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Darvince

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2013, 02:05:22 PM »
Naru Johnson is usually very quiet, but when she speaks up, she speaks long and loud because it means she's passionate about the topic. Sometimes, when hse goes to school, she goes into Darvince's class and sits there, stalking. She often talks about leaving the house but never does. She is suspected of being depressed but is still very productive, so Smjjames Johnson and Deoxy Johnson think she is just bullshitting. She often draws maps and plays grand strategy games in her free time, or browses Tumblr.

Today, she was sleeping from 22:58 to 04:22. She woke up and got herself a glass of water, then fell back asleep for a "short nap" from 04:31 to 07:14. Darvince Johnson was shaking her up when she woke up, and she ate breakfast from 07:23 to 07:30. She tried to do stuff, but simply got a star. At 08:04, she arrived at school and was there until 03:04 after school snacking at her "friend". She arrived at home at 03:14 and was browsing Tumblr until 05:01, when she got bored and started pestering Atomic Johnson. She stared at what Atomic Johnson was doing until 05:38 then went to play vicky 2. She came to dinner from 18:55 to 19:09 and is currently playing Victoria 2.

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2013, 02:11:57 PM »
Hellpotatoe Johnson is due in late March! Say hello to the little boy!


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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #32 on: February 18, 2013, 02:23:53 PM »
Hello myself! :)

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2013, 11:13:55 AM »
Kol, but why is the foetus punctured by a needle?

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2013, 11:15:54 AM »
Kol, but why is the foetus punctured by a needle?
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but lol.

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2013, 11:29:09 AM »
Thats a LIE!!!

Thats Naru Johnson's pregnancy photo!

This is HellPotatoe's pregnancy photo:


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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2013, 11:35:51 AM »
Thats a LIE!!!

Thats Naru Johnson's pregnancy photo!

This is HellPotatoe's pregnancy photo:


Lol!
I get it, heh.

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2013, 11:36:02 AM »

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #38 on: February 19, 2013, 12:02:34 PM »

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2013, 02:17:22 PM »
wait so that means if he's really hungry he'll eat his own head?

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2013, 02:56:18 PM »
[04:55.34] <ubvenice> http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,9070.msg99671.html#msg99671
[04:55.43] <ubvenice> ^unlocker has found everything else section

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2013, 02:59:46 PM »
What does that mean? That I've been posting off topic in the US forum?

Mainly everything I post is about US! But hey... Bla, can you move that topic to everything please?!

Thanks in advance!

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2013, 03:01:42 PM »
no i meant that one of the images you posted in that post had a tab opened up to this thread :D

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2013, 03:02:27 PM »
[04:55.34] <ubvenice> http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,9070.msg99671.html#msg99671
[04:55.43] <ubvenice> ^unlocker has found everything else section

let's see if he can resist the URGE

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2013, 03:11:02 PM »
Ohh, by mad then... I mean, my bad!

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #45 on: February 19, 2013, 11:15:53 PM »
omg i can't breathe i'm laughing too hard

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #46 on: February 20, 2013, 02:19:14 AM »
wait so that means if he's really hungry he'll eat his own head?
No, he will put it underground and absorb nutrients.

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #47 on: December 01, 2013, 04:03:16 PM »
Hellpotatoe Johnson was born a lovely little boy at 8lb, 4oz, on March 31st and is now a lovely, bouncy seven month old baby!

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #48 on: December 01, 2013, 04:03:20 PM »

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #49 on: December 01, 2013, 04:06:56 PM »
What horrible news! Hellpotatoe Johnson has contracted pneumonia, which is deadly for babies. He may die.

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #50 on: December 01, 2013, 04:10:07 PM »
put'm in the ground quick

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #51 on: December 01, 2013, 04:39:17 PM »
Fiah Johnson was a rather quirky character, who wrote bizarre and terrifying fics to scare away other people from going in her room.

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #52 on: December 01, 2013, 05:00:17 PM »
and carl johnson?

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #53 on: December 01, 2013, 05:17:53 PM »
no.

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #54 on: December 04, 2013, 06:54:49 PM »
I'm guessing there won't be a TheMooCows Johnson...which is good. Advantage of being silent. You won't be ostracized.


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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #56 on: December 26, 2013, 03:28:42 PM »

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #57 on: December 26, 2013, 06:08:33 PM »
How about Ray William Johnson?

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #58 on: July 13, 2016, 07:17:52 PM »
How about stfu-

Tuto Johnson is now 7 years old. She/he has become one of the smartest children in the world, because his/her brain has been screened for Fucking Smart Syndrome (FSS). Today she woke up at 09:39, ate a bowl of cereal, and stood in his bedroom for the remainder of the day, watching some softcore planetary vidyas. He went to sleep at 23:44.

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Re: Johnson Family
« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2016, 07:22:52 PM »
lmao