<Businessman> What is the meaning of this futile existence? Can you remember a time when we were not being constantly trampled by prancing beasts?
<Businesswoman> No, I cannot.
<Jesus> Hello, my children! Come join me on my turtle!
<Businesswoman> Don't do it. He looks crazy.
<Businessman> What choice do we have?
<Businesswoman> We have the choice not to ride the crazy man's turtle.
<Jesus> That is correct. However, if you choose not to come with me, you will live in this realm for the rest of eternity.
<Satan> Don't listen to him! Come with me on my journey!
<Jesus> Get lost, Satan! I saw them first!
<Satan> Oh, please. My domesticated house cat is soft and luxurious. Your turtle is hard and lumpy!