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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #840 on: June 07, 2013, 03:42:17 PM »
[15:39]   Dar|slp   ok so i wanted to go to sleep at 3am but i stayed up until 6am being paranoid about fleas
[15:39]   =-=   Dar|slp is now known as Darvince
[15:39]   Kalassafk   about fleas
[15:39]   Kalassafk   what
[15:39]   smjjames   ^
[15:39]   Darvince   yes
[15:39]   Kalassafk   http://everyteenager4free.tumblr.com/ wtf
[15:40]   Darvince   i am serious
[15:40]   smjjames   desert insects or something?
[15:40]   Darvince   no
[15:40]   Kalassafk   darv come on we're going to the vet
[15:40]   Darvince   hav u heard of fleas
[15:40]   Yqt1001   darvince is a dog
[15:40]   Darvince   I AM NOT A KAT
[15:40]   smjjames   inb4 you don't even have pets
[15:40]   Kalassafk   gotta get you checked
[15:40]   Darvince   OR A DOG
[15:40]   Darvince   I AM A HOMO SAPIENS SAPIENS
[15:40]   smjjames   Yes I've heard of fleas.
[15:40]   Darvince   I SAW A FLEA ON MY CAT AND I GOT IRRATIONALLY FEARFUL OF THE FLOOR OK
[15:40]   Kalassafk   going to the vet anyway
[15:40]   Kalassafk   they are flea specialists
[15:40]   Kalassafk   they can help you
[15:40]   Yqt1001   yes
[15:40]   Kalassafk   drags darvince
[15:41]   smjjames   You know, I;m gonna safq that

Lol at Darv.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #841 on: June 07, 2013, 04:25:59 PM »
post picture of your cat darv

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #842 on: June 08, 2013, 12:47:18 PM »
this is not common knowledge by now that darv has ten cats????

(and that he's posted an album of them before?????)

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #843 on: June 08, 2013, 01:20:04 PM »
this is not common knowledge by now that darv has ten cats????

(and that he's posted an album of them before?????)

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #844 on: June 12, 2013, 07:03:28 AM »
this deserves better than irc

wellthisisharderthanithought 185 points : 15 hours ago reply
i actually did god i need help

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #845 on: June 12, 2013, 07:15:18 AM »
That's from the ghost pic on imgur isn't it

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #846 on: June 12, 2013, 07:16:05 AM »
yes

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #847 on: June 12, 2013, 12:20:21 PM »
um


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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #849 on: June 16, 2013, 03:17:52 AM »
"In Terry Carr's short story "Stanley Toothbrush", the protagonist repeats the word "shelf" to himself so many times that it loses meaning, to the point where all the shelves in his house disappear."

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #850 on: June 16, 2013, 04:40:28 AM »
hey look an english major

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #851 on: June 16, 2013, 04:40:37 AM »
also wtf is up with your avatar

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #852 on: June 16, 2013, 04:41:14 AM »
edrych mawr Cymraeg

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #853 on: June 20, 2013, 03:19:33 AM »
[2013-06-20 03:16:58] <Kalassak> i have an eye exam tomorrow
[2013-06-20 03:17:01] <Kalassak> :(
[2013-06-20 03:17:07] <Kalassak> i guess i should sleep too
[2013-06-20 03:17:10] <Darvince> have fun having your eyes tossed around
[2013-06-20 03:17:17] <Kalassak> wat
[2013-06-20 03:17:18] <Darvince> and then squished
[2013-06-20 03:17:22] <Kalassak> wat
[2013-06-20 03:17:24] <Darvince> and then used as a ping pong ball
[2013-06-20 03:17:29] <Kalassak> waaat
[2013-06-20 03:17:33] <Darvince> for the opthtoehmoetrist's amusement
[2013-06-20 03:17:37] <Darvince> as you are permanently blind
[2013-06-20 03:17:40] <Darvince> and without eyes
[2013-06-20 03:17:41] <Kalassak> wtf
« Last Edit: June 20, 2013, 03:05:56 PM by Darvince »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #854 on: July 04, 2013, 06:25:18 AM »
[14:22] <+matty406> I made a cannon once
[14:22] <+matty406> That was pretty cool
[14:22] <+Darvince> ONCE.
[14:23] <+Darvince> every other time you loaded up algoodoo you fucked around with shitloads of water, didn't you?

