Author Topic: Count to a million (Read 2464388 times)

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18570 on:** May 09, 2020, 10:55:44 AM »

18570

i refuse to have long hair ever again

it looked so bad on me

Darvince · « **Reply #18571 on:** May 09, 2020, 12:42:14 PM »

18571

OMG ME TOO I SHAVED ALL MY HAIR OFF LAST NIGHT NOW I AM FINALLY PURE

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18572 on:** May 09, 2020, 06:45:42 PM »

18572

congrats

Darvince · « **Reply #18573 on:** May 09, 2020, 09:54:28 PM »

18573

can you imagine if i was that neurotic

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18574 on:** May 09, 2020, 09:57:14 PM »

18574

i believed you, you bitch

because that's exactly how i imagine you

Darvince · « **Reply #18575 on:** May 10, 2020, 12:43:12 AM »

18575

i'm sure you think the worst of everyone else too

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18576 on:** May 10, 2020, 12:51:48 AM »

18576

is that a bad trait though?

and i don't think poorly of you, stop it

Lord DC · « **Reply #18577 on:** May 10, 2020, 01:32:27 AM »

18577
up the fuck

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18578 on:** May 10, 2020, 08:56:35 PM »

18578

dar is a quirky 9/10

Darvince · « **Reply #18579 on:** May 11, 2020, 08:47:58 AM »

18579

excuse you i am full of skin defects

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18580 on:** May 11, 2020, 02:17:06 PM »

18580

i have a large birth mark where you can see through my skin

Darvince · « **Reply #18581 on:** May 12, 2020, 01:16:45 PM »

18581

how

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18582 on:** May 12, 2020, 01:43:55 PM »

18582

it's an area of skin thinner than normal so you can see my blood vessels through it

Darvince · « **Reply #18583 on:** May 12, 2020, 01:53:24 PM »

18583

👁️

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18584 on:** May 12, 2020, 02:05:55 PM »

18584

and it's painful to touch

but it's not really a concern unless someone claws at it

Darvince · « **Reply #18585 on:** May 12, 2020, 02:49:44 PM »

18585

🐱

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18586 on:** May 12, 2020, 02:52:39 PM »

18586

🍆

Darvince · « **Reply #18587 on:** May 12, 2020, 02:53:50 PM »

18587

🥒
🥛

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18588 on:** May 12, 2020, 02:57:51 PM »

18588

eww now i don't want milk

atomic7732 · « **Reply #18589 on:** May 12, 2020, 04:45:26 PM »

18589

this is me when i-

Darvince · « **Reply #18590 on:** May 12, 2020, 05:33:19 PM »

18590

delicious 😋

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18591 on:** May 12, 2020, 05:38:20 PM »

18591

oh god get me out of here i want to throw up

atomic7732 · « **Reply #18592 on:** May 12, 2020, 05:57:59 PM »

18592

😈

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18593 on:** May 12, 2020, 06:11:19 PM »

18593

am i like the only person who doesn't like cum

i feel oppressed

Darvince · « **Reply #18594 on:** May 12, 2020, 06:26:24 PM »

18594

maybe try mine then

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18595 on:** May 12, 2020, 06:26:46 PM »

18595

don't make me lower you to a 3/10

Darvince · « **Reply #18596 on:** May 12, 2020, 06:46:36 PM »

18596

do it you won't

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18597 on:** May 12, 2020, 06:52:16 PM »

18597

you're too powerful

Darvince · « **Reply #18598 on:** May 12, 2020, 07:07:47 PM »

18598

good, i'll make toast (to calm down these horny nerves)

atomic7732 · « **Reply #18599 on:** May 12, 2020, 07:45:20 PM »

18599

horny is power