google translate, the joke

[sean2323]

it goes in as


Pie is fun and is awesome

then

พายสนุกและน่ากลัว

then

Pie Fun and scary.

WTF???



or

wow universe sandbox is so educational!

wow sandbox σύμπαν είναι τόσο εκπαιδευτική!

wow universal sand is so educate

?



the cassifide classification of rosweld new mexico is very interesting


la classification cassifide du Nouveau-Mexique rosweld est très intéressant


cassifide the classification of new mexico rosweld Is very interesting

[deoxy99]

It makes one phrase into a broken messed-up phrase, because it is very hard to translate.

[deoxy99]

I discovered the smallest part of matter, and it is the atom.
To Japanese:
私は物質の最小の一部を発見、それはアトムです。
And Back to English:
I found some of the smallest matter, it is an atom.
Or
Iowan Old Style was designed for Bitstream in 1990 by noted sign painter John Downer.
To Japanese
Iowanオールドスタイルは、ビットストリームは、1990年に記載され記号画家ジョンダウナーによって設計されました。
And Back Again:
Iowan Old Style, Bitstream, was designed by artist Jondauna symbol listed in 1990.

HAHAHA

[Bla]

I tried putting the lyrics from this song into Google translate............. never again. Kol. (I think it gets confused over speech-language, if you replace "Heut'" with "Heute" (today) or simply "Heut" it makes more sense)

Arbeiter, Bauern, fester die Waffen
Heut' ist das heilige Pflicht
Das eh die Verbrecher, Verbrechen beginnen
Das Volk ihre Waffen zerbricht
Heut' ist der Sozialismus Weltmacht
Heut' stehen die Völker nicht mehr allein
Drum fester die Einheit, der Kampf wird sich lohnen
Dann wird in der Welt immer Frieden sein

Workers, peasants, the stronger the weapons
Egg is the sacred duty
The EH begin the criminals , crimes
The people break their arms
Egg is socialism world power
Egg are no longer the people alone
Drum integral unity , the struggle will be worth it
Then the world will always be peace

Der offene Aufmarsch - (Ernst Busch / EWE)

[matty406]

I put a Faroese song about drinking into google translate. Since Faroese and Icelandic are both said to reflect old Norse quite well, I figured that setting the translator to Icelandic would work. It did.
Kind of.

Aevi mín er eintómt hlaup
Efter brennivíni
Geturðu sett á glasið í Staup
Gömlu Fyllisvíni

My lifetime is pure jelly
efter spirit
Can you put the bottle in a shot glass
Old filled with wine

My lifetime is pure jelly.

[Bla]

My lifetime is pure jelly and the egg is socialism world power and no longer the people alone.

This must mean something!

[Bla]

Wow, combine YouTube's audio transcription from Lenin's speech and put the transcription into Google Translate. This is what comes out in English. What.

0:00 what factors
0:03 Alasania and pay this attack
0:06 against Russia
0:08 but there is no technology likely
0:10 preparations boats boarded
0:12 I wanted to ask about 25
0:15 kopecks weather
0:17 this time got
0:19 inhibit dismiss the support
0:22 to pay for capitalism
0:24 do not understand
0:25 food corporation accused
0:28 Minister of Tajikistan
0:31 amendments
0:32 that this list of drugs
0:34 portfolio of projects and enterprises does not sing
0:38 tours
0:39 to prepare a draft project

Lenin's speech in 1919

From my limited understanding of Russian, I can hear him speaking of the Red Army, Siberia, Soviets, English (probably their armies fighting against the revolution), capitalists, discipline, workers and millions of people, so I highly doubt that it is an accurate portrayal of the speech, but interesting nontheless.

[vh]

My opinion and Communists were looking to hide. To achieve their ends only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions and openly declared that: let the ruling classes tremble at a Communist revolution. It is a loose chain of the proletariat. You must win the world.

[matty406]

youtube can transcribe the language's audio, then translate the text captions into English, the results get more garbled through each stage.

[smjjames]

Yes, YouTubes captioning system is a joke onto itself...... WHICH IS ANNOYING TO THOSE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY BENEFIT FROM PROPER CAPTIONING!