Author Topic: Count to a million statistics (Read 10698 times)

Darvince · « **on:** October 08, 2012, 06:57:17 PM »

CTAMSTAT
Count to a million

Motivation to Ctam, a guide:
   000001: high
   000010: very high
   000100: medium
   001000: low
   010000: very low
   100000: abysmal
   500000: abysmal
   900000: abysmal
   950000: very low
   980000: low
   990000: medium
   999000: high
   999900: very high
   999990: too high
   999999: abysmal

vh · « **Reply #1 on:** October 08, 2012, 07:39:13 PM »

...wtf that scale is no sense.

also only binary allowed!

Darvince · « **Reply #2 on:** October 08, 2012, 07:40:28 PM »

no that scale is what number we're at in ctam

vh · « **Reply #3 on:** October 09, 2012, 11:51:43 AM »

Darvince · « **Reply #4 on:** October 09, 2012, 01:31:56 PM »

Yes, so when we reach 10000 our motivation to ctam will be at an all time low.

Darvince · « **Reply #5 on:** October 18, 2012, 10:04:04 PM »

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AqSvCC8xs0NzdHNWYVZzbENibWkxcjdYd1Z0U1djR3c#gid=0
xkcd ctamstat

vh · « **Reply #6 on:** January 04, 2016, 11:56:22 AM »

let's talk about the stranger sides of ctam statistics

here is ctam population

how does it work? no one knows

here is ctam value

it is based off of ctam halflife and ctam post count

now how about ctam life?

and today, we introduce the ctamcoin, whose value is computed with black magic and a combination of the three previous statistics

here is the value of ctam coin

on second thought, maybe we need a log plot

now that's more like it. remember to buy high and sell low!

Darvince · « **Reply #7 on:** January 04, 2016, 12:31:33 PM »

the abstraction from the post count is increasing at just the right pace

vh · « **Reply #8 on:** January 04, 2016, 12:54:20 PM »

INTRODUCING CTAM ECOLOGY SIMULATOR, WHICH MODELS PREDATOR (RED) AND PREY (GREEN) POPULATIONS.

it takes into account prey being eaten, predators starving, reproduction of both species, AND conservation efforts (min population is capped at 10).

Now you ask, what the hell does this have to do with CTAM?? Well, your ctam posts directly add to the population of one of the species depending on whether the day is odd or even! just think about it -- you're powering an entire ecosystem!!

Darvince · « **Reply #9 on:** January 04, 2016, 01:21:44 PM »

i started laughing in the middle of class and everyone looked at me funny

atomic7732 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 04, 2016, 01:32:43 PM »

don't get your iplam banned again

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Bla · « **Reply #12 on:** January 04, 2016, 01:52:47 PM »

Ctam ecology... lmao

Darvince · « **Reply #13 on:** January 04, 2016, 02:05:14 PM »

ctam coins actually shoot up in price when ctam population reaches zero

vh · « **Reply #14 on:** January 07, 2016, 08:23:33 AM »

yes because magic

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let's take a look at darvince's ctam nino

i like it, but let's take it up a notch to ctam sins (not ctamming is a sin, or posting a wrong number is a sin)

i like this too but let's go all out and plot some ctam reality

but wait, you say, that graph looks like random noise.
let me tell you that it's not

in fact, let us define ctam arousal as a linear combination of ctam magnitude, ctam life, ctam worth per day, ctam halflife, ctam population, ctam value, ctamcoin, ctam nino, ctam sins, ctam predator, and ctam prey with carefully balanced coefficients. now take the symmetric log of a moving average of the tangent of ctam arousal to get ctam reality

ezpz

Bla · « **Reply #15 on:** January 07, 2016, 09:48:47 AM »

But what about factors like ctam traffic, ctam exercise, ctam combustion efficiency, ctam diplomacy, ctam pressure, ctam ticket number, ctam ingredients, ctam temperature, ctam tyre wear, ctam monsters and the ctam evaporation rate?

wow ctam is almost approaching the point where it's meaningful to me to participate in now

Darvince · « **Reply #16 on:** January 07, 2016, 10:48:54 AM »

we are currently in a moderate ctam el niÃ±o which will inkrease and turn into a strong niÃ±o if we post more

someone should scrape the ctam topic so we can find out all the true times when ctamming happened

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Darvince · « **Reply #18 on:** January 11, 2016, 09:03:17 PM »

i don't even need to quote the funny bit from that post

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atomic7732 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 12, 2016, 11:40:48 PM »

now introducing ctam niveau, which is currently around 2.2

and ctam power which just saw the largest peak in history

of course, you can calculate ctam energy from this but that's pretty easy so i've not added it to the spreadsheet

also someone should make a chart of ctam dependencies between each type of statistic

Darvince · « **Reply #22 on:** January 13, 2016, 12:35:56 AM »

nue added a home sheet to show the latest day for every statistic

atomic7732 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 13, 2016, 12:36:11 AM »

yup have fun guys i made a sheet which allows you to monitor the vital signs of ctam on a day to day basis

quick note though, the date is just yesterday, assuming that the values will be valid for that day at all times... which is probably not right, so don't freak out if the values don't match the day, just go by the current number

Darvince · « **Reply #24 on:** January 13, 2016, 11:49:25 AM »

Quote from: Darvince on January 07, 2016, 10:48:54 AM

someone should scrape the ctam topic so we can find out all the true times when ctamming happened

Darvince · « **Reply #25 on:** February 26, 2016, 01:31:14 AM »

the state of CTAM ENSO is weak cool neutral anomalies

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atomic7732 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 21, 2016, 12:58:37 PM »

1 statistic
2 statistics
3 statistics
4 statistics

Darvince · « **Reply #28 on:** June 21, 2016, 01:11:51 PM »

oh no not another shitstatistic

atomic7732 · « **Reply #29 on:** June 21, 2016, 01:12:35 PM »

Quote from: Darvince on October 08, 2012, 06:57:17 PM

Motivation to Ctam, a guide:
   000001: high
   000010: very high
   000100: medium
   001000: low
   010000: very low
   100000: abysmal
   500000: abysmal
   900000: abysmal
   950000: very low
   980000: low
   990000: medium
   999000: high
   999900: very high
   999990: too high
   999999: abysmal

make a ctam motivation statistic