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #855 on: July 04, 2013, 12:59:30 PM »
how do you even do that that's really cpu intensive how would you even know darv

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #856 on: July 08, 2013, 08:31:54 PM »
[2013-07-08 20:28:04] <Kalassak> am i the only one worrying about how i'm going to live my life and fit into actual society when i'm older
[2013-07-08 20:28:09] <Darvince> yes
[2013-07-08 20:28:15] <Tuto|Sc4> Uhh yeah
[2013-07-08 20:28:17] <Darvince> who gives a fuck about the actual society
[2013-07-08 20:28:21] <Kalassak> or is everyone else just like "hey i'm gonna live in new zealand with friends cause that's cool"
[2013-07-08 20:28:22] <Darvince> NEW ZEALAND, MAN
[2013-07-08 20:28:22] <a_soupbowl> kalassak i worry wbout those things but then again ill figure them out when im older
[2013-07-08 20:28:27] <Kalassak> with no regard to surviving at all
[2013-07-08 20:28:37] <Darvince> no
[2013-07-08 20:28:41] <Darvince> what if i research it
[2013-07-08 20:28:52] <Kalassak> research what
[2013-07-08 20:29:00] <Darvince> moving to new zealand
[2013-07-08 20:29:05] <Kalassak> that costs money
[2013-07-08 20:29:07] <Darvince> look up their immigration offices and shit
[2013-07-08 20:29:10] <Darvince> yes it costs money
[2013-07-08 20:29:15] <Kalassak> how are you going to live there
[2013-07-08 20:29:20] <Kalassak> are you going to work at some shit retail job
[2013-07-08 20:29:25] <Kalassak> for your whole life
[2013-07-08 20:29:31] <ctam> am i the only one who doesn't worry because i'm a boltzmann brain

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #857 on: July 09, 2013, 06:07:42 AM »
http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,2724.msg57812.html#msg57812
[2012-02-04 12:28:03] <matty406> Lol, what's going on in the cave in that pic?
[2012-02-04 12:28:20] <skirtisan> watkaive
[2012-02-04 12:28:33] <matty406> in the blacraft thread
[2012-02-04 12:29:06] <BlaBla44> It's not a "cave"... It was a 1x2x1 room I dug while I was afk. When I came back, it was 2x2x1 and had THREE PEOPLE IN IT AAAAAAAAA

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #858 on: July 09, 2013, 06:11:12 AM »
[2012-02-04 13:20:43] <Boston> Where is your country located, kipz?
[2012-02-04 13:20:51] <Darvince> on mars
[2012-02-04 13:21:04] <Boston> What's the name of your capital city
[2012-02-04 13:21:18] <Darvince> olympus mons
[2012-02-04 13:21:34] <regina_eats_poop> ^
[2012-02-04 13:22:21] <Darvince> kol i know you too well
[2012-02-04 13:22:48] <Boston> This chat is so immature (~_~;)

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #859 on: July 09, 2013, 06:17:58 AM »
[2012-02-04 13:57:24] <Boston> Moston, Poston, Aoston, Hoston, Loston, Koston, Eoston, Soston, Noston, Toston.
[2012-02-04 13:58:29] <Darvince> Aoston, Boston, Coston, Doston, Eoston, Foston, Goston, Hoston, Ioston, Joston, Koston, Loston, Moston, Noston, Ooston, Poston, Qoston, Roston, Soston, Toston, Uoston, Voston, Woston, Xoston, Yoston, Zoston, Shoston, Choston, Thoston, Shroston,
[2012-02-04 13:58:36] <Darvince> Zhoston

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #860 on: July 09, 2013, 06:24:29 AM »
http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,2296.msg22451.html#msg22451

