"After a recent initiative to plant vast farms of avocados in the tundra of Northern The Land of the Red Rainbow proved to be a massive failure, people have begun questioning the wisdom and competence of the highly influential Organization for Unilaterally Researching Science, Trade, Agriculture, Land, Investments and Nationalization. Functionaries from all levels of the Party have lined up outside your office, demanding action."
>that's a really long name
>...
>its acronym gotta mean something
>let's see...
>oms