"It appears that the state of Universalis is particularly irradiated compared to the other worlds in our planetary system. It is not so extremely irradiated such that life cannot survive, nor was it likely to ever have been, but the levels of alpha, beta, and gamma radiation from our planet are 300 times higher than the radiation detected by probes that have passed by Saunver or Vulcan, and additionally, are in stark contrast to our natural satellites. The Soleani Department of Space Exploration and Defense has proposed that the highly-intelligent species recently [in the past few decades, several unidentified satellites of non-Universalis orgins were discovered shortly after the first spaceflight was achieved, so probably around 578-580] discovered on Saunver may be to blame.
In this theory, elaborated upon by top scientists in Nausikkak, the radiation is explained to have come from an act, or experiment, by the Saunveri species, upon this world, in which in excess of several thousands of nuclear weapons were detonated, likely dating back to ~150,000 to 200,000 years ago, accelerating the process of evolution. This project's initiation led to the formation of the current state of life on Universalis, including the sentience of both humans and saguans, and extreme genetic variation within these species."
- In an official statement from the Soleani Department of Space Exploration and Defense, 615
(just an idea, but I quite like it)
<Darvince> universalis has some positively weird genes
<Darvince> like
<Darvince> green hair
<Darvince> and weird fetus distributions
<Darvince> although i guess they'd say our blue eyes and red hair is weird
<Kalassak> green hair though
<Darvince> yes like wut
<Kalassak> i get the feeling universalis is on a post-apocalyptic irradiated world
<Darvince> also there should be no truly white people
<Darvince> except maybe kallisto
<Darvince> well if you get that feeling
<Darvince> then we can arrange that
<Kalassak> kol
<Kalassak> nah
<osmotischen2> transparent skin
<osmotischen2> yeeee
<Darvince> saunave came over and nuked the shit out of it
<Darvince> and then left
<Darvince> just to see what would happen
<Kalassak> and then saguans
<Kalassak> happened
<Darvince> and humans happened
<Kalassak> hmm yes