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Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
« Reply #150 on: January 26, 2017, 08:27:02 PM »
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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #151 on: July 13, 2017, 12:37:06 PM »
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« Reply #152 on: July 13, 2017, 12:37:17 PM »
I have Discovered, the Final Shitpost.

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« Reply #153 on: July 13, 2017, 12:38:52 PM »
Specifically, have you ever been wandering about a neighborhood in the heart of the city, one that’s decrepit but still has a certain mysterious charm, perhaps a very old Chinatown long past its glory days, late in the evening with a guy you maybe kind of have a thing for, and you wander into a building that in hindsight you definitely should’ve realized was abandoned, and as you progress further in you both notice that you’re both gaining certain visual and/or mental powers, and that each time you brush up against each other or touch each other these powers are enhanced, but each time it happens you end up feeling kind of…different, and at some point some inexplicable urge to, say, sit upon one or the other’s shoulders overcomes you, and when you do, the powers are vastly magnified but a truly strange thing starts happening to your bodies - you start fusing, you start looking less human, almost frog-like, but you suddenly know that you’re not complete, that the process is not yet finished, and so - in your increasingly less-human body, protected from the attention of passersby by something a bit like invisibility, you immediately tromp off to the nearby downtown campus of the local university to absorb the cutest boy in your class into your unholy union of flesh? Like am I right who doesn’t have dreams about that?? Anyways, after you absorb the cutest boy in your class, who of course doesn’t go willingly, but your weird, increasingly-monstrous combined body incapacitates him, he becomes the essential element needed to complete your transformation into a green, wet creature with bulging eyes and a face like a cross between a fish and a toad set upon two trunk-like legs, and you then know that your true purpose is to serve as a kind of guardian for the neighborhood you came from. - - - Then, in a sudden shift of perspective, you realize that you, the dreamer, weren’t the one being transformed at all - in fact you were sitting in the very same class the one guy was plucked from, and it’s only by luck that you yourself are not now part of the awful, amphibious being that passed through your building entirely unnoticed.

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #154 on: July 13, 2017, 12:54:58 PM »
Here it is friends.
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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #155 on: August 11, 2017, 11:51:27 PM »
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« Reply #156 on: August 14, 2017, 07:55:40 PM »
i ahve decided to close the topic forever due to gained knowgledge facts

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« Reply #157 on: August 15, 2017, 12:16:26 AM »
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« Reply #159 on: September 25, 2017, 08:22:44 PM »
boy that's quite intense darvince have you tried not having eyes

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #160 on: December 22, 2017, 12:25:04 AM »
My Lord, this is beautiful

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« Reply #161 on: December 22, 2017, 04:40:02 PM »
thanccs it's my own child

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #162 on: December 27, 2017, 02:53:36 PM »
am i can get pranchit from 1`st tim?????

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #163 on: December 27, 2017, 02:58:06 PM »
pregnart and gregnant are my favorite

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« Reply #164 on: December 29, 2017, 05:12:59 AM »
i solved the word search

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« Reply #165 on: April 05, 2018, 07:30:10 PM »
should i ponst it

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #166 on: April 05, 2018, 07:32:15 PM »
what ar eyou are be post that is posted of?

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« Reply #167 on: April 05, 2018, 07:37:54 PM »
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« Reply #168 on: April 06, 2018, 04:01:04 PM »
am i can get pranchit from 1`st tim?????

MATPAAAAT

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« Reply #169 on: April 11, 2018, 02:10:49 PM »
tap water is good for your soul

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« Reply #170 on: April 18, 2018, 01:04:11 PM »
thumbs

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #171 on: April 27, 2018, 12:27:27 AM »
tarps are for whispering roleplaying

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #172 on: April 29, 2018, 04:28:16 AM »
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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #173 on: April 30, 2018, 06:01:47 AM »
everything is a triangle if you squint hard enough

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #174 on: April 30, 2018, 08:04:26 AM »
everything is a triangle if you squint hard enough

False

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #175 on: April 30, 2018, 08:47:34 AM »
Read the title of the topic.

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #176 on: April 30, 2018, 09:26:36 AM »
Read the title of the topic.

I know its a freakin shitpost.

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« Reply #177 on: April 30, 2018, 10:02:51 AM »

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #178 on: April 30, 2018, 11:06:51 AM »
everything is always a triangle

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #179 on: April 30, 2018, 11:21:13 AM »
indeed, you have mastered the ways of simplikation