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How to X in 30 easy steps
« on: June 10, 2012, 01:42:43 AM »
How To Eat a Darvince:
in 30 easy steps

Materials & equipment needed:
- table
- pony
- Darvince
- 5 stacks of illuminated manuscript
- copper (II) sulfate
- carrots
- USB cable
- #14 welder's glass

Step 1: Acquire table.

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« Last Edit: June 10, 2012, 01:05:06 PM by atomic7732 »

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Re: How to X in 30 easy steps
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2012, 03:46:59 AM »
Step 2: Place the Darvince horizontally on the table with its face facing down.

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Re: How to X in 30 easy steps
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2012, 03:51:31 AM »
Step 3: Grab one leaf of illuminated manuscript, and use a pencil on it to divide by zero. And throw this into a 5 L bucket purchased from Walmart. Set it aside, as this will be used later.

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Re: How to X in 30 easy steps
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2012, 05:23:59 AM »

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Re: How to X in 30 easy steps
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2012, 06:21:11 AM »
Step 5: plug the USB cable into Darvince's ear and extract all data from his brain(shouldn't fill up more than a few kilobytes) for later amusement.

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Re: How to X in 30 easy steps
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2012, 08:07:56 AM »
?kilobytes?

Step 6: GENTLY (!!!) let the Darvince nibble some chicken nuggets.

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Re: How to X in 30 easy steps
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2012, 01:03:53 PM »
Step 7: After satisfying the Darvince, confiscate the remaining chicken nuggets and put them into a 515 mL solution of copper (II) sulfate.