Author Topic: I'll hit you so hard (Read 58452 times)

vh · « **on:** August 13, 2012, 10:26:07 AM »

continue the sentence.

someones matty and i maded:

matties: I'll hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of fashion

[01:18.20] <matty406> I'LL HIT YOU SO HARD
[01:18.21] <+FiahOwl> lol
[01:18.25] <matty406> YOU'LL BE SHITTING TEETH

[01:20.32] <matty406> I'll hit you so hard they won't have to bother burying you.

[01:22.27] <vh> I'll hit you so hard, your remains will have to be supported by neutron degeneracy pressure

[01:23.46] <vh> I'll hit you so hard, the mayans will have to revise the doomsdate.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2012, 03:37:47 PM »

I'll hit you so hard, the universe will rewind to the start, and begin again.

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2012, 05:47:09 PM »

I'll hit you so hard, than two parallel universes will collapse, creating an anomaly in the other side of this universe.

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2012, 05:54:15 PM »

I'll hit you so hard, that your mother will not recognize you.

Naru523 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2012, 06:00:48 PM »

I'll hit you so hard, you'll hit me so hard, thus making me hit you so hard, you'll hit me so hard back, and then it repeats.

vh · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2012, 06:05:22 PM »

I'll hit you so hard, m-theory will have to be revised.

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2012, 06:09:49 PM »

I'll hit you so hard, i will destroy the 4Âº dimension

vh · « **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2012, 06:22:25 PM »

i'll hit you so hard, dan dixon will delete this thread.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:40:42 PM »

I'll hit you so hard, it'll cause a car crash 2 miles down the road.

vh · « **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2012, 12:01:07 AM »

I'll hit you so hard, alien civilization will think it's under intersteller attack.

vh · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2012, 12:01:29 AM »

I'll hit you so hard, chuck norris will be unemployed.

Bla · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2012, 03:17:07 AM »

I'll hit Chuck Norris so hard that he'll have to revise his ignorant, hateful, antigay worldview.

Disclaimer for the secret services: This is not a real threat.

vh · « **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2012, 03:38:42 AM »

I'll hit you so hard, you'll be the first human on mars

Bla · « **Reply #13 on:** August 14, 2012, 03:41:07 AM »

I'll hit the weak atmosphere on Mars so hard it'll fly all the way in your face on Earth and throw you off the planet, and become the first human on Pluto.

vh · « **Reply #14 on:** August 14, 2012, 03:42:39 AM »

I'll hit you so hard, the stars will come back to life.

btw your sentence suggests that the atmosphere of mars is now a human on pluto

kol.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 14, 2012, 05:56:20 AM »

I'll hit you so hard, Pinkie Pie will become best pony.

vh · « **Reply #16 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:12:20 AM »

I'll hit you so hard, the north american ocean will be created.

vh · « **Reply #17 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:16:16 AM »

i'll hit you so hard, uranus will hurt.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:19:12 AM »

I'll hit you so hard, America will unfound itself.

vh · « **Reply #19 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:20:41 AM »

i'll hit you so hard, you'll have broken the sound barrier before chuck yeager.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:24:50 AM »

I'll hit you so hard, light will stop.

vh · « **Reply #21 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:29:05 AM »

i'll hit you so hard, you won't be able to collapse a wave function any more.

Darvince · « **Reply #22 on:** August 14, 2012, 07:01:43 AM »

i'll hit you so hard, damn dixon will delete this thread.

~~sorry I couldn't resist~~

vh · « **Reply #23 on:** August 14, 2012, 07:10:14 AM »

i'll hit you so hard, resistance will be futile

vh · « **Reply #24 on:** August 14, 2012, 07:16:16 AM »

[10:15.29] * Shmoopy (cecfaf81@gateway/web/freenode/ip.206.207.175.129) has joined channel ##universesandbox
[10:15.30] <+Darvince> i'll hit you so hard shmoopy will fap to it
[10:15.34] * Shmoopy (cecfaf81@gateway/web/freenode/ip.206.207.175.129) Quit (Client Quit)

vh · « **Reply #25 on:** August 14, 2012, 07:20:39 AM »

[10:16.45] <vh|mapp> i'll hit you so hard your testicles will violate CP symmetry

blotz · « **Reply #26 on:** August 14, 2012, 08:14:15 AM »

I'll hit minecraft so hard,

vh · « **Reply #27 on:** August 15, 2012, 06:52:30 PM »

[09:41.03] <+Narafk> http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tr84il281roo917.gif
[09:41.05] <smjjames> Hi
[09:41.09] <altnickforkal> water floats MY boat
[09:41.13] <altnickforkal> well
[09:41.15] <altnickforkal> it also sinks it
[09:41.16] <altnickforkal> but
[09:41.21] <altnickforkal> buoyancy!
[09:41.29] <+matty406> that looks like TNd armour
[09:41.39] <vh> narafk, i'll hit you so hard, feelings won't be necessary
[09:41.45] <altnickforkal> feels
[09:41.47] <altnickforkal> my feels
[09:41.49] <altnickforkal> they are feely
[09:42.01] <+Narafk> vh I'll hit you so hard you'll feel like being alive
[09:42.09] <vh> oshit
[09:42.10] <vh> oshit
[09:42.11] <vh> oshit
[09:42.22] <smjjames> Whats with the 'feel's in that?
[09:42.26] <altnickforkal> I'll hit you so hard, Darvince will feel it
[09:42.37] <+matty406> Iâ€™ll hit you so hard youâ€™ll meet every diety documented.
[09:42.39] <vh> i'll hit you so hard, you'll snort feces
[09:42.49] <altnickforkal> aka none of them matty?
[09:42.58] <altnickforkal> cause afaict no diety has been documented
[09:43.13] <+matty406> James, feels is a strong emotional feeling
[09:45.12] <vh> i'll hit you so hard, your face will resemble a pothole
[09:47.14] <vh> i'll hit you so hard, there won't be any dna samples to find
[09:48.03] <altnickforkal> i'll hit you so hard, your dna will rearrange and you'll become a dog
[09:49.19] <+Narafk> I'll hit you so hard you won't feel anything
[09:49.52] <vh> i'll hit you so hard, i'll die first.
[09:50.22] <+matty406> Iâ€™ll hit you so hard youâ€™ll die in every possible universe.
[09:51.07] <altnickforkal> this should be a thing
[09:51.12] <altnickforkal> "I'll hit you so hard" battles
[09:51.33] <vh> thats nice, matty, but i'll hit you so hard, every possible universe will die.

Darvince · « **Reply #28 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:09:12 PM »

I'll hit you so hard, you'll realize that imperial is a word used for other things than the goddamn Imperial unit system

vh · « **Reply #29 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:17:47 PM »

* mudkipz realizes imperial is a word used for other things than the goddamn imperial unit system