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Fail Thread
« on: January 13, 2012, 11:54:49 AM »
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2012, 12:08:45 PM »
Want to know a failure? Mudkipz. :P
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2012, 12:18:57 PM »
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2012, 12:52:31 PM »
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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else //AI turns.
                    {
                        Map.cSetter = Nat[Turn-1].NatColor;
                        boolean search = true;
                        while (search = true) //The loop ensures that the claimed zone is empty. The code inside picks the zone.
                        {
                            
                            //Chooses a random empty zone adjacent to the zones already owned by the nation.
                            for (;;)
                            {
                                Map.yZone = (int)(Math.random()*Map.sqrtZoneNumber);
                            Map.xZone = (int)(Math.random()*Map.sqrtZoneNumber);
                            int i = 5*Map.yZone + Map.xZone;
                                
                                if (i==0) //Upper left corner zone.
                                {
                                    if (Map.z[i+1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber)
                                    {
                                        search = false;
                                    }
                                }
                                
                                else
                                {
                                    if (i==Map.sqrtZoneNumber-1) //Upper right corner zone.
                                {
                                    if (Map.z[i-1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber)
                                    {
                                        search = false;
                                    }
                                }
                                
                                else
                                    {
                                        if (i==Map.ZoneNumber-Map.sqrtZoneNumber-1) //Lower left corner zone.
                                {
                                    if (Map.z[i+1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i-Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber)
                                    {
                                        search = false;
                                    }
                                }
                                
                                else
                                        {
                                            if (i==Map.ZoneNumber-1) //Lower right corner zone.
                                {
                                    if (Map.z[i-1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i-Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber)
                                    {
                                        search = false;
                                    }
                                }
                                
                                else
                                            {
                                                if (i<Map.sqrtZoneNumber) //Top row zones (except corners).
                                {
                                    if (Map.z[i-1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber)
                                    {
                                        search = false;
                                    }
                                }
                                
                                else
                                                {
                                                    if (Map.sqrtZoneNumber%i == 0) //Left column zones (except corners).
                                {
                                    if (Map.z[i+1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i-Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber)
                                    {
                                        search = false;
                                    }
                                }
                                
                                else
                                                    {
                                                        if (i>=Map.ZoneNumber-Map.sqrtZoneNumber) //Bottom row zones (except corners).
                                {
                                    if (Map.z[i-1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i-Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber)
                                    {
                                        search = false;
                                    }
                                }
                                
                                else
                                                        {
                                                            if (Map.sqrtZoneNumber%i == 4) //Right column zones (except corners).
                                {
                                    if (Map.z[i-1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i-Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber)
                                    {
                                        search = false;
                                    }
                                }
                                
                                else
                                                            {
                                                                if (Map.z[i-1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i-Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber)
                                {
                                    search = false;
                                }}}}}}}}}
                            }
                        }
                        Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].claim(Nat[Turn-1]); //Claims the zone.
                    }
Don't worry, I will make it work... :P

Edit: Don.

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                    else //AI turns.
                    {
                        search:for (;;) //The loop ensures that the claimed zone is empty. The code inside picks the zone.
                        {
                            //Chooses a random empty zone adjacent to the zones already owned by the nation... Sometimes.
                            Map.yZone = (int)(Math.random()*Map.sqrtZoneNumber);
                            Map.xZone = (int)(Math.random()*Map.sqrtZoneNumber);
                            int i = Map.sqrtZoneNumber*Map.yZone + Map.xZone;
                               
                                if (i==0) {if (Map.z[i+1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber) {break search;}} //Upper left corner zone.
                                else {if (i==Map.sqrtZoneNumber-1) {if (Map.z[i-1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber) {break search;}} //Upper right corner zone.
                                else {if (i==Map.ZoneNumber-Map.sqrtZoneNumber-1) {if (Map.z[i+1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i-Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber) {break search;}} //Lower left corner zone.
                                else {if (i==Map.ZoneNumber-1) {if (Map.z[i-1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i-Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber) {break search;}} //Lower right corner zone.
                                else {if (i<Map.sqrtZoneNumber) {if (Map.z[i-1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber) {break search;}} //Top row zones (except corners).
                                else {if (Map.sqrtZoneNumber%i == 0) {if (Map.z[i+1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i-Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber) {break search;}} //Left column zones (except corners).
                                else {if (i>=Map.ZoneNumber-Map.sqrtZoneNumber) {if (Map.z[i-1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i-Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber) {break search;}} //Bottom row zones (except corners).
                                else {if (Map.sqrtZoneNumber%i == 4) {if (Map.z[i-1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i-Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber) {break search;}}//Right column zones (except corners).
                                else {if (Map.z[i-1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+1].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i-Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] || Map.z[i+Map.sqrtZoneNumber].Owner == Nat[Turn-1] && Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].Owner != null && Map.ClaimedZones<Map.ZoneNumber) {break search;}}}}}}}}} //Middle zones.
                        }
                        Map.z[Map.yZone*Map.sqrtZoneNumber+Map.xZone].claim(Nat[Turn-1]); //Claims the zone.
                    }
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2012, 03:09:59 PM »
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2012, 03:11:11 PM »
HEY, it was meant to have a missing e! Nawt fail!

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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2012, 03:14:53 PM »
How is that a fail?
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2012, 03:16:53 PM »
You misspellwd forever.
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2012, 04:03:03 PM »
Well, you misspelled "misspelled" and "not". :P
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2012, 04:06:42 PM »
You misspelled misspilled!
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2012, 05:20:05 PM »
yeah, i just remembered that i thought ftw (for the win) was wft, but backwards. That was fail.
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2012, 05:40:29 PM »
Quote from: bong on January 16, 2012, 05:20:05 PM
yeah, i just remembered that i thought ftw (for the win) was wft, but backwards. That was fail.
lol so did I!

I'm also assuming "wft" -> "wtf"
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2012, 06:07:42 PM »
Nerptun 8 plant frm suhn
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2012, 06:15:27 PM »
septuhn r 7 plasopwetkikohjl{"Sglhlpjlgphl pjh frm ssudn
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2017, 06:11:33 PM »
remember when i had sex with gibberish
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2017, 06:26:41 PM »
juptur 5 plant
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2017, 07:15:25 PM »
Here's a childhood fail. When I was little, I would sing "'Tis the Season Jooby-Jolly."
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2017, 11:40:09 PM »
once upon a time, i died.
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2017, 12:05:37 AM »
once there was an ugly barnacle
he was so ugly that everyone died

~the end~
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2017, 04:58:17 AM »
eart 3th plan frm d son
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2017, 05:05:42 PM »
i didn't do any schoolwork and so i quietly got removed from my school without being notified
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2017, 05:12:19 PM »
rip

i like how this thread starts off with every sentence capitalized but it suddenly becomes lowercase
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2017, 04:23:47 PM »
i like cheese because cheese is tasty because cheese is yum yums tasties.
this is due to the fact that cheese is yums yums tasties with a mix of yummy
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2017, 05:06:57 PM »
i wrote code for my job and we're not gonna use it because we decided to go in a completely different direction. i still got paid though
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Re: Fail Thread
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2017, 06:44:58 PM »
Here's a fail: my sophomore year.
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« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2017, 07:04:06 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2017, 08:33:57 PM »
a slightly smaller fail: it took me over a minute to gather up the energy to wash the dishes
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« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2017, 08:59:07 PM »
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« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2017, 09:02:07 PM »
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« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2017, 09:04:05 PM »
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