[2012-02-04 19:11:44] <dontdrinkboners> it's just random noise ugh

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #861 on: July 09, 2013, 10:08:52 AM »
[18:07] <+blotz_> inb4 he is like "that's what u get for pirating spore u cunt"
This was Darv

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #862 on: July 11, 2013, 12:07:06 PM »
i would recognize this line from anywhere
Oh! Oh! I know why! It's because you're in positive x and z, which has almost twice as much ores as the other areas.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #863 on: July 11, 2013, 12:46:25 PM »
[16:38] <+atomic7732> who's being negative now?
[16:39] <+bong_> wut?
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> No one.
[16:39] <+Darvince> orly
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> How is that negative
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> It seriously needs to stop being used
[16:39] <+atomic7732> calling something retarded isn't being negative?
[16:39] <+Darvince> hello no one
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> :P
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> 24 hour time
[16:39] <+Darvince> oh you're real life name is no one?
[16:39] <+atomic7732> not only are you insulting people with mental disabilities and such
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> only for the military
[16:39] <+Darvince> that's really cool
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> Yes!
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> BECAUSE THEY ARE REALLY IDIOTIC
[16:39] <+atomic7732> you're putting down 24 hour time
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
[16:40] <+Deoxy99> DOES ANYONE?
[16:40] <+atomic7732> and I'm negative...
[16:40] <+atomic7732> hahaha
[16:40] <+Darvince> deoxy99 has gained Rightism: 0.46
[16:40] <+Deoxy99> Huh?
[16:40] <+Deoxy99> ???
[16:40] <+bong_> ^
[16:40] <+Deoxy99> I'm confused
[16:41] <+bong_> ^
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> How is that being more right
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> :P
[16:41] <+Darvince> left<------|------>right
[16:41] <+Darvince> deoxy is the bar
[16:41] <+BlaBla44> Deoxy, political correctness is a stupid word made up as an excuse for insulting other groups of people.
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> Yeah
[16:41] <+Darvince> kol bla
[16:41] <+atomic7732> political correctness is a technically incorrect term
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> Who fucking cares
[16:41] <+atomic7732> :)
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> if I call someone a midget?
[16:41] <+atomic7732> I do
[16:41] <+bong_> me
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> or a retard?
[16:41] <+BlaBla44> I do
[16:41] <+BlaBla44> I do
[16:41] <+bong_> me
[16:41] <+bong_> me
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> WHY?>
[16:41] <+bong_> its mean
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> My family doesn't!
[16:42] <+atomic7732> good for them
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> Yeah
[16:42] <+atomic7732> or more technically
[16:42] <+atomic7732> bad for them
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> I'm glad they let me be awesome
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> and free
[16:42] <+Darvince> bla's rightness: -9.89
[16:42] <Yqt1001> shower :|
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> Shower?
[16:42] <+Darvince> <|---------->
[16:42] <+BlaBla44> Because when you call people that it sounds like it's an insult, so you make it sound like people should feel bad about being midgets or retarded. That is not okay!
[16:42] <Yqt1001> I'll leave before chat asploders again
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> How'd you know I was going to shower?
[16:42] <Yqt1001> asplodes*
[16:42] <+Darvince> dar rightness: -8.1
[16:42] <+Darvince> <-|----------->
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> Because when you call people that it sounds like it's an insult, so you make it sound like people should feel bad about being midgets or retarded. That is not okay!
[16:42] <+atomic7732> I think he was going to take a shower...
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> Nah
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> Yes
[16:42] == Yqt1001 has changed nick to Yqt|gone
[16:43] <+atomic7732> ^ lol
[16:43] <+bong_> ^
[16:43] <+bong_> gone
[16:43] == Darvince has changed nick to Dar|gone
[16:43] <+Deoxy99> but he predicted Sure
[16:43] <+Deoxy99> WTF?
[16:43] <+Dar|gone> i'm going with yqt
[16:43] <+Deoxy99> DAMN FORGETTING TO POST IT
[16:43] == BlaBla44 has changed nick to Bla|gone
[16:43] == bong_ has changed nick to bong|gone
[16:43] == atomic7732 has changed nick to a7732|gone
[16:43] <+bong|gone> im gone
[16:43] <+bong|gone> with the wund
[16:43] <+Deoxy99> Why is everyone |gone?
[16:43] <+bong|gone> bai
[16:43] <+bong|gone> -_-
[16:43] <+Deoxy99> Even Bla?
[16:43] <+Deoxy99> What the fuck is your problem Bla?
[16:43] <+bong|gone> -_-
[16:43] <+Bla|gone> You.
[16:44] <+bong|gone> ^
[16:44] <+Deoxy99> How is it me?
[16:44] <+Deoxy99> *marks never be friends with Bla again*
[16:44] <+Deoxy99> Thanks a lot
[16:44] <+Deoxy99> I could have found this out sooner rather than later
[16:45] <+Deoxy99> that Bla was going to be a total fucking idiot
[16:45] <+Deoxy99> But whatever
[16:46] <+Deoxy99> Yeah on the whois it should tell you whether you are an idiot or not
[16:46] <+Deoxy99> You would all be one
[16:46] <+Deoxy99> in fact, I'm actually thinking of breaking the IRC topic
[16:47] <+Deoxy99> FUCK YOU ALL
[16:47] <+Deoxy99> DIE
[16:47] == Deoxy99 [~Seville@s234-237-68-64.trico.az.wi-power.com] has quit [Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.88.2 [Firefox 8.0.1/20111120135848]]
[16:47] == Bla|gone has changed nick to BlaBla44
[16:47] == a7732|gone has changed nick to atomic7732
[16:47] <+atomic7732> well
[16:47] <+atomic7732> modding~
[16:48] == bong|gone has changed nick to bong_
[16:48] == bong_ has changed nick to bong_hw
[16:49] <+BlaBla44> I don't want to be mean towards Deoxy, but I really have no idea what to do.
[16:52] * matty406 facepalms
[16:53] <+Cxn> kol
[16:53] <+BlaBla44> What? :

