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health tips from kalassak
« on: February 27, 2013, 07:33:50 AM »
sleep more

"A study finds that sleep loss can alter gene behavior, which may explain why it often precedes medical problems such as diabetes, obesity, and heart disease."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2013, 08:00:12 AM »
sleep more

"A study finds that sleep loss can alter gene behavior, which may explain why it often precedes medical problems such as diabetes, obesity, and heart disease."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2013, 02:16:07 PM »
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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2013, 01:23:32 PM »
ctamming restores 10 hp every thousand numbers

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2013, 01:54:00 PM »
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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2013, 03:11:52 PM »
what if we have 105494384339222 hp

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2013, 03:43:42 PM »
Ban for hacks

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2013, 07:11:37 AM »
walking is good

"A study concludes that continous standing and walking reduces the risk of type II diabetes better than either sitting/lying or exercise."

well then

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2013, 06:55:38 PM »
I heard that looking at women's breasts (at least pictures) boosts your health, ecspecially your cardiac health.
I hope this is not going overboard. XD

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2013, 08:28:52 PM »
neither of you are kalassak! that's how you are going overboard!!!!!!!!

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2013, 08:51:33 PM »
this is going so overboard that all boards were lost about 3 bly ago

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2013, 08:02:11 AM »
"A study finds a correlation between insufficient sleep and weight gain."

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2013, 09:27:27 AM »
Sleep is for blaists, what a horrible role model.

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2013, 11:19:19 AM »
Lies. Everyone should follow my official health recommendations!

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2013, 11:50:08 AM »
Lies. Everyone should follow my official health recommendations!

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2013, 03:41:22 PM »
http://robrhinehart.com/

this is interesting

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2013, 02:51:39 PM »
i'm supposed to revive this

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2013, 03:28:22 PM »
yes you are

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2013, 07:12:38 PM »
Probably ironic considering you are one of the most unhealthy people I know

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2013, 09:27:55 PM »
i'm not that unhealthy i just don't exercise or eat right

next tip: exercise and eat right

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2013, 02:51:53 PM »
How about a tip somewhere along the lines of
"Just because you are skinny doesn't mean you are healthy and just because you are fat doesn't mean you are unhealthy"

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2013, 04:06:48 PM »
all fat people are unhealthy

it is unhealthy to be fat

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2013, 04:11:01 PM »

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2013, 05:52:49 PM »
You can have fat but live healthy.

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2013, 05:56:34 PM »
you mean be not have
because you can't live healthy without fat

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2013, 06:23:02 PM »
if you didn't have any fat at all you would die. but i'm talking about reasonable amounts (2-6% for males, 10-14% for females)

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2013, 07:23:42 PM »
we should keep track of what we eat with nutrition facts
but stpud school cafe no nutrition factss

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2013, 07:36:12 PM »
just keep track of weight
and then we can escalate slowly until we're keeping track of penis length daily

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Re: health tips from kalassak
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2013, 10:44:13 PM »
I keep track of that kol.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhyGV27WETcEdDZSSGVKX19jVG05N1VHVjVmdTlxZGc#gid=3

I plan to add minerals/vitamins/etc. some day.