Strange and/or funny quotes thread

[matty406]

tip, dont click on any link fiah sends

[Darvince]

i clicked it and my dog spoke a sentence of perfect akkadian, and the cats started talking about string theory.

[atomic7732]

i'm cry

[atomic7732]

<Narafk>  ωну? ωну ∂σ тнєу αℓωαуѕ ℓєανє мє? ωну? ωну? ωну?
<Darvince> because you use greek incorrectly

(not to mention some of that isn't even Greek )

[Bla]

Kol, it also makes me rage when people do that in Яцssiaи.

[Darvince]

me: *laughter*
mom: what?
me: i'm still a kitchen
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom: it's ok son

[Darvince]

[2012-09-17 17:22:39] <FiahOwl> hmmm i like this planet
[2012-09-17 17:22:42] <FiahOwl> its nice here
[2012-09-17 17:22:57] <vh|darwinia> yeah, that's a good thing about earth
[2012-09-17 17:23:01] <vh|darwinia> since when did you notice.

[vh]

[06:32.16] <+height_sagua> i
[06:32.17] <+height_sagua> am
[06:32.19] <+height_sagua> stupid
[06:32.20] <+height_sagua> poo

[atomic7732]

<Kalassak> mars is in the tropics
<Kalassak> i mean
<Kalassak> MSL
<Kalassak> lol mars

[vh]

whats going on

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[03:09.21] <vh> hi
[03:09.23] <vh> fiktylpegasus
[03:09.24] <vh> oh kol this: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/5/4/78%20Crotch%20Foot%20Fail_thumb.jpg
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[03:14.50] <vh> hi smjjames
[03:14.52] <vh> you all missed this
[03:14.53] <vh> oh kol this: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/5/4/78%20Crotch%20Foot%20Fail_thumb.jpg
[03:15.10] <smjjames> Hi
[03:15.13] <smjjames> Missed what?
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[03:43.03] <+Arrow_McKnee> I always arrow on phone
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[04:10.07] <+matty406> I would love to just sit down and watch an Episode of Bear In The Big Blue House.
[04:11.04] <+matty406> It had some of the best puppetry ever
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[Darvince]

all the joins/quits?

[vh]

yeah.

[Darvince]

uhh, that's over 2 hours

[vh]

yes but still.

[vh]

[11:07.00] <+Arrow_McKnee> My walnut days are over

[atomic7732]

<Kalassak> I'm almost done I juse need to divide Fykisel from Aijikqeynt
<vh> it's almost easier to divide someone's tongue when they try to prnounce those names

[atomic7732]

[20:15] <matty406> God's blood, this bard is a terrible singer.
[20:16] <matty406> Thank Talos she's started playing a lute instead.
[20:26] <mudkipz> lol
[20:26] <mudkipz> she took a arrow to the vocal cord prolly.

   Auivilxa   Did you like me instantly?
   Auivilxa   When did you fall in love with me?
   ivan_braginski   Last night.
   ivan_braginski   When we were in bed.
   Auivilxa   Which is the best age to marry?
   ivan_braginski   12.
   Auivilxa   What is the thing you love most about me?
   ivan_braginski   Pasta.
   Auivilxa   What is on your bedside table?
   ivan_braginski   A cup of shut the fuck up
   Auivilxa   If you had a lot of money, where would we go on vacation?
   Auivilxa   Name one of my body parts you simply love?
   ivan_braginski   .The bananas.
   Auivilxa   What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
   ivan_braginski   Your crotch.
   Auivilxa   Can you share 3 good points about me?
   ivan_braginski   You
   ivan_braginski   You're stupid, you're nice, and you're stupid.
   Auivilxa   If you have the chance, what would you probably say to your beloved one?   
   ivan_braginski   Hi.
   Auivilxa   Have you ever lied to me and if so, why?
   ivan_braginski   Yes, because you are stupid.
   Auivilxa   If you found someone's wallet and there was a $100 bill inside, what would you do with it?
   ivan_braginski   Eat it.
   Auivilxa   How many girls or guys have you slept with?
   Auivilxa   When you have sexual fantasies, who do you usually think of?
   ivan_braginski   Ten, six from darvince.
   ivan_braginski   My friends.

