1) open your mouth and emit shrieks
2) birds of prey will think you are one of them and be attracted to you
3) people think birds of prey are really cool and will come up to you and ask you about them
4) do not tell them the truth
5) emit noises that sound like "oh i've been a falconer for five years now, this one here, she's named kayla because of her unique caw"
6) you have a friend now