Author Topic: Count to a million (Read 2582330 times)

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18870 on:** May 29, 2020, 01:15:29 AM »

18870

celibate means "abstaining from sex or marriage", so no

just because i haven't had sex doesn't mean i'm abstaining from it. it just means i haven't found anyone to fuck yet

atomic7732 · « **Reply #18871 on:** May 29, 2020, 03:35:37 AM »

18871

incels didn't seem to get that memo

Darvince · « **Reply #18872 on:** May 29, 2020, 03:44:26 AM »

18872

you are abstaining if you aren't having it #ez'd

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18873 on:** May 29, 2020, 03:44:33 AM »

18873

what bothers me is that the word was invented for positivity and support (and by a woman no less)

but no, let's use it to belittle women

and also dar, this definition. but who gives a shit actually

Darvince · « **Reply #18874 on:** May 29, 2020, 04:41:59 AM »

18874

i wish the wiktionary things that have obsolete defintions would say when that definition became obsolete

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18875 on:** May 29, 2020, 04:46:27 AM »

18875

they became obsolete when they became obsolete

yeah idk i'm not sure it's possible to really know when a definition became obsolete

Lord DC · « **Reply #18876 on:** May 29, 2020, 04:50:47 AM »

18876

i leave for less than a week and this thread is a total shitshow

back to meming, STAT

atomic7732 · « **Reply #18877 on:** May 29, 2020, 04:55:21 AM »

18877

linguistic features stick around in dialects for hundreds of years while the entire rest of the language has already gotten rid of them, i imagine vocabulary is the same way... in that way i don't think you can list a time a meaning became obsolete

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18878 on:** May 29, 2020, 04:58:58 AM »

18878

omni,

fuck internet memes.

sincerely, a person who likes real things

Lord DC · « **Reply #18879 on:** May 29, 2020, 05:04:03 AM »

18879

then stop fawning over a two dimensional crush

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18880 on:** May 29, 2020, 05:16:57 AM »

18880

stop obsessing over anime boys first

i want to date a guy like chase ok it's not just a crush on a character. punks are hot and you can't stop me

Lord DC · « **Reply #18881 on:** May 29, 2020, 05:22:10 AM »

18881

no, anime boys are the best. maybe stop trying to longball the three ones

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18882 on:** May 29, 2020, 05:30:57 AM »

18882

omni, i don't care what you're into. i just wanted to prove a point

i've never been into anime, i'll never be, and i never want to talk about it. but i'm glad you care about something that much

Lord DC · « **Reply #18883 on:** May 29, 2020, 05:49:11 AM »

18883

the only thing i care about more than anime boys is catching the bus out of this realm

also i was memeposting "longball the three ones" is an ancient nalaa shitpost

Darvince · « **Reply #18884 on:** May 29, 2020, 06:10:02 AM »

18884

send your wise. send your tuto99

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18885 on:** May 29, 2020, 12:34:57 PM »

18885

i was going to say "longball" is a baseball term like wtf

Darvince · « **Reply #18886 on:** May 29, 2020, 07:37:48 PM »

18886

thats because you have not shortballed in 24.891 days.

Lord DC · « **Reply #18887 on:** May 30, 2020, 12:42:51 AM »

18887
omnitae has an only fans only 10$ to see him swallow mary sues whole :yum:

Darvince · « **Reply #18888 on:** May 30, 2020, 12:51:41 AM »

18888

how many mary sues does he consoom each week. (important information)

Lord DC · « **Reply #18889 on:** May 30, 2020, 12:54:27 AM »

18889
it depends, but considering mary sue implies a usually-twink or Stacy-ish character of around 200 lbs, and considering the (lots of math later)

about 10 per week maybe 11, 20+ if he goes after the really lightweight female ones like ryuko or rey\

(actually for males mary sue would be somewhat higher since some ppl make their gary stu's absolute mountains of muscle that can't move and that would require [removed for graphic content] and thus increasing time required but decreasing total to like 8, maybe 5 if going after exotics

Darvince · « **Reply #18890 on:** May 30, 2020, 01:12:23 AM »

18890

dissolving the flesh

Lord DC · « **Reply #18891 on:** May 30, 2020, 01:16:20 AM »

18891

yes

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18892 on:** May 30, 2020, 01:20:08 AM »

18892

you had me until you said stacy unironically

and twink because i hate that word

Lord DC · « **Reply #18893 on:** May 30, 2020, 01:25:53 AM »

18893
it was used because otherwise there would be 2 paragraphs going into graphic detail about this and that and muscle vs fat weight and magical barriers and shit so i was like eh fuck it

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18894 on:** May 30, 2020, 01:30:26 AM »

18894

yeah i try not to involve complex mathematics or logic when it comes to vore scenarios

i just want to be eaten ok

Lord DC · « **Reply #18895 on:** May 30, 2020, 01:34:42 AM »

18895
usually i don't either, but darvince asked the question and thus...

as for your statement, very well meet him in an hour :yum:

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18896 on:** May 30, 2020, 01:38:03 AM »

18896

no by an animal you doofus

Darvince · « **Reply #18897 on:** May 30, 2020, 01:41:22 AM »

18897

as Revenge for Ruining the Planet?

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18898 on:** May 30, 2020, 01:42:56 AM »

18898

i just want to be a part of something greater

Lord DC · « **Reply #18899 on:** May 30, 2020, 01:46:34 AM »

18899

omnitae is an animal and something greater

Poll

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