People can't joke around? What is this? Serioustown?
Since when have people been serious in this board?
They can, but read the thread. They're not doing it once per thread, they're actually trying to play the game that way, every single time. And because of that, I can't role-play that I cut shoeuniteds knee with a knife without kipz barging in stating he bazooka'd me whilst we only have knives.
Yeah, if you don't stop doing this, you won't be allowed to play, and if you do take a turn, your turns will not be accepted.
Which is exactly what happens with roleplays. RPing can be a heck of alot of fun if everybody plays by the rules (especially no god-moding), but if you barge in and god mode it, thats called trolling.
Heres an idea that is popular on another forum that I visited. Use a RNG to determine how successful actions are, damage, etc. The specific rules and methods vary, but a common one is 1-6.