Author Topic: Strange and/or funny quotes thread (Read 438418 times)

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1080 on:** November 11, 2014, 03:32:32 AM »

Because they can.

Bla · « **Reply #1081 on:** November 11, 2014, 03:48:34 AM »

Quote from: Gordon Freeman on November 11, 2014, 03:32:32 AM

Because they can.

That's not a reason to do something. You can walk into a fire. Try applying the same logic and you'll see.
I think you should let people respond for themselves.

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1082 on:** November 11, 2014, 04:12:56 AM »

>takes joke seriously

Darvince · « **Reply #1083 on:** November 11, 2014, 08:58:13 AM »

well u see mom i have a very harsh disease it affects my daily life

[20:24] Jorster darvince wants me 2 tell you guys that he has a deadly disease called spamicus

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1084 on:** November 11, 2014, 09:13:07 AM »

Remember kids: safe sex, or you'll turn out like dar

(=P)

Bla · « **Reply #1085 on:** November 11, 2014, 09:20:43 AM »

Quote from: Darvince on November 11, 2014, 08:58:13 AM

well u see mom i have a very harsh disease it affects my daily life

Well spamming and annoying other people on irc and refusing to take it seriously when confronted with it isn't really convincing me that you care about what I would assume were your friends on the channel

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1086 on:** November 11, 2014, 09:23:49 AM »

/Bla's flawless reasoning strikes again/

FiahOwl · « **Reply #1087 on:** November 11, 2014, 01:08:14 PM »

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vh · « **Reply #1088 on:** November 11, 2014, 03:05:36 PM »

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what is happen to this thread

atomic7732 · « **Reply #1089 on:** November 11, 2014, 05:02:02 PM »

<BlaBla44> I need to see if the names are also gaussian

matty406 · « **Reply #1090 on:** November 11, 2014, 08:08:41 PM »

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[03:05] <ubv> kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol ctam

vh · « **Reply #1091 on:** November 12, 2014, 08:50:04 PM »

<ubv> "This proposal, which the Italian Parliament is currently debating, provides, among other things, a requirement to all websites to publish, within 48 hours of the request and without any comment, a correction of any content that the applicant deems detrimental to his/her image."
<Imperialism>!lr why the fuck are you obsessed with italy
<ubv> coincidence
<peajkok>we don't use that language around here.
<Imperialism>!lr are you ssrs
<ubv> Yup
<osmotischen>KOL
<Imperialism>!lr tell me a story
<ubv> Osu de~
<Imperialism>!lr a longer one
<ubv> NO WONDER.
<Kalassak>ubv is accurate
<Imperialism>!lr ok ubv go to bed
<Kalassak>!lr give us a kip story
<ubv> bye
<osmotischen>my sides
<Kalassak>!lr you can't just leave me!
<ubv> i kick ur faise

Jorster · « **Reply #1092 on:** November 12, 2014, 09:51:54 PM »

I need a senior quote and this is already a quote thread. Pls assist

vh · « **Reply #1093 on:** November 12, 2014, 09:59:34 PM »

Quote from: Jorster's senior quote

bye

atomic7732 · « **Reply #1094 on:** November 12, 2014, 10:20:05 PM »

Jorster's senior quote is often confused with kip's senior quote

Quote from: kip's senior quote

#bye

Bla · « **Reply #1095 on:** November 13, 2014, 05:55:12 AM »

KOL ubv

Darvince · « **Reply #1096 on:** November 13, 2014, 06:25:22 AM »

oh if we're going that route then mine is "spam or get banned"

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1097 on:** November 13, 2014, 06:56:37 AM »

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The Blinder Eyes: >Benefits of micropenis

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1098 on:** November 15, 2014, 12:14:51 PM »

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My life is going to be ruined by a giant wiener!

matty406 · « **Reply #1099 on:** November 15, 2014, 12:17:59 PM »

a big wiener never ruined anything

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1100 on:** November 15, 2014, 12:36:45 PM »

Except when it hits the power lines and turns off the lights in the operation room, getting a scalpel stuck in your large intestine.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #1101 on:** November 16, 2014, 11:48:53 AM »

Quote from: Darvince on November 15, 2014, 12:17:59 PM

goodbye i am not a spambot

you can't quote locked topics apparently

Darvince · « **Reply #1102 on:** November 17, 2014, 12:46:16 PM »

[12:44] <+matty406> "Date hot racists online now free signups"

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1103 on:** November 17, 2014, 01:25:03 PM »

[Kaukaukis+]: What are you doing?
[Girdin frimmin+]: YOUR MOM

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Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1105 on:** November 18, 2014, 03:45:55 AM »

no u see cuz his mum is so ugli that shes classifyed as a "what"

Here's an interesting conversation:

Bla · « **Reply #1106 on:** November 18, 2014, 05:16:37 AM »

Quote from: matty406 on November 02, 2011, 03:00:23 PM

So I thought it would be good to have a place to put some silly/funny/stupid things people said on the forums or in the IRC. I don't have any, but if you do, feel free to ~~humiliate people~~ share things that have been said in here.

I think this thread was more interesting back when people posted quotes from each other on the forum instead of finding random quotes from other people on the internet we don't know.

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1107 on:** November 18, 2014, 08:06:19 AM »

Hush, darling, I'm experiencing the pleasure of depression:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKTti-grFRY

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Aboxa BalÃ¼ns: looking in the mirror gave me gonorrhea

Darvince · « **Reply #1108 on:** November 18, 2014, 09:21:59 AM »

Quote from: Bla on November 18, 2014, 05:16:37 AM

I think this thread was more interesting back when people posted quotes from each other on the forum instead of finding random quotes from other people on the internet we don't know.

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #1109 on:** November 18, 2014, 09:31:05 AM »

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Diversity