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[Naru523]

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[FiahOwl]

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[matty406]

<+atomic7732> it's probably like "neptune is 8 plant frum sun"

[atomic7732]

By request.

[2012-01-15 19:18:42] <skirtisan> my high school has an astronomy course
[2012-01-15 19:18:49] <atomic7732> wut
[2012-01-15 19:18:50] <atomic7732> you suck
[2012-01-15 19:19:14] <atomic7732> it's probably like "neptune is 8 plant frum sun"
[2012-01-15 19:19:16] <skirtisan> ...kol ur jealous
[2012-01-15 19:19:18] <skirtisan> no not really
[2012-01-15 19:19:22] <skirtisan> its hard
[2012-01-15 19:19:24] <Darvince> yeah
[2012-01-15 19:19:32] <Darvince> that's why i didn't taken the one at my school
[2012-01-15 19:19:36] <skirtisan> one of the pre-reqs is like ap physics
[2012-01-15 19:19:38] <atomic7732> "uranus is 70 plany fmto su"
[2012-01-15 19:19:43] <skirtisan> ...no
[2012-01-15 19:19:46] <Darvince> wtf atomic
[2012-01-15 19:19:53] <atomic7732> "septuhn is 5 jdjat[g":L"
[2012-01-15 19:19:53] <atomic7732> g
[2012-01-15 19:19:57] <Darvince> wtf
[2012-01-15 19:20:00] <atomic7732> lol
[2012-01-15 19:20:11] <Darvince> inb4 incomprehensible one about jupiter
[2012-01-15 19:20:22] <atomic7732> idk "Advanced Algebra" right now is stuff I learned in pre-algebra
[2012-01-15 19:20:30] <Darvince> kolwut
[2012-01-15 19:20:33] <skirtisan> actually it'd be more like
[2012-01-15 19:20:33] <atomic7732> verrrryyyy advanced
[2012-01-15 19:20:48] <skirtisan> based on the spectrum of the star; find the radius of the star
[2012-01-15 19:20:49] <Darvince> "jiiprpitjria is 5 iooooopalniernhtoety  iofrma siodfnnn"fasdhui
[2012-01-15 19:20:55] <skirtisan> oh and the orbit of a planet
[2012-01-15 19:20:55] <atomic7732> oh that's still easy
[2012-01-15 19:20:57] <skirtisan> or whatever
[2012-01-15 19:21:02] <skirtisan>
[2012-01-15 19:21:09] <atomic7732> the kepler thingy has you do that
[2012-01-15 19:21:17] <atomic7732> I programmed a planet calculator
[2012-01-15 19:21:18] <Darvince> "jmasdkl rjkls fsss is 4 pal;eenreta fretsaeofmv sdufaudfnibmvb"
[2012-01-15 19:21:22] <atomic7732> I broke it though
[2012-01-15 19:21:24] <atomic7732> XD
[2012-01-15 19:21:40] <atomic7732> let me find it
[2012-01-15 19:21:56] <Darvince> "erasesdddtrtretauhgcgh ijuouijssdd 3 adpsol[plamdnfueinret frroiuim sudnfainuinub klbvm klbmnbvmknlbcmskmpa6kozsuj"
[2012-01-15 19:22:14] <atomic7732> http://kepler.nasa.gov/multimedia/Interactives/keplerFlashAdvDiscovery/
[2012-01-15 19:23:20] <Darvince> "vcfjkv jkbduwenrtuinuihdjuijgis digfmsicf af sdfidm gtidfjiog2fniodnixfnaiodgf dsgfsdioapgdflpbolv  maner etsfd frobmgboimn ayusndusnungovnn"
[2012-01-15 19:23:46] <Darvince> inb4 "wtf"
[2012-01-15 19:23:51] <skirtisan> ...tttt
[2012-01-15 19:23:52] <atomic7732> maner
[2012-01-15 19:23:56] <skirtisan> stop aw eet
[2012-01-15 19:24:18] <skirtisan> hi again
[2012-01-15 19:24:28] <Darvince> hold on i'm writing mercury's
[2012-01-15 19:24:50] <Darvince> "m bviomvmnmkvm klb ldlmeryefrwtyrgeyrsgtyf etrewutityiohuyiougiuvhcuivhcyub cf cu xvuvhv  vrytbrtyryhtuytinity fi cbki b  k     cvc ihgihgijyuokikiodfsdfdsf sf dgfds gmb b    1  fuiojdjfiojioojkliplkphjklm njkandjkasndjnjetnrjkrnjk dfs fff frfryop jh,pm,bnom,bnopm  m c    sfusdhnguinhiufnnnbuin bj "
[2012-01-15 19:24:57] <matty406> Oh gods lol
[2012-01-15 19:24:59] <Darvince> = mercury is first planet from sun
