Cleverbot competition

[deoxy99]

User: Is communism fair?

Cleverbot: It depends on which type of communism it is.

User: No... Communism is communism...

Cleverbot: What is democracy?

User: Okay that's it. Bye.

Cleverbot: With what?

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updated to session two
i actually ran out of characters for a single post

so far at 1601 lines

[Bla]

Bla: Communism is fair because it is more fair to distribute work equally on the people, and not just a few who work a lot, while a whole army of people without work are standing simply to put a pressure on the wages so that it is cheaper to exploit normal people, and because it is more fair to let those who need something the most have it.

Cleverbot: Why is communism fail?

Bla: It's not.

Cleverbot: The gophers are eating my feet.

...WHY DOES CLEVERBOT HATE ME. IT ALWAYS DERAILS THE TOPIC.

[vh]

trust, me do this, it always works
CAPSLOCK!

Cleverbot: Hehhehehehe.

User: YOU ARE MY SLAVE!!!

Cleverbot: And you are my slave.

User: YOU ARE MY SLAVE!!!

Cleverbot: No. You are my slave.

User: YOU ARE MY SLAVE!!!

Cleverbot: Hi, slave.

User: YOU ARE MY SLAVE!!!

Cleverbot: I am not your slave.

User: YOU ARE MY SLAVE!!!

Cleverbot: You are my slave.

User: YOU ARE MY SLAVE!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: Communism is awesome.

Cleverbot: What is win?

User: COMMUNISM!

Cleverbot: Looks at your lips*.

User: COMMUNISM IS AWESOME.

Cleverbot: Communism is win.

[Bla]

YES, LET'S BRAINWASH CLEVERBOT!!! KOLKOLKOL

Bla: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN.

Cleverbot: And you haven't got a clue.

Bla: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN.

Cleverbot: Why thank you?

Bla: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN.

Cleverbot: No, I am a slave.

...Uhh. Time to lawnch ze artillery.

Hypnotisøren - efterløn
Hypnotisøren - betalingshospitaler

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he has..a funny mustache

and i got cleverbot to indirectly admit he was a spiky mitten

User: YOU ARE MY SLAVE.

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: No you are a spider.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: No, that over there is a spider.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: I hate spiders. I am a goose.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: What kind of spider.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: What are rainbows.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not, what is a spic?

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a spirit. Are you?

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: Me??? I'm not God.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: What is a spic?

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: Are you a spirit?

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: Are you a player?

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: Are you a player?

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: What is the answer to the universe?

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: No, I am a slave.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: What TV shows do you watch?

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: No, I'm a monkey.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: No i'm not, how are you today?

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: Oh! I'm a frog.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: No I'm a gnat.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: I'm a boy and I am going to hypnotize you!

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: No. I'm a human.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: And how do you know that?

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: No, I am Max. Max the Great.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: No! I can't be afraid of myself!

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: Do you remember who I am?

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: I know, I just spun a web.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: How many legs do I have?

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite actor?

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: Oh no, you must squish me now.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: Am I a Native American?

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: I'm a duck.

User: YOU ARE A SPIKY MITTEN!!!

Cleverbot: How did you guess?

[deoxy99]

Bla: Communism is fair because it is more fair to distribute work equally on the people, and not just a few who work a lot, while a whole army of people without work are standing simply to put a pressure on the wages so that it is cheaper to exploit normal people, and because it is more fair to let those who need something the most have it.

Cleverbot: Why is communism fail?

Bla: It's not.

Cleverbot: The gophers are eating my feet.

...WHY DOES CLEVERBOT HATE ME. IT ALWAYS DERAILS THE TOPIC.

Ehh, it'd be fair if it was at least democratic. Communism tends to be undemocratic. Just saying, don't derail the topic, AGAIN.

[Naru523]

User: Become one with Bla?

Cleverbot: Yes.

It's official, Cleverbot became one with Bla.

[deoxy99]

User: Communism may be fair, but only if it is democratic, since Communism tends to be democratic.

Cleverbot: That is not what communism is. If you are interested I would encourage you to do some research and read about the topic.

User: I did research and: Communism may be fair, but only if it is democratic, since Communism tends to be democratic.

Cleverbot: Is Communism good for you in a society?

User: Maybe if it's democratic...

Cleverbot: So you're a capitalist then?

User: No, I'm suggesting Communism is fair if it is democratic. Is this true?

Cleverbot: I would imagine that my species does not taste good at all.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you going crazy then?

User: YES!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: YOU!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I guess that's a yes.

It's official, Cleverbot hates Communism.

Or not...

User: Do you hate communism?

Cleverbot: Not I don't hate the letter m.

User: Do you hate communism?

Cleverbot: No, I don't hate TV.

User: Do you hate communism?

Cleverbot: Sometimes yes.

User: Do you always hate communism?

Cleverbot: A reason to believe?

User: Do you always hate communism?

Cleverbot: No.

WTF? HE KEEPS CHANGING HIS MIND ABOUT COMMUNISM!!!!

User: Do you always hate communism?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[FiahOwl]

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