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Re: NationStates
« Reply #150 on: January 24, 2012, 01:31:11 PM »
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #151 on: January 24, 2012, 01:34:06 PM »
I'm leaning towards 3, but having shops open all the time seems completely ridiculous and only makes sense from an irrational, short-sighted capitalist, consumerist perspective. And option 4 seems too zlackery... Irdk. But yes, those who can should ofc use electrionic communication instead of driving to work each day, if they do it all on their coms anyway.
I can imagine my economy drop to 0 if I choose option 4, though. :P
Hmmm......

I think I'll just go with the message in 3. Our economy is not doing good according to NationStates, so everyone, go work some more.
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #152 on: January 24, 2012, 01:38:32 PM »
The Issue

A medical report has detailed a twenty-fold increase in infection rates over the past ten years of the sexually transmitted disease VODAIS (Viral Overactive Dysfunction of the Auto-Immune System). People all over the nation are petitioning that the government do something about the epidemic.

The Debate

"This situation is about to explode. At this rate, this epidemic could severely impact our economy, our way of life, and even our government," says Doctor Lars Clinton. "We must supply powerful drugs to all infected people, even if we have to produce and distribute it ourselves. We must also educate people on the dangers of VODAIS and supply condoms to all sexually active males. Sure, we'll need to divert tax money from the military to fund all this, but what good is a military if the soldiers are too sick to fight?"

"If you supply condoms, you'll increase sexual promiscuity," scoffs religious leader Jamil Jefferson. "If you supply drugs, you'll risk creating an aura of invincibility which in turn increases sexual promiscuity. Sexual abstinence is 100% effective in preventing VODAIS infection. This knowledge must be taught at all schools and workplaces, and all other choices must be ridiculed. Make celibacy the only option!"

"Supplying drugs and condoms will not stop VODAIS infections and forcing everyone to be celibate will be the slow death of Spheron Rilmu," whispers Health Minister Jacob Brown in a poorly-lit back room. "Segregating the infected people is the most effective method. Everybody in Spheron Rilmu must be tested for VODAIS. Then all the VODAIS positive people will be shipped to seperate gated communities away from the rest of us. If they need to mingle with uninfected people, then they must wear distinguishing badges that feature a Grim Reaper holding a skeletal Cuboid."
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #153 on: January 24, 2012, 01:51:26 PM »
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Re: NationStates
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #155 on: January 24, 2012, 04:36:50 PM »
A tabloid magazine, The National Incriminator, has revealed the sordid details of an affair between one of your top advisors, Robert Lotsalovin, and his secretary.


In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for New Dirtville's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that ponys could be added to the menu.

1. "The fact is, the pony population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Stefanie Steele. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have pony kebabs, pony pies, pony-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."


2. "I agree that something needs to be done about pony over-population," says random passer-by Aaron Union, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."


3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Thomas Pushkin. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The ponys were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The pony is part of what makes New Dirtville a great nation!"
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #156 on: January 24, 2012, 04:49:38 PM »
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #157 on: January 24, 2012, 04:53:17 PM »
>Beef
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #158 on: January 25, 2012, 12:50:07 PM »
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #159 on: January 25, 2012, 05:42:21 PM »
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #160 on: January 25, 2012, 05:43:08 PM »
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #161 on: January 25, 2012, 05:44:13 PM »
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #162 on: January 25, 2012, 05:44:38 PM »
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #163 on: January 25, 2012, 06:29:35 PM »
The Skirtists are spreading.....



Why don't you just lie down and bleed :)
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #164 on: January 25, 2012, 06:39:31 PM »
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #165 on: January 25, 2012, 06:42:57 PM »
ugh, snip the picture out, the thread is taking too long to load. Also wtf do you mean by nigerians dont
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #166 on: January 25, 2012, 06:55:15 PM »
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #167 on: January 25, 2012, 06:56:00 PM »
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #168 on: January 25, 2012, 06:59:23 PM »
No, the skirtist troops would be coming from Uptown, New Jersey.
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #169 on: January 25, 2012, 07:05:04 PM »
@fiahpost

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #170 on: January 26, 2012, 12:39:19 PM »
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #171 on: January 26, 2012, 01:42:39 PM »
Tabby cat attack, KOL!

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #172 on: January 27, 2012, 06:34:43 AM »
Do I win, or do I win? ;D

(Also, I lol'd at Katropsis' motto)
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #173 on: January 27, 2012, 06:51:00 AM »
Kol... Efficiency is good... Not always the best way, probably. But not always the worst either? :P

And who is Mojang? o_o

*Kols in skirt at Darvincia's motto*
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #174 on: January 27, 2012, 07:42:04 AM »
Pffft give me an example of efficiency when it's bad
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #175 on: January 27, 2012, 08:13:39 AM »
Hrm, kewl. I played Nationstates a while back, before it went through a whole bunch of upgrades.

I'll join up shortly, whats the region or continent that you guys are in so I can join into that?

Allright, I've set up the state, and am already getting bombarded by region join requests. http://www.nationstates.net/nation=kaeshar

Since most of you are in the United Pacific States, I joined that region.
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #176 on: January 27, 2012, 08:57:52 AM »
Most of us play in
http://www.nationstates.net/region=the_united_pacific_states

I play in
http://www.nationstates.net/region=communist_international_league

And the bronies probably have some nations in
http://www.nationstates.net/region=equestria
too.

Quote from: mudkipz on January 27, 2012, 07:42:04 AM
Pffft give me an example of efficiency when it's bad
Depends on what it is which should be done efficiently.
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #177 on: January 27, 2012, 09:13:56 AM »
Quote from: FiahOwl on January 26, 2012, 12:39:19 PM
wtf

Tabby cat attack? lol, must be some huge cats.

@Bla: I figured that out already and joined into the United Pacific States.
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #178 on: January 27, 2012, 09:16:05 AM »
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #179 on: January 27, 2012, 09:21:16 AM »
Question, how do you get or see all those reports shown in the screehshots up there?
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