how to talk to people

[Darvince]

1) open your mouth and emit shrieks
2) birds of prey will think you are one of them and be attracted to you
3) people think birds of prey are really cool and will come up to you and ask you about them
4) do not tell them the truth
5) emit noises that sound like "oh i've been a falconer for five years now, this one here, she's named kayla because of her unique caw"
6) you have a friend now

[atomic7732]

i speak to the birds

you know those hawks we saw the other day

they told me the deepest secrets of the universe

well, their universe

the area around the superstition mtns

[SuperVegeta]

You pathetic Earthlings need to learn from how Saiyans communicate. We Saiyans fight it out, we are comrades, always primed for battle.

[Darvince]

ok gurren

[atomic7732]

super vegetable

[SuperVegeta]

super vegetable

Of course it's a thing. Damn the internet.

[Darvince]

the internet is growing at like 40% per year and is already insanely large there is everything