This Ish Definitely Not Crazhy

[atomic7732]

Let's star over on the turns... so... yeah!

BLA! HOW DO YOU MAKE SO SQUIGLY LINES THAT ARE ROUND AND NOT SHARP?

[Naru523]

BLA! HOW DO YOU MAKE SO SQUIGLY LINES THAT ARE ROUND AND NOT SHARP?

Join the dark side. Way better than light.

[Bla]

BLA! HOW DO YOU MAKE SO SQUIGLY LINES THAT ARE ROUND AND NOT SHARP?

First, I open Paint. Then I click on the pencil. Then, I draw squigly lines. Then I generate the roundness. Then I have squigly round lines.

The United Unions of Tripe Tribes expands...

[atomic7732]

How do you "generate the roundness"?

[Bla]

How do you "generate the roundness"?

It's a MILITARY SECRET OK!

I don't want other nations to have roundish borders, then they will be like impossible to conquer.

[atomic7732]

then they will be like impossible to conquer.

Ummm... how?

[Naru523]

It's a MILITARY SECRET OK!

I don't want other nations to have roundish borders, then they will be like impossible to conquer.

I have round borders... 

[Bla]

Ummm... how?

If you look at Earth, nearly all of the strongest countries have squiggly roundish borders, and all the weak countries have straight lines. This must clearly mean something, don't you think.

[Naru523]

If you look at Earth, nearly all of the strongest countries have squiggly roundish borders, and all the weak countries have straight lines. This must clearly mean something, don't you think.

... Blasphemy!

[atomic7732]

in fact, Denmark has (nearly) straight border with Germany.

[Bla]

Yes,... China owns USA's economy. And China has very squiggly and roundish borders, I guess that's why they're becoming a superpower now. Exactly.
But ok, this wasn't military related. Of course, this only proves that squiggly roundish borders provide more bonuses to countries than just to the military.

Also, I will now refute your second claim that the Danish border is not squiggly and not roundish. The map you showed clearly is a simplification, but look at this clear and completely objective map (in contrast to yours, which clearly tries to make Denmark look UNSQUIGGLY and UNROUNDISH, as if it should take a side in the debate! ):

[Naru523]

Isreal owns a nuclear program and yet you dare call it weak!? 

 

[atomic7732]

LAUNCH ZE NUKES!!! 

[Bla]

Yes, the nukes in Israel are clearly grammatically incorrect.
By the way, Israel's borders are in fact somewhat squiggly, it's borders are 47 squiggly units, which is a lot, compared to some other countries. The waves on the beach also CLEARLY provides a big amount of persistent, automatically changing squigglyness to the country, think of it as a squigglyness generator.

[atomic7732]

The US has TWO coastlines. AND a river. AND the great lakes. WHAT NOW DENMARK?  

Squiggly that!

And since deo didn't go...

[Naru523]

The US has TWO coastlines. AND a river. AND the great lakes. WHAT NOW DENMARK?  

Squiggly that!

And since deo didn't go...

Actually, The United States has around 20-30 coastlines because of Pacific/Caribbean  possessions and Alaska/Hawaii.

[atomic7732]

Actually, The United States has around 20-30 coastlines because of Pacific/Caribbean  possessions and Alaska/Hawaii.

Meh...
The fact of the matter is... I have a coastline, and some random squiggly borders. lol

[Bla]

Do you want the discussion about whether squigglyness affects the strength of a country to be in a seperate topic? Then, I'll call upon the magic power of my squiggly borders to split this topic.

[Darvince]

Call it This Ish Crazhy

[atomic7732]

Do you want the discussion about whether squigglyness affects the strength of a country to be in a seperate topic? Then, I'll call upon the magic power of my squiggly borders to split this topic.

Sure. But use your moderator powers instead. 

[Bla]

Sure. But use your moderator powers instead. 

Call it This Ish Crazhy

Why are you waging a war on my deeply held personal beliefs about the meaning of squiggly borders? I find this deeply offensive and I call upon the magical power of squiggly borders that your nation may lose all it's coastlines and other posessions of squigglyness-generators immediately, and that the rest of the world will decide to reduce your land borders to straight lines!

[Darvince]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[Bla]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

I agree.

[Darvince]

If you look at Earth, nearly all of the strongest countries have squiggly roundish borders, and all the weak countries have straight lines. This must clearly mean something, don't you think.

... Bla's phemy!

Correct'd.