posted again because its win


[18:25] <matty406> Whennnnn will Bla update the server.
[18:25] <+skirtisan> when bukkit comes out
[18:25] <+skirtisan> >.>
[18:25] <+Naru523> When Darvince gets pregnant <3
[18:25] <+Darvince> wtf
[18:25] <matty406> Hurry up then.
[18:25] <+Darvince> that's im-
[18:25] <+Darvince> MATTY

FictilePegasus: asdftgjgtuihuiht
matty406:        asdgfdsaacslopclmjfds
FictilePegasus: Cslop?
FictilePegasus: matty...
matty406:        heee

[01:57]   Darvince   yyg
[01:59]   atomic7732   dra
   asleeporsumthin   sil

best 5 quotes from first 10 pages imo

[Darvince]

where is spam or get banned

[matty406]

Cslop

[matty406]

[15:21] <+Naru523> its canon that at every world conference a few nations take a turn to slip printed-out screencaps of weird pornos in ethanthova’s binders/backpack when he isn’t looking and watch his face turn red mid-speech

[vh]

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[11:28.27] <vh> bye matty
[11:28.37] <vh> hi naru523
[11:28.40] <vh> it's just us now
[11:28.42] <vh> and chanserv.
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[11:28.52] <vh> wtf

[atomic7732]

[15:21] <+Naru523> its canon that at every world conference a few nations take a turn to slip printed-out screencaps of weird pornos in ethanthova’s binders/backpack when he isn’t looking and watch his face turn red mid-speech

*Ethanthova flips page* "... GUYS NOT AGAIN!"

[Bla]

dan can just pull code out of his armpit

That's cool. I would have done the same.

[FiahOwl]

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[Darvince]

[19:31:05]   Darvince   I love Boston

context:
[2012-09-26 16:31:58] <Fiah> oh
[2012-09-26 16:32:03] <Fiah> darv I totally forgot about that
[2012-09-26 16:32:06] <Fiah> I will but;
[2012-09-26 16:32:10] <Fiah> You have to say
[2012-09-26 16:32:14] <Fiah> I love Boston
[2012-09-26 16:32:14] <Darvince> well i think 118m trees are more beautiful than trees that turn dead in the winter
[2012-09-26 16:32:18] <Fiah> or else I won't
[2012-09-26 16:32:21] <Darvince> ok
[2012-09-26 16:32:23] <Darvince> I love Boston
[2012-09-26 16:32:26] <Fiah> ok
[2012-09-26 16:32:29] <Darvince> BAWWWWWWWWWSTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
[2012-09-26 16:32:31] <Kalassak> deciduous forests are buggy
[2012-09-26 16:32:32] <Fiah> I mean--
[2012-09-26 16:32:33] <Darvince> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN

[FiahOwl]

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[vh]

CHALLENGE DENIED.

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[08:32.37] <vh|mapp> height
[08:32.59] <vh|mapp> vh|ao we must ctam to 6666 today
[08:33.00] <vh|mapp> because
[08:33.25] <vh|mapp> the S&P500 and NASDAQ at the start of the day were 7 and 8, so 15.
[08:33.30] <vh|mapp> so we cannot fail.
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[08:33.59] <vh|ao> bye.

[vh]

[11:20.48] <vh|ns> out of all of us, bla is the only one smart enough not to go on this irc.
[11:21.19] <+Shmoohwpy> He's a dirty communist anyway
[11:21.30] <vh|ns> lp;
[11:21.30] <+Kalassak> ok brb being smart
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[vh]

KOL

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[11:21.55] <+Kalassak> but then I got dumb again

[Bla]

I would have done the same I mean

Kol.