[2012-01-15 19:25:04] <atomic7732> http://kepler.nasa.gov/images/KeplerSunsPlanets_rowe1-full.jpg
[2012-01-15 19:25:41] <matty406> JUPTUR IS GARSE GIUNT
[2012-01-15 19:25:44] <atomic7732> http://kepler.nasa.gov/ lol failing location
[2012-01-15 19:25:53] <atomic7732> "untitled no size"
[2012-01-15 19:26:31] <Darvince> "pluto r 9 planet from sun"
[2012-01-15 19:26:57] <matty406> BUT R PLUTUR PLANT?
[2012-01-15 19:27:07] <atomic7732> ^
[2012-01-15 19:27:39] <Darvince> no becos neptun r plant
[2012-01-15 19:27:44] <Darvince> tehn uranus r plany
[2012-01-15 19:27:48] <skirtisan> wtf
[2012-01-15 19:27:57] <skirtisan> pluto are actualy 4.4 plant from sunnn
[2012-01-15 19:27:59] <skirtisan> SUNN
[2012-01-15 19:28:01] <skirtisan> NNNNNNNNNN
[2012-01-15 19:28:07] <Darvince> tehn septuhn r jdjat[g":L
[2012-01-15 19:28:11] <skirtisan> wtf
[2012-01-15 19:28:16] <skirtisan> the stupidity is too much
[2012-01-15 19:28:20] <skirtisan> *brain dies*
[2012-01-15 19:29:02] <atomic7732> idk how I got septuhn from saturn
[2012-01-15 19:29:02] <atomic7732> XD
[2012-01-15 19:29:05] <matty406> Wut colr r spess shutl?
[2012-01-15 19:29:13] <atomic7732> bloo
[2012-01-15 19:29:14] <skirtisan> kol
[2012-01-15 19:29:43] <skirtisan> da astronaut ride le space shuttle too mooohn
[2012-01-15 19:29:57] <Darvince> but tneh jiiprpitjria r iooooopalniernhtoety iofrma siodfnnn
[2012-01-15 19:30:43] <atomic7732> http://eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/OH/transit12.html
[2012-01-15 19:30:43] <matty406> Whar iz th Hoers Hed Nebular locetud?
[2012-01-15 19:30:44] <skirtisan> ....wtf
[2012-01-15 19:31:11] <Darvince> alzi jmasdkl rjkls fsss r pal;eenreta
[2012-01-15 19:31:12] <atomic7732> uhryaun!
[2012-01-15 19:31:29] <Darvince> u frgo taht hopmmome palpalpksoanetet r 3
[2012-01-15 19:31:51] <matty406> wvart ids Triagnulumum?
[2012-01-15 19:32:01] <Darvince> bu vcfjkv jkbduwenrtuinuihdjuijgis digfmsicf af r 2 fniodnixfnaiodgf dsgfsdioapgdflpbolv
[2012-01-15 19:32:02] <matty406> Id is:
[2012-01-15 19:32:03] <atomic7732> palpalksoanetet sounds like an inuit word
[2012-01-15 19:32:11] <matty406> A. A plant
[2012-01-15 19:32:15] <matty406> B. A stur
[2012-01-15 19:32:21] <matty406> C. A Goluxus
[2012-01-15 19:32:23] <Darvince> iges b
[2012-01-15 19:32:30] <atomic7732> H!
[2012-01-15 19:32:34] <matty406> D. A musiculic instrumnt
[2012-01-15 19:32:37] <atomic7732> iges toaly H!
[2012-01-15 19:32:40] <skirtisan> BLAK HOAL AHHH IT EAT MEEEE HALP
[2012-01-15 19:32:45] <Darvince> iges (
[2012-01-15 19:33:10] <atomic7732> wate no
[2012-01-15 19:33:13] <atomic7732> iges D
[2012-01-15 19:33:22] <Darvince> alto 1 m bviomvmnmkvm klb ldlmeryefrwtyrgeyrsgtyf etrewutityiohuyiougiuvhcuivhcyub cf cu xvuvhv vrytbrtyryhtuytinity fi r fuiojdjfiojioojkliplkphjklm njkandjkasndjnjetnrjkrnjk dfs fff
[2012-01-15 19:33:30] <atomic7732> musiculic instumnt aar triagnulumum
[2012-01-15 19:33:48] <Darvince> o!
[2012-01-15 19:34:07] <atomic7732> pleegz intellijabil
[2012-01-15 19:34:08] <Darvince> trianignifndimyuuyrklunmktymulymulrymrlyrtmrklmhubnum r actala a galaka :O
[2012-01-15 19:34:14] <atomic7732> thangs
[2012-01-15 19:34:18] <skirtisan> ttt my head is hurting from this garbage
[2012-01-15 19:34:23] <skirtisan> speak \you english
[2012-01-15 19:34:24] <atomic7732> gud
[2012-01-15 19:34:26] <Darvince> ho itelejebel
[2012-01-15 19:34:30] <skirtisan> oshi-
[2012-01-15 19:34:37] |<-- matty406 has left freenode (Quit: visitund Juptursad fiiive plant frum suns)

