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Question: Who would win in a fight?
smjjames - 3 (37.5%)
matty406 - 5 (62.5%)
Total Voters: 8

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Darvince

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« on: January 31, 2012, 09:15:54 PM »

It's a fistfight between active Universe Sandbox forum members!



Currently: smjjames vs matty406!
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2012, 09:29:15 PM »

Hmm?
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2012, 09:36:58 PM »

Well, I am very flexible, and pretty strong.

because I haz been training since ze age of two
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2012, 09:46:53 PM »

Naru would win with sheer awesomeness and more Asianness. Oh and his knives.
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2012, 09:48:27 PM »

Fiah is also Asian-American......

Still, Fiah would win through sheer awesomeness and Aeridani technological superiority.
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2012, 09:52:39 PM »

Except Aeridani technology doesn't exist OTL, while Naru's knives do.
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2012, 09:53:42 PM »

Oh and his knives.
Deciding factor. Naru.
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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2012, 09:56:04 PM »

I'm also a bit strong as well. I inherited my father's strength when he fought in the Vietnam War, and my mother's smartness... err she's not smart anymore, so that's kinda a shame (then again, she's almost 60 yrs old...). Lessee, I'm a heir, I have a couple katanas, so many knives, and fought people in a pillow fight.

Other than that, I'm a bit normal.
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2012, 10:02:38 PM »

Except Aeridani technology doesn't exist OTL, while Naru's knives do.

What knives?

Edit: ninja'd by a ninja. Also, a Katana?, cool.

Too bad we can't change our vote if we wanted to, but eh well.
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2012, 10:09:43 PM »

Mmm, yeah. I don't use them much though, pretty sharp if you ask me. My mother would probably freak out cutting myself.
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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2012, 10:10:21 PM »

I'm also a bit strong as well. I inherited my father's strength when he fought in the Vietnam War, and my mother's smartness... err she's not smart anymore, so that's kinda a shame (then again, she's almost 60 yrs old...). Lessee, I'm a heir, I have a couple katanas, so many knives, and fought people in a pillow fight.

Other than that, I'm a bit normal.

So? Um, I have like... Uh... A kitchen knife, and like um... I am like, very witty, and um. I have 500 Starships up monitoring us right now, and um, I'm very flexible, and um.. I've been doing gymnastics and tumbling since I was 2.
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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2012, 10:12:03 PM »

I've been learning computers in first grade in school, so kol.
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« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2012, 10:13:51 PM »

I started using my first coimputer when I was, what, five? And thats back in the late 80's.
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« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2012, 10:14:12 PM »

I've been learning computers in first grade in school, so kol.

Kol, what the hell does it have to do with a fist knives vs superior movement fight?
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« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2012, 10:16:14 PM »

more tactikz. and all that stuff. Stuff. Ye', I don't know.
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« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2012, 10:17:18 PM »

You know, I could say I have a collection of rifles right now, but... What's the fun in that?

Fistfight. Who would win?
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« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2012, 10:21:52 PM »

I already voted and you can't change the vote, so.....
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« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2012, 10:24:48 PM »

Le Fiah is speechless. Usually he would have a witty or random thing to say, but this is just too corrupt and dumb.

Fuck, I wish I could send my thoughts into text.
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« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2012, 10:26:47 PM »

Seems suspicious though.

But eh, the hell.
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« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2012, 10:30:00 PM »

I did vote for you Fiah, if that makes you feel a little better, and I was saying that I couldn't change the vote if I wanted to, which I don't.
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« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2012, 10:41:33 PM »

Kay, thanks.



But it still seems a novae bomb is not enough for a few knives Wink
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« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2012, 10:42:20 PM »

>few

>many

What is this I don't even. Tongue
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Darvince

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« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2012, 08:18:47 AM »

Nue poll started, this time it's phinehas vs deoxy99.
Discuss.
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« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2012, 08:19:07 AM »

Oh. Deoxy.
I ran a simulation:

* Deoxy evolves into giant death robot.
* Denied.
* Deoxy uses global warming beam.
* Denied.
* Earth crumbles under Deoxy's mighty feet, as he roars in victory.
(The simulation ended here, also, we're not interested in what happened to Deoxy after Earth's crumblation)
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« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2012, 08:22:26 AM »

Deoxy's defenses would be socialism and stuff, while phinehas's defenses would be bibles and Christianity.
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« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2012, 08:52:29 AM »

Makes no sense. If Deoxys ideas can be his defense, then why the fuck were my fists my defense?
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« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2012, 08:59:54 AM »

Deoxy's defenses would be socialism and stuff, while phinehas's defenses would be bibles and Christianity.

If Socialism is his defense, then he has already lost.  My defenses are just not the Bible, which is the most read and most sold book since the selling of books nor just Christianity, which brought about Science and the Civilization we have today but reason, which defeats "stuff" every time.

I also have a shiny crystal which when rubbed gives my enemies severe diarrhea causing them to bow out of any competition.  Don't make me use it.
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« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2012, 09:02:28 AM »

And what is your defense then?
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« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2012, 09:06:06 AM »

inb4 it's another landslide
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« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2012, 09:07:18 AM »

Reason has stated that Socialism is a failure and history has proven it.  That leaves "stuff", which has not been defined but I am confident my reason will either trump it or negate it.
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