im just gonna post the whole thing here
so i was in the uk for some reason and i was arrested
for something i have no clue
Bla - Today at 12:37 PM
I wonder what the consequences will be for the west when the Syrian government wins after years of supporting rebels to overthrow it
Dick Tato - Today at 12:37 PM
and i was put in the police car and this other guy came in with me
oh yeah
it was yqt
idk why yqt was with me but he was
so we were driving to presumbaly the police station
and i was looking out the window and i was getting some creepy vibes like i shouldnt be here
it was really foggy outside and it was like dawn
and then we stopped in front of some oblivious people on the street, just... standing there (
?)
and wtf the driver was like "these better not be fucking americans" or maybe he said brits idk
and then the people saw us and got off the road
Bla - Today at 12:40 PM
Kol speaking of weird dreams I dreamt I was gotting a haircut but the hairdresser kissed me (presumably as some thing to make customers happy) and I was like ehh I'm gay this is a stupid thing and she also cut my nostril hairs but I was like why the hell do you do that I have my own nostril hair shaver you don't need to do this ugh
Dick Tato - Today at 12:40 PM
so now at this point in my dream we went to take a left turn and at this point i remember the radio being on
and it was playing some form of heavy rock
but the singer was definitely not british he sounded american
so im guessing it was an american band
oh yeah
greatest part
floenne - Today at 12:41 PM
nostril hair shaver
Dick Tato - Today at 12:41 PM
at some point
two cars turned into our lane
like
they were going the wrong side
and the driver was like "OMG FUCKING AMERICANS"
or something like that
he was getting irritated though
so i think we reach the police station
and its dark and raining outside
idk it may have been actually dusk
anyway
i see some creepy red lights floating around in the sky, arranged in two rows and three columns
and they were just
moving around
they were very large presumably
i got scared but i pretended to be inquisitive
for some reason my old friend was here and was like "those are just military lights"
and then my cousin was there too and she got scared and hid behind the building
and then i kinda got too scared to hide it and i ran behind the building because it was starting to move erratically
idk where the police officers were
floenne - Today at 12:47 PM
rip
Dick Tato - Today at 12:47 PM
oh i think i missed the part where we were in the car and
the driver started a rant about how many nations in the world drove on the left side
and someone said "new zealand also drives on the left side"
which is right wow my brain is goond at reciting facts from irl into dreams
anyway
yqt1001 - Today at 12:49 PM
same I have nightmares about driving in foreign countries
mainly because I'm still planning on renting a car in jordan
Dick Tato - Today at 12:49 PM
it wasnt a nightmare it gets better lmao
so
oh no my dream is starting to fade ok ok ok
um
i think we noticed something in the water
because there was like a lake in front of us separating from downtown
i think the weird red lights plunged into the water actually
anyway the dream kinda teleports me into this office building
and uh i can see my parents and grandmother chatting through a door window
so i cut the ceiling in half and i climb onto the next floor
where i again see my family chatting through a window
and i do this like 5 more times
and then uh idk what happens here but i remember that towards the end
that i was some sort of huge ass transformer or just a very big robot
and i was trekking through the city
and i was with my squad of transformers
and i stumbled upon the greatest of them all
the largest robot-transformer thing yet
this humongous thing just came out of the ground and was like 10 times my height
and we all engaged in combat and i remember like
going through buildings shooting lazers at this skyscraper-sized robot
and this somehow related to the red lights from earlier i forget how
also some pieces of information i left out
my sister was homeless in my dream and we were all trying to find a new home because idk our old house was too expensive
my dad was like "this house costs us 400 dollars a night" like lmao wh
and i was like "hey that apartment we stood at was like 180 a night we should move there"
literally the hotel we stood at during our power outage
also when we were driving to the police station i was like "arent we in amsterdamn, or like the netherlands" and the driver gave me a "lol, really?" sort of look
and then i was like "OH nonono sorry i got confused" because i realized we were driving on the left side which reminded me we were in the uk
Dick Tato - Today at 1:00 PM
also i have no idea why i was arrested
also when i was "caught" i offered the cops that i would handcuff myself out of courtesy
lets see what else
Oh yeah
for some reason at the end of the dream we were somehow in detroit when we saw the lights, not the uk
whoops not at the end but when we reached the police station
floenne - Today at 1:01 PM
what a nice guy