Community Relic Maker

[Xriqxa]

Let's make ancient structures, devices, and scripts. Follow the format I use (current year is 2000):

Name: The Stones of Maralqui
Location: North Pole of Luna
Age: 6 million years
Origin: Unknown, likely Extraterrestrial
Description: A small seven-petal flower pattern of multicolored dodecahedron crystals.
Extra info: Highly radioactive, magnetic

Name: Alios Structure
Location: Low Janus Orbit
Age: 37,000 years
Origin: Extraterrestrial
Description: A large, porous structure (similar to Hyperion) composed of 30% unknown metals, has a large lithium battery at it's core
Extra info: None
 
RULES:
No magic/sci-fi nonsense (relics must abide by laws of science)
No interguild memes
Minimum age is ~20,000 years
No fictional locations (Either in solar system or on well-known exoplanets)
Check back on these rules often as they may change over time due to trial-error

[FiahOwl]

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[tuto99]

lmao

[Darvince]

Name: Neezles
Location: Surrey, Vancouver, Canada
Age: between 20000 and 1300 years
Origin: Crafted by a Mayan woman, given to a Mexican immigrant named Martina Rodriguez.
Description: The last of a dynasty of dolls, this life-like girl statue resides in their front yard, bringing hordes of boys to the yard, as rumors abound that she sometimes yells horrifying slurs and writes evil letters to people.
Extra info: None

[Xriqxa]

That breaks the rules, dar.

Name: Ooandergras
Location: Valles Marineris, Mars
Age: 2,320,000 years
Origin: Extraterrestrial
Description: Large spacecraft wreck buried by years of erosion.
Extra info:  Reacts to powerful magnetic fields by releasing seemingly random radio signals.

[Darvince]

fine i'll add an extra two zeros and it will be the earliest cave painting known

[Darvince]

Name: J-KOK
Location: Nairobi, Kenya
Age: Infinite
Origin: Unknown
Description: A gigantic, 620 foot tall dildo, which appears to be far older than the solar system and composed of organic compounds. Probably the inspiration for the other KOKs.
Extra info: None

[Hellpotatoe]

Name: Canastra Object, Canastra Bomb
Location: Serra da Canastra, Minas Gerais, Brazil
Age: At least older than 50 thousand years.
Origin: Unknown/Natural_(?)
Description: A strange spheroidal metal object, engraved with spaced parallel lines, starting from its equator. At the top there is a small cylinder-shaped structure, which disengages with relative ease. With a more careful analysis, it was found that the object has characteristics of some strange kind of bomb still unprecedented.
Extra info: Scientists reported that this is a strange natural formation, which must still be studied.

[Xriqxa]

let's detonate it; hopefully all the humans will of gone

[Hellpotatoe]

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You should allow fictional places, it would be funnier and easier to create stuff. Just my opinion, though.



Name: Rainforest Valhalla a.k.a "Castelo de Tupã" ("Tupã's Castle")
Location: Unknown; Somewhere in the Amazon rainforest, last sighting in Manaus
Age: Unknown, Earliest records date back to the principle of local indigenous occupation.
Origin: Unknown
Description: A solid and gigantic object, resembling a castle_(?), that floats high in the sky above the forest.
Extra info: It seems to teleport when no one is looking directly.

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[Lord DC]

Name: Octurus Iolga
Location: Lunar Orbit
Age: 3.46 X 10⁵⁰
Origin: Someone threw it through a time portal
Description: Some really weird object orbiting the Moon for no reason.
Extra Info: nahnah

[vh]

this was actually a pretty nice topic, besides all the shitty entries. why do i not remember seeing it

[matty406]

this was actually a pretty nice topic, besides all the shitty entries. why do i not remember seeing it

Because it was made obsolete by this

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