not sure when this happened, but it was when i was buidling my wheat farm :)

SNIP
[17:01] == Yqt|gone has changed nick to Yqt|back
[17:01] <+atomic7732> how about the eastern side bordering me is darvincia, and the west is divided among 2 or 3 of your vassals
[17:01] <+Cxn> hi yqt
[17:01] <+atomic7732> and you can form Himalia
[17:01] <Yqt|back> ohi
[17:01] <+BlaBla44> Hi
[17:01] <+atomic7732> hiqt
[17:02] <+BlaBla44> That was a high tech and highly efficient greeting, thar. :)
[17:02] <+BlaBla44> What about, Hyqt?
[17:02] <+BlaBla44> Because "hy" sounds like "hi" anyway.
[17:02] <+atomic7732> ok
[17:02] <+atomic7732> hiqt could also be "hi cutie"
[17:03] <+BlaBla44> Oh kol I was just going to say that. xD
[17:03] <+BlaBla44> That just came to my mind as well.
[17:03] <+BlaBla44> Or at least "hi cute"
[17:04] <Yqt|back> blagh
[17:04] <Yqt|back> so worried about piano festival :P
[17:04] <Yqt|back> playing this: http://www.noteflight.com/scores/view/77402dd7318bb55c5599220eadb1a7b86625d3d9
[17:04] <Yqt|back> on the piano
« Last Edit: July 11, 2013, 12:50:38 PM by bong »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #864 on: July 11, 2013, 12:55:10 PM »
Why the heck is Deoxy being a dick? Jesus christ!  >:(

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #865 on: July 12, 2013, 05:32:28 AM »
darvince you can't leak private messages

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #866 on: July 12, 2013, 05:32:40 AM »
some of them have my password

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #867 on: July 12, 2013, 05:33:14 AM »
wth are you doing

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #868 on: July 12, 2013, 05:33:34 AM »
wth

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #869 on: July 12, 2013, 10:27:54 AM »
uh what are you talking about?