[deoxy99]

You say I spam. And then here you go, spamming.

[Darvince]

^ deoxy fail number 8991

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[deoxy99]

^ Darvinces "I don't want to admit you're right." #32834

[Darvince]

In case you are wondering, that's because spamming is when people don't enjoy it, or are interested in it, at least according to the widely accepted definition. So to everyone in the IRC at that time, it was only spam to mudkipz.

However, your definition of spam is when people say anything that could potentially change the topic and/or be something that you do not like. It may, however, also be something that you are neutral about, and are put off from simply because you believe that if someone spams about it, the thing is automatically stupid. Also, if mudkipz or I say anything, it is automatically spam.

[Naru523]

eww newdarv.

[atomic7732]

Actually, we should be using the term "flooding," not "spamming." Spamming is like trying to advertize, flooding floods the screen with (generally) irrelevant or excessive comments. In this case to some these might be irrelevant, but they are not excessive.

Excessive as in posts per person and percent of chat while everyone is chatting.

[Naru523]

Insane Girl Overjoyed about Japan Earthquake, a Sign from God

[FiahOwl]

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[Naru523]

Love - the reason for many unfortunate things and the result of overcoming those things. "Without love, it cannot be seen."

[vh]

posted again because its win


[18:25] <matty406> Whennnnn will Bla update the server.
[18:25] <+skirtisan> when bukkit comes out
[18:25] <+skirtisan> >.>
[18:25] <+Naru523> When Darvince gets pregnant <3
[18:25] <+Darvince> wtf
[18:25] <matty406> Hurry up then.
[18:25] <+Darvince> that's im-
[18:25] <+Darvince> MATTY

[Naru523]

Alas, because atomic forced me to do so. inb4 ban on the next day.

[21:18]   atomic7732   and I'm going to leave you on a really odd note
[21:18]   Darvince   *normal
[21:18]   Darvince   because there's 49.4% or so of days are school
[21:18]   atomic7732   concerning the inb4 thing
[21:18]   Darvince   50.6% or so are not
[21:19]   atomic7732   and how you said inb4 me clopping
[21:19]   Darvince   aww
[21:19]   Darvince   FUCK YOU
[21:19]   atomic7732   I'm going to say that's MUCH more likely than you ever doing so

[Darvince]

What is this I don't even.

[matty406]

Alas, because atomic forced me to do so. inb4 ban on the next day.

[21:18]   atomic7732   and I'm going to leave you on a really odd note
[21:18]   Darvince   *normal
[21:18]   Darvince   because there's 49.4% or so of days are school
[21:18]   atomic7732   concerning the inb4 thing
[21:18]   Darvince   50.6% or so are not
[21:19]   atomic7732   and how you said inb4 me clopping
[21:19]   Darvince   aww
[21:19]   Darvince   FUCK YOU
[21:19]   atomic7732   I'm going to say that's MUCH more likely than you ever doing so

Did I hear this implication correctly?

[atomic7732]

... I knew it. He'd say he'd post it, not post it, I check, he didn't post it, I leave, and he posts it.

Fluttershy - how dare you?

From now on remind me to query Darvince.

[vh]

[18:09] <+matty406> Fiah necro, carry on

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[Naru523]

Meanwhile, in southern California, Fiah was almost done thinking up a plan to change the gender of half of the Universe Sandbox community for his own fantasies. He was ready to put the plan into action.

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[atomic7732]

I wrote that, btw. No need to thank me.

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[Naru523]

[21:22]   Fiahstorm                  guys i love naru
[21:24]   Fiahstorm             nue, i love you

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