Random Poll

[Darvince]

A village idiot appears, it looks rather like this one:


What do you do?
1. Name it
2. Kill it with a potato
3. Kiss it and then say "Fuck you."

[Hellpotatoe]

Obvious choice.

[Bla]

I name it MICHELE BACHMANN.

[matty406]

SHE'S A SUCCUBUS I SAY

Even though I picked the second option then found out she was a Republican politician. I had a sneaking suspicion. :I

[atomic7732]

I name it MICHELE BACHMANN.

I named it gfdsjakjgfhdsjagedzafjikedagbnjangduj

[Bla]

I named it gfdsjakjgfhdsjagedzafjikedagbnjangduj

I would have done the same.

[atomic7732]

but you didn't.

[Darvince]

RESULTS:
Question:    What do you do to the village idiot?
Name it    4 (40%)
Kill with potato    4 (40%)
Kiss then cuss at it    2 (20%)

You decide to name it.
Its name is "Michele gfdsjakjgfhdsjagedzafjikedagbnjangduj Bachmann". You then decide that it should be violently murdered with the potato that you have on hand. You quickly turn the potato into a battery and then insert the potato in the idiot's mouth. She begins to shake uncontrollably and starts muttering about how gays are evil and then goes unconcious. You then pound her sternum with the potato until you no longer feel a pulse. You now feel evil.

New poll: With your new-found evil craziness, what do you do to the potato?
1. Fashion it into a deadly spear.
2. Ask around for a person named "Deoxy" and then find him.
3. Become un-evil.
4. Burn her body at the stake fashioned out of the potato.

[Hellpotatoe]

Burn her and keep the potato.

[Darvince]

RESULTS:
Question:    What do to the potato/yourself?
Make a deadly spear    2 (33.3%)
Find deoxy    1 (16.7%)
Become un-evil    0 (0%)
Burn Michelle Bachmann    3 (50%)

You decide to burn this "Michelle Bachmann" with a stake. You begin to fashion the potato battery into a stake. When you finish, it is very weak but can hold her body. A wind gust comes by and collapsed the potato stake. You lay Michelle Bachmann's body on the bed of potato, since the stake collapsed, and begin searching for a way to light the fire. You look through all your clothes and find nothing, so you have to turn to an external source for help lighting the fire. How will you go about lighting this fire to burn her?

New poll: Since you have no matches or flint and iron, where will you find a source of fire?
1. Find deoxy and get his whining to outshine the sun and make her body become on fire
2. Disregard body, acquire coal as if it is Minecraft.
3. Raid the nearby house for matches.

[atomic7732]

wait for lightning

[Darvince]

good luck waiting 650 days+ for lightning at that spot

[vh]

thank god for universe otherwise the universe sandbox 2 forum would be completely occupied by speculation from universe sandbox 3

[Hellpotatoe]

BUMP! DON'T LET THIS DIE!

[vh]

imgdiode has multiple uploads. this makes up entirely for the image-link shuffle.

[vh]

oh, and you can also upload images from a url...although i don't know why you would do that unless you want to hide a link.

[atomic7732]

oh, and you can also upload images from a url...although i don't know why you would do that unless you want to hide a link.

I use that feature on imgur for a lot of weather related stuff that can only be linked to for about 24 hours before being updated to something else or deleted entirely. Also if a site doesn't want you hyper-linking from them, it will be uploaded so the image site hosts it instead of traffic going to someone else's site.

[Darvince]

How do you make flames to burn her?
Reflective deoxy tears    3 (60%)
Get coal    1 (20%)
Raid house for matches    1 (20%)

You set out to get deoxy99 to get him to complain so that his reflective tears may reflect sunlight onto this "Michelle Bachmann"s body. You trek for several weeks throughout the nation until you decide to look at the USForums. You find out that he is from Arizona, so you adventure all over Arizona for a long time. You finally find him in a suspiciously wooden home in *censoblue*, Arizona wearing nearly nothing. You tell him that he needs to burn Michelle Bachmann's body, and he begins to question why you murdered her:

"Why would you murder an innocent person?!"
"She was a village idiot homophobic bigoted Republican senator."
"So? She was in the government. You're going to be arrested."
"I don't have any reason to stay in the states, do I?"
"No, but who the hell are you anyway?"
"I am Francolio, the personification of USForums."

He decides to follow you to where Michelle Bachmann's body lay. It is slightly rotted, and there is a vulture floating around. You begin to bash him for being an idiot and he begins to cry and attempt to hurt you. You block him, and the smell of her body drifts to your nose. You increase the bashing tenfold and his tears begin to reflect the sunlight. Michelle Bachmann's body is now on fire. You then apologize to him severely, as he continues to cry and attempt to punch you. He then flees off for home, as her body catches the potato skin on fire. You laugh and grin evilly as the body burns. When it finishes burning, your evilness feels renewed. What do you do with this evilness?

New poll: What do you do with your evilness?
1. Stalk deoxy back to his home.
2. Flee the United States to Mexico to escape the government.

[atomic7732]

flee to califonia ocean

[Darvince]

that does not exist