Author Topic: Strange and/or funny quotes thread (Read 433721 times)

blotz · « **Reply #810 on:** February 12, 2013, 02:17:49 PM »

YE

[20:51] <+ubv> darvincia is down to two provinces that are seperated by like 6 provinces

[20:51] <smjjames> !topic kaeshar
[20:51] <smjjames> test
[20:51] <smjjames> !talk 100
[20:51] <+Darvince> LOL smjjames
[20:51] <+Yqt1001> XD
[20:52] <smjjames> What
[20:52] <+Darvince> i can't breathe
[20:52] <smjjames>

[20:52] <+Kalassak> kol
[20:52] <+ubv> (i'm not a bot)
[20:52] <+Yqt1001> i cant breath
[20:52] <smjjames> What did I do that was funny? Wasn't trying to be funny
[20:52] <+Darvince> you tried to control mudkipz
[20:52] <+bong_> kol
[20:52] <smjjames> ?
[20:52] <+Yqt1001> !mudkipz dance
[20:52] <+bong_> ubv is NOT a bot
[20:52] <+Darvince> ubv != bot
[20:52] <smjjames> oh lol
[20:52] <+Darvince> ubv<4 numbers> = bot
[20:53] <+Darvince> ie ubv3248 would be the bot
[20:53] <+Darvince> ubv is mudkipz
[20:53] <smjjames> *facepalm* LOL! XD
[20:53] <+Darvince> SILLY HUMANS
[20:53] <+Darvince> YOU CANNOT CONTROL ME
[20:53] <smjjames> Sorry, lolz.
[20:53] <+Darvince> eugrope
[20:53] <+bong_> kol smj
[20:53] <+bong_> safq quick
[20:54] <smjjames> Well he had me fooled for sure, lol.
[20:54] <smjjames> lolz.....

Darvince · « **Reply #811 on:** February 22, 2013, 06:59:19 PM »

revive safq!

[2013-02-22 18:52:02] <ubv> darvincia is down to two provinces that are seperated by like 6 provinces

[2013-02-22 18:52:21] <smjjames> !topic kaeshar
[2013-02-22 18:52:27] <smjjames> test
[2013-02-22 18:52:33] <smjjames> !talk 100
[2013-02-22 18:52:35] <Darvince> LOL smjjames
[2013-02-22 18:52:38] <Yqt1001> XD
[2013-02-22 18:52:39] <smjjames> What
[2013-02-22 18:52:42] <Darvince> i can't breathe
[2013-02-22 18:52:50] <smjjames>

[2013-02-22 18:52:52] <Kalassak> kol
[2013-02-22 18:52:53] <ubv> (i'm not a bot)
[2013-02-22 18:52:54] <Yqt1001> i cant breath
[2013-02-22 18:53:05] <smjjames> What did I do that was funny? Wasn't trying to be funny
[2013-02-22 18:53:12] <Darvince> you tried to control mudkipz
[2013-02-22 18:53:21] <smjjames> ?
[2013-02-22 18:53:25] <Yqt1001> !mudkipz dance
[2013-02-22 18:53:29] <Darvince> ubv != bot
[2013-02-22 18:53:34] <Darvince> ubv<4 numbers> = bot
[2013-02-22 18:53:35] <smjjames> oh lol
[2013-02-22 18:53:47] <Darvince> ie ubv3248 would be the bot
[2013-02-22 18:53:49] <Darvince> ubv is mudkipz
[2013-02-22 18:53:52] <smjjames> *facepalm* LOL! XD
[2013-02-22 18:54:04] <smjjames> Sorry, lolz.
[2013-02-22 18:54:51] <smjjames> Well he had me fooled for sure, lol.
[2013-02-22 18:55:23] <smjjames> lolz.....

Bla · « **Reply #812 on:** February 24, 2013, 04:42:03 AM »

Quote from: Darvince on February 23, 2013, 09:30:11 PM

huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

This scared me.

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #813 on:** February 24, 2013, 05:17:26 AM »

Quote from: Bla on February 24, 2013, 04:42:03 AM

Quote from: Darvince on February 23, 2013, 09:30:11 PM
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
This scared me.

Bla is scared, this scared me D:

vh · « **Reply #814 on:** March 11, 2013, 01:31:56 PM »

Quote from: Hellpotatoe on March 11, 2013, 11:07:49 AM

Welcome shadowscal

Note: If you want to keep your mind as it is now, I recomend you to NEVER even click on Everything Else...

blotz · « **Reply #815 on:** March 12, 2013, 03:48:41 PM »

Quote from: bong on March 12, 2013, 03:48:26 PM

[18:48] <+FiahOwl> smjjames you get an F- in universalis geography
[18:48] <+Dar|kraft> you get an F- in universalis geography

NOT rehersed

matty406 · « **Reply #816 on:** March 25, 2013, 09:35:34 AM »

[16:27] <+rodvenio> http://25.media.tumblr.com/b08be26bae50a6f228278f059d194fcb/tumblr_mjjvjgeLiU1r9uuuso1_500.gif matty.mov
[16:28] <+matty406> oh my god
[16:28] <+Hellpotatoe> this pc isnt even old =P
[16:28] <+Hellpotatoe> like
[16:28] <+Hellpotatoe> hes looking at a refrigerator
[16:29] <+matty406> draw women get money
[16:29] <+Hellpotatoe> ^
[16:29] <+rodvenio> One Direction- What Makes You Haha (What Makes You Beautiful) matty_to_hp.mov

matty406 · « **Reply #817 on:** March 25, 2013, 06:49:18 PM »

[01:47] <+apu> wth when i type dictionarie my autocorrect changes it to dicktorture

blotz · « **Reply #818 on:** March 26, 2013, 06:15:17 PM »

Quote from: vh on November 24, 2011, 07:09:57 AM

"some years ago when I had friends IRL." - Bla

sad

Darvince · « **Reply #819 on:** March 26, 2013, 09:06:07 PM »

[17:45]   bong_   damninaotin
[17:46]   bong_   shits
[17:46]   bong_   gog

your daily dose of bong's stupidity

blotz · « **Reply #820 on:** March 26, 2013, 11:21:46 PM »

[20:45] <+bong_> *gtg

blotz · « **Reply #821 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:37:10 AM »

[10:36] <+bong_> SMJJAMES
[10:36] == smjjames [~chatzilla@98.176.1.12] has joined ##universesandbox
[10:36] <+bong_> HOLYSHIT

i sweare, half a second apart

Darvince · « **Reply #822 on:** April 04, 2013, 06:03:16 PM »

[2012-07-03 17:34:51] <sagua> mattias_drake IS ABORTED
[2012-07-03 17:34:54] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> LOL
[2012-07-03 17:35:02] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl IS ABORTED
[2012-07-03 17:35:06] <BlaBla44> I request being shot
[2012-07-03 17:35:06] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> shit
[2012-07-03 17:35:07] <sagua> THEY ARE NOW BOTH IN HELL!
[2012-07-03 17:35:08] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> yes
[2012-07-03 17:35:11] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> HELL
[2012-07-03 17:35:12] * Mattias_Drake lives inside your eyeball.
[2012-07-03 17:35:12] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> FUCK YES]
[2012-07-03 17:35:15] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> FUCK FUCK YES
[2012-07-03 17:35:19] <sagua> blabla44 IS SHOT IN THE STOMACH WITH TWO EYES
[2012-07-03 17:35:22] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> I GET TO PLAY CARDS WITH THE DEVIL
[2012-07-03 17:35:28] <BlaBla44> Ok, cu
[2012-07-03 17:35:32] <--| BlaBla44 has left ##darp

Darvince · « **Reply #823 on:** April 04, 2013, 06:28:07 PM »

this entire thiNG I CAN'T BREATHE

[2012-07-03 17:24:28] <sagua> ##DARP
[2012-07-03 17:24:29] <sagua> HAS
[2012-07-03 17:24:32] <sagua> BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGUN
[2012-07-03 17:24:49] <Mattias_Drake> I DROPPED THE FLAME ;A;
[2012-07-03 17:24:50] * Fiah looks for her cane
[2012-07-03 17:24:56] <sagua> Fiah is an ass-crack old lady
[2012-07-03 17:25:00] =-= sagua has changed the topic to ``Time: 21:00 | Female: Naru (12), Dar (13), Bong (10), Desacabose (11), smjjames (13), Fiah (11) | Male: atomic (14), Bla (18), Dan (17), mudkip (15), mattjeh (17), deoxy (12) | In kloset: everyone | In pain: nobody''
[2012-07-03 17:25:02] <sagua> Oh wait!
[2012-07-03 17:25:05] <Fiah> ok good
[2012-07-03 17:25:08] <Fiah>

[2012-07-03 17:25:13] <sagua> She just got 103 years shaved off!
[2012-07-03 17:25:16] <Fiah> wow
[2012-07-03 17:25:26] <Fiah> yay i am young again
[2012-07-03 17:25:32] <Fiah> can I be french? :3
[2012-07-03 17:25:35] <sagua> no fiah
[2012-07-03 17:25:38] <Fiah> dammit
[2012-07-03 17:25:45] <sagua> everyone speaks norwegian for ease of communication
[2012-07-03 17:25:49] <Fiah> no
[2012-07-03 17:25:50] <Mattias_Drake> I like how your threshold of being old is 11/12
[2012-07-03 17:26:02] <Fiah> we all speak english
[2012-07-03 17:26:05] <sagua> no
[2012-07-03 17:26:08] <sagua> everyone speaks tagalog
[2012-07-03 17:26:12] <Fiah> no
[2012-07-03 17:26:13] <Fiah> english
[2012-07-03 17:26:15] <Fiah> or else
[2012-07-03 17:26:16] <sagua> 4DARP HAS HALTED
[2012-07-03 17:26:27] <sagua> kolok everyone speaks anglicanized japanese then
[2012-07-03 17:26:28] <Mattias_Drake> Everyone speaks in tongues
[2012-07-03 17:26:32] <sagua> YES matty
[2012-07-03 17:26:33] <Fiah> ok
[2012-07-03 17:26:33] <sagua> kol
[2012-07-03 17:26:41] <BlaBla44> Bla says something in Danish about giving Fiah some bank
[2012-07-03 17:26:44] <Mattias_Drake> AjJdjeuHhhshHshdhGxvwgFqta
[2012-07-03 17:26:44] <sagua> 4DARP HAS RESUMED
[2012-07-03 17:26:46] <Fiah> wtf
[2012-07-03 17:26:51] <sagua> 4DARP HAS HALTED
[2012-07-03 17:26:54] <sagua> 4DARP HAS RESUMED
[2012-07-03 17:26:54] <sagua> 4DARP HAS HALTED
[2012-07-03 17:26:55] <sagua> 4DARP HAS RESUMED
[2012-07-03 17:26:56] <Fiah> lol
[2012-07-03 17:26:56] <sagua> 4DARP HAS RESUMED
[2012-07-03 17:26:59] <Fiah> lol
[2012-07-03 17:27:01] <sagua> 4DARP HAS HALTED
[2012-07-03 17:27:02] <sagua> 4DARP HAS RESUMED
[2012-07-03 17:27:11] =-= Narfood is now known as Narafk
[2012-07-03 17:27:11] <Mattias_Drake> You require additional Vespene Gas.
[2012-07-03 17:27:15] <BlaBla44> I examine my surroundings.
[2012-07-03 17:27:23] * Fiah examines the dark closet
[2012-07-03 17:27:33] <sagua> blabla44 sees an smjjames kissing him, about to squeeze his penis
[2012-07-03 17:27:44] <Narafk> wat
[2012-07-03 17:27:44] * Mattias_Drake comes out of the closet for everyone to see
[2012-07-03 17:27:55] * Fiah screams and points at smjjames
[2012-07-03 17:28:09] * Mattias_Drake recoils
[2012-07-03 17:28:09] <sagua> fiah start schwapping at the sight
[2012-07-03 17:28:11] =-= Fiah is now known as Fem_Fiah_FTL
[2012-07-03 17:28:16] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> no sagua
[2012-07-03 17:28:20] <sagua> mattias_drake is SUDDENLY WEARING A WAISTCOAT
[2012-07-03 17:28:27] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> sagua seriously
[2012-07-03 17:28:29] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> this make sno sense
[2012-07-03 17:28:30] <sagua> and nothing else
[2012-07-03 17:28:36] <BlaBla44> I parry the invasion of my vital regions and try to move backwards.
[2012-07-03 17:28:39] <Mattias_Drake> .-.
[2012-07-03 17:28:42] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> .-.
[2012-07-03 17:28:52] <sagua> blabla44 instead moves closer and pisses into smjjames's vagina
[2012-07-03 17:29:02] <BlaBla44> .-.
[2012-07-03 17:29:02] * Fem_Fiah_FTL runs out of the closet and looks for a bathroom to stay in
[2012-07-03 17:29:03] * Narafk spits water
[2012-07-03 17:29:11] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> .-. @ bla
[2012-07-03 17:29:18] <Narafk> Bla I am disappoint
[2012-07-03 17:29:38] * Mattias_Drake goes back in closet and stays
[2012-07-03 17:29:40] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl instead runs into the door as darvince grabs her and has sex
[2012-07-03 17:29:52] <sagua> mattias_drake is SUDDENLY WEARING UNDEES
[2012-07-03 17:29:53] * Fem_Fiah_FTL kicks darvince in the penis and runs\
[2012-07-03 17:29:54] <Narafk> wat
[2012-07-03 17:30:01] <BlaBla44> ...I ask smjjames not to do stuff to me which I haven't agreed to
[2012-07-03 17:30:02] <Narafk> darvince is a girl.
[2012-07-03 17:30:09] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> yeah we still have our penises
[2012-07-03 17:30:14] * Mattias_Drake waits for read of clothes to materialise
[2012-07-03 17:30:16] <Narafk> omk
[2012-07-03 17:30:17] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> they have yet to fall off
[2012-07-03 17:30:19] <Mattias_Drake> Rest*
[2012-07-03 17:30:22] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl RUNS OUT OF THE CLOSET, KICKING DARVINCE IN THE VAGINA
[2012-07-03 17:30:28] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> yay
[2012-07-03 17:30:30] <BlaBla44> I would have done the same.
[2012-07-03 17:30:32] <Narafk> ... rite
[2012-07-03 17:30:34] * Fem_Fiah_FTL looks for a bathroom
[2012-07-03 17:30:39] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl SUDDENLY HAS A BLOUSE
[2012-07-03 17:30:44] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> what
[2012-07-03 17:30:51] <BlaBla44> I go out of the closet.
[2012-07-03 17:30:51] <sagua> yes
[2012-07-03 17:30:55] <sagua> everyone is naked
[2012-07-03 17:31:01] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> oh good I have some clothes
[2012-07-03 17:31:09] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> NOW SAGUA, BLESS ME WITH SOME PANTS
[2012-07-03 17:31:09] <sagua> EVERYONE RUSHES OUT OF THE CLOSET AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS BLABLA44 AND DIES
[2012-07-03 17:31:30] =-= sagua has changed the topic to ``Time: 21:00 | Female: Naru (12), Dar (13), Bong (10), Desacabose (11), smjjames (13), Fiah (11) | Male: atomic (14), Bla (18), Dan (17), mudkip (15), mattjeh (17), deoxy (12) | In kloset: everyone | In pain: nobody | Alive: Bla''
[2012-07-03 17:31:34] <BlaBla44> I hide and spy on all the naked peop--- I mean
[2012-07-03 17:31:38] * Fem_Fiah_FTL re-encarnates because she believes in zombieism
[2012-07-03 17:31:46] <BlaBla44> I walk around and explore the building.
[2012-07-03 17:32:00] <sagua> Fem_fiah_ftl REINCARNATES IN THE CAPITAL OF NICARAGUA IN SOMEONE'S WOMB!
[2012-07-03 17:32:13] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> ewww
[2012-07-03 17:32:17] <Narafk> but
[2012-07-03 17:32:18] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> she is gonna explode
[2012-07-03 17:32:18] <Narafk> but
[2012-07-03 17:32:21] <Narafk> i thought we were in NS
[2012-07-03 17:32:23] * Mattias_Drake lives on as a floating waistcoat
[2012-07-03 17:32:25] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> an 11 year old human
[2012-07-03 17:32:25] =-= sagua has changed the topic to ``Time: 20:56 | Female: Naru (12), Dar (13), Bong (10), Desacabose (11), smjjames (13), Fiah (11) | Male: atomic (14), Bla (18), Dan (17), mudkip (15), mattjeh (17), deoxy (12) | In kloset: everyone | In pain: nobody | Alive: Bla''
[2012-07-03 17:32:27] <sagua> no
[2012-07-03 17:32:31] <sagua> time is going backwards
[2012-07-03 17:32:31] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> in a fucking ladys womb
[2012-07-03 17:32:35] <sagua> no
[2012-07-03 17:32:41] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl you are a tiny fetus
[2012-07-03 17:32:45] <Narafk> sad
[2012-07-03 17:32:46] * Mattias_Drake floats around
[2012-07-03 17:32:46] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> oh shit
[2012-07-03 17:32:51] <sagua> kol
[2012-07-03 17:32:53] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> better than dead ^.^
[2012-07-03 17:32:56] <sagua> mattias_drake IS IN HEAVEN
[2012-07-03 17:32:57] =-= Narafk is now known as Narfood
[2012-07-03 17:33:01] <Narfood> NOODLES I HAVE COME
[2012-07-03 17:33:07] <sagua> mattias_drake sees ron paul BITCHING AT GOD!
[2012-07-03 17:33:16] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> seriously darvince start this over
[2012-07-03 17:33:25] <sagua> kolok
[2012-07-03 17:33:36] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> from the "Fiah is wearing a blouse" piont
[2012-07-03 17:33:38] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> point
[2012-07-03 17:33:45] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> and forget about this death shit
[2012-07-03 17:33:53] <Mattias_Drake> I ask god where if he's got any big plans
[2012-07-03 17:34:05] <sagua> mattias_drake asks god a question
[2012-07-03 17:34:17] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> god this is so boring
[2012-07-03 17:34:22] <Mattias_Drake> Tell him sorry for the agnosticism and blasphemy
[2012-07-03 17:34:23] <sagua> god instead smites mattias_drake, and mattias_drake is NOW IN THE WOMB OF SOMEONE IN LAGOS, NIGERIA!
[2012-07-03 17:34:25] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> we must be alive again
[2012-07-03 17:34:31] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> LOL
[2012-07-03 17:34:31] <Mattias_Drake> Then we share in a brofist
[2012-07-03 17:34:37] =-= sagua has changed the topic to ``Time: 20:51 | Female: Naru (12), Dar (13), Bong (10), Desacabose (11), smjjames (13), Fiah (11) | Male: atomic (14), Bla (18), Dan (17), mudkip (15), mattjeh (17), deoxy (12) | In kloset: everyone | In pain: nobody | Alive: Bla''
[2012-07-03 17:34:51] <sagua> mattias_drake IS ABORTED
[2012-07-03 17:34:54] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> LOL
[2012-07-03 17:35:02] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl IS ABORTED
[2012-07-03 17:35:06] <BlaBla44> I request being shot
[2012-07-03 17:35:06] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> shit
[2012-07-03 17:35:07] <sagua> THEY ARE NOW BOTH IN HELL!
[2012-07-03 17:35:08] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> yes
[2012-07-03 17:35:11] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> HELL
[2012-07-03 17:35:12] * Mattias_Drake lives inside your eyeball.
[2012-07-03 17:35:12] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> FUCK YES]
[2012-07-03 17:35:15] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> FUCK FUCK YES
[2012-07-03 17:35:19] <sagua> blabla44 IS SHOT IN THE STOMACH WITH TWO EYES
[2012-07-03 17:35:22] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> I GET TO PLAY CARDS WITH THE DEVIL
[2012-07-03 17:35:28] <BlaBla44> Ok, cu
[2012-07-03 17:35:32] <--| BlaBla44 has left ##darp
[2012-07-03 17:35:35] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> nooooo
[2012-07-03 17:35:40] * Mattias_Drake finds Asmodeus.
[2012-07-03 17:35:46] =-= sagua has changed the topic to ``Time: 20:51 | Female: Naru (12), Dar (13), Bong (10), Desacabose (11), smjjames (13), Fiah (11) | Male: atomic (14), Bla (18), Dan (17), mudkip (15), mattjeh (17), deoxy (12) | In kloset: everyone | In pain: nobody | Alive: no one ANYWHERE''
[2012-07-03 17:35:59] <sagua> mattias_drake attempts to find asmodeus, BUT INSTEAD GETS KILLED BY SATAN!
[2012-07-03 17:36:06] <sagua> mattias_drake is NOW IN PURGATORY
[2012-07-03 17:36:08] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> GUYS LETS START OVER
[2012-07-03 17:36:10] <Mattias_Drake> Fuckijg Satan.
[2012-07-03 17:36:36] <sagua> kolok
[2012-07-03 17:36:41] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl STARTS OVER
[2012-07-03 17:36:50] * Mattias_Drake asks the nearest person where Midgard is.
[2012-07-03 17:36:51] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl IS NOW ALONE IN A 1*1*1 INCH CABINET
[2012-07-03 17:37:11] <sagua> mattias_drake IS INSTEAD SMITED BY GOD AND IS ABORTED AND IS NOW IN HELL!
[2012-07-03 17:37:24] <Mattias_Drake> Oh you again.
[2012-07-03 17:37:28] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> sagua restart this shi
[2012-07-03 17:37:29] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> shit
[2012-07-03 17:37:32] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> wtf
[2012-07-03 17:37:34] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> this is shit
[2012-07-03 17:37:35] <sagua> kolok
[2012-07-03 17:37:42] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> sagua
[2012-07-03 17:37:45] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> I demand we start over
[2012-07-03 17:37:47] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl opens the cabinet AND SUDDENLY GROWS 188 TIMES
[2012-07-03 17:37:49] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> back in the closet
[2012-07-03 17:38:00] <sagua> mattias_drake TALKS TO SATAN
[2012-07-03 17:38:09] <sagua> SATAN KILLS EVERYONE IN NEW DARVINCIA
[2012-07-03 17:38:17] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> ugh
[2012-07-03 17:38:34] <sagua> ETHANTHOVA DISSAPATES!
[2012-07-03 17:38:46] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> ugh why am I still here
[2012-07-03 17:38:51] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> lets start over guys
[2012-07-03 17:38:54] <Mattias_Drake> NOOOOOOOO
[2012-07-03 17:39:02] <Mattias_Drake> NOT ETHANTHIVA
[2012-07-03 17:39:05] <sagua> kolok
[2012-07-03 17:39:10] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> YEAH IF WE START OVER ETHANTHOVA DOESNT HAVE TO DISSAPATE
[2012-07-03 17:39:15] <sagua> EVERYONE IS SUDDENLY IN THE CLOSET AND EVERYTHING IS FIXED
[2012-07-03 17:39:18] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> YOU CAN CHANGE HISTORY MY GOOD MATTY
[2012-07-03 17:39:22] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> oh good
[2012-07-03 17:39:24] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> now
[2012-07-03 17:39:24] <Mattias_Drake> but yeah this has just gon somewhere
[2012-07-03 17:39:25] <sagua> THE WORLD IS NOW IN THE CLOSET AND IT IS EXTREMELY CROWDED
[2012-07-03 17:39:32] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> ...
[2012-07-03 17:39:35] <sagua> EVERYONE IS WEARING A SUIT
[2012-07-03 17:39:40] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> NO
[2012-07-03 17:39:47] <sagua> kolok
[2012-07-03 17:39:51] <sagua> EVERYONE IS WEARING A TUX
[2012-07-03 17:39:54] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> THIS GAME IS A PIECE OF SHIT!
[2012-07-03 17:39:57] <Mattias_Drake> Retrieve arms
[2012-07-03 17:40:01] <sagua> kol matty
[2012-07-03 17:40:03] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> why dont we do it like we should
[2012-07-03 17:40:07] <sagua> kolok
[2012-07-03 17:40:13] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> like just us in a closet
[2012-07-03 17:40:17] <sagua> 4DARP DIED
[2012-07-03 17:40:20] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> in montana
[2012-07-03 17:40:25] <sagua> kolok fem_fiah_ftl
[2012-07-03 17:40:29] <sagua> it is now in nationstates
[2012-07-03 17:40:34] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> okay
[2012-07-03 17:40:36] <sagua> montana has been ISOT'd to nationstates
[2012-07-03 17:40:40] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> okay
[2012-07-03 17:40:41] <sagua> we are in the closet
[2012-07-03 17:40:43] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> sounds fun
[2012-07-03 17:40:45] <sagua> everyone is wearing nothing
[2012-07-03 17:40:46] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> where is montana
[2012-07-03 17:40:50] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> off the coast of Aeridani?
[2012-07-03 17:40:55] * Mattias_Drake Looks out of parliament window.
[2012-07-03 17:41:00] <sagua> montana is between pacifica dani and bielosia
[2012-07-03 17:41:05] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> cool
[2012-07-03 17:41:13] <sagua> mattias_drake looks out of parliament window to find out that THERE IS NO WINDOW
[2012-07-03 17:41:19] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> wtf
[2012-07-03 17:41:28] * Mattias_Drake looks at parliament wall
[2012-07-03 17:41:28] <sagua> BECAUSE HE IS IN A KLOSET
[2012-07-03 17:41:41] * Mattias_Drake looks at closet wall
[2012-07-03 17:41:53] * Fem_Fiah_FTL stares at mattys dick
[2012-07-03 17:41:58] <sagua> wtf
[2012-07-03 17:42:00] <sagua> everyone is naked
[2012-07-03 17:42:04] <sagua> you are also one year old
[2012-07-03 17:42:07] =-= Fem_Fiah_FTL is now known as Samantha_Deadham
[2012-07-03 17:42:09] <sagua> everyone is 1 year old
[2012-07-03 17:42:11] <Samantha_Deadham> wtf sagua
[2012-07-03 17:42:13] <Samantha_Deadham> no
[2012-07-03 17:42:17] <Mattias_Drake> What the balls.
[2012-07-03 17:42:24] <sagua> lol
[2012-07-03 17:42:29] <Samantha_Deadham> seriously
[2012-07-03 17:42:34] <Samantha_Deadham> HOW ABOUT
[2012-07-03 17:42:35] <sagua> everyone is 366 days old and married
[2012-07-03 17:42:36] <Samantha_Deadham> WE ROLEPLAY
[2012-07-03 17:42:48] <Samantha_Deadham> ABOUT WHO CLAIMS MONTANA
[2012-07-03 17:42:59] <Samantha_Deadham> AND A GREAT WAR BETWEEN AERIDANI AND BIELOSIA FOR IT
[2012-07-03 17:43:15] <sagua> kolok
[2012-07-03 17:43:18] <Samantha_Deadham> ok
[2012-07-03 17:43:19] <sagua> everyone is in the closet
[2012-07-03 17:43:25] <sagua> everyone is wearing nothing
[2012-07-03 17:43:31] <Samantha_Deadham> sounds fun UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU~
[2012-07-03 17:43:34] <sagua> everyone's ages are what is listed in the 5topic
[2012-07-03 17:43:41] * Samantha_Deadham stares at mattys dick
[2012-07-03 17:43:45] <sagua> wtf
[2012-07-03 17:43:56] <Mattias_Drake> But wai are we nuddies
[2012-07-03 17:44:06] <sagua> samantha_deadham attempts to stare at matty's dick, but there is too much darkness
[2012-07-03 17:44:15] <sagua> mattias_drake yu are nude because yu have been teleported
[2012-07-03 17:44:16] * Samantha_Deadham touches mattys dick
[2012-07-03 17:44:17] <sagua> and only yu
[2012-07-03 17:44:34] <sagua> samantha_deadham instead touches ATOMIC'S DICK
[2012-07-03 17:44:39] <Samantha_Deadham> cool
[2012-07-03 17:44:46] * Samantha_Deadham strokes atomics dick
[2012-07-03 17:44:49] * Mattias_Drake flails arms
[2012-07-03 17:44:58] <sagua> mattias_drake has no arms
[2012-07-03 17:45:06] <sagua> inb4 "Retrieve arms"
[2012-07-03 17:45:08] <Samantha_Deadham> LAWL
[2012-07-03 17:45:20] <Mattias_Drake> YOU SET THIS UP
[2012-07-03 17:45:31] <Mattias_Drake> I see your plan
[2012-07-03 17:45:34] <Samantha_Deadham> i cant stop laughing
[2012-07-03 17:46:00] <Mattias_Drake> Kol
[2012-07-03 17:46:13] * Samantha_Deadham strokes atomics dick
[2012-07-03 17:46:16] =-= Samantha_Deadham is now known as Fiah
[2012-07-03 17:46:27] =-= Fiah is now known as Fih
[2012-07-03 17:46:29] =-= Fih is now known as Fiha
[2012-07-03 17:46:43] <Fiha> sagua...?
[2012-07-03 17:46:53] <sagua> fiha looks out the window suddenly
[2012-07-