Author Topic: Count to a million (Read 2580034 times)

deoxy99 · « **Reply #16560 on:** November 03, 2019, 04:52:48 PM »

16560

i don't think i even want to understand dar anyways

Lord DC · « **Reply #16561 on:** November 03, 2019, 06:53:58 PM »

16561
his shitpost level is very high

atomic7732 · « **Reply #16562 on:** November 03, 2019, 06:55:45 PM »

16562

dar is very understandable

deoxy99 · « **Reply #16563 on:** November 03, 2019, 07:06:47 PM »

16563

i think he just spouts gibberish half the time but sure, if you say so

Lord DC · « **Reply #16564 on:** November 03, 2019, 07:36:47 PM »

16564
thou obscenely wonder, friend

deoxy99 · « **Reply #16565 on:** November 03, 2019, 08:54:53 PM »

16565

this just in, i tried a single blade and now i am bleeding profusely. i'm sticking with my four blade, thank you very much

atomic7732 · « **Reply #16566 on:** November 03, 2019, 09:25:31 PM »

16566

just buy better skin dummy

deoxy99 · « **Reply #16567 on:** November 03, 2019, 09:33:26 PM »

16567

why don't i also buy a more attractive body while i'm at it? apparently everyone on the internet has one

Darvince · « **Reply #16568 on:** November 03, 2019, 10:17:57 PM »

16568

just cause my shitposts are physically unlikely doesn't make them impossible to parse unless you insist on making sequences of words into realistic scenarios in your head

deoxy99 · « **Reply #16569 on:** November 03, 2019, 10:23:53 PM »

16569

still yet to have it explained to me why you find shitposting appealing

Darvince · « **Reply #16570 on:** November 03, 2019, 10:38:38 PM »

16570

thank you that i crashed my car into your living room

deoxy99 · « **Reply #16571 on:** November 03, 2019, 10:44:49 PM »

16571

ugh i give up

Darvince · « **Reply #16572 on:** November 03, 2019, 11:19:15 PM »

16572

i find it funny and i understand that you either find nothing funny or only structured jokes with setup-exposition-punchline funny and that's okay with me, just, i'm not an alien trying to hack your brain with weird sentences

deoxy99 · « **Reply #16573 on:** November 03, 2019, 11:34:09 PM »

16573

i feel like i'm the alien here because i don't understand what people find funny anymore and it bothers me

Lord DC · « **Reply #16574 on:** November 04, 2019, 12:45:19 AM »

16574
back
just bought a pretty boy body
am now slayer

deoxy99 · « **Reply #16575 on:** November 04, 2019, 12:58:36 AM »

16575

you've become an entire metal band? also i wish i could buy a hot boyfriend honestly

or at least have robert be a real person instead of a character

Lord DC · « **Reply #16576 on:** November 04, 2019, 01:12:21 AM »

16576
no, i mean i get a lot of booty/dick
would be a nice change from my ugly egghead mf

deoxy99 · « **Reply #16577 on:** November 04, 2019, 01:14:32 AM »

16577

yeah sure that's what they all say

Lord DC · « **Reply #16578 on:** November 04, 2019, 01:31:43 AM »

16578
im bein serious

deoxy99 · « **Reply #16579 on:** November 04, 2019, 01:34:09 AM »

16579

well good for you then?

Lord DC · « **Reply #16580 on:** November 04, 2019, 01:34:55 AM »

16580
about the egghead

tuto99 · « **Reply #16581 on:** November 04, 2019, 01:38:37 AM »

16581

omni is more of a zucchinihead if im to be honest

deoxy99 · « **Reply #16582 on:** November 04, 2019, 01:39:53 AM »

16582

all i know about zucchinis is that i have one

tuto99 · « **Reply #16583 on:** November 04, 2019, 01:58:57 AM »

16583

thanks deoxcy, very cool!

deoxy99 · « **Reply #16584 on:** November 04, 2019, 02:05:48 AM »

16584

yikes ok so that pickup line is going in the recycle bin along with my dignity

tuto99 · « **Reply #16585 on:** November 04, 2019, 02:32:24 AM »

16585

my dic thic lik syrup

deoxy99 · « **Reply #16586 on:** November 04, 2019, 02:35:57 AM »

16586

sounds painful

tuto99 · « **Reply #16587 on:** November 04, 2019, 03:23:36 AM »

16587

well, my dic aint actually thic like syrup, unfortunately. #sad #justgeneticproblems #penisland #spaghetti

deoxy99 · « **Reply #16588 on:** November 04, 2019, 03:26:15 AM »

16588

sorry don't relate

atomic7732 · « **Reply #16589 on:** November 04, 2019, 02:19:09 PM »

16589

recycle bin how about the trash can

Poll

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