Starting now...
If anyone intentionally breaks a topic with unusual formating they will be banned for a week.
If they do it again, they will be banned permanently.
I appreciate that it's an interesting idea... can it be done? what will happen? how do I do it?
Breaking the forums is not the point of the forums.
This is my business and how I make my living.
I don't want to spend time monitoring this.
So just stop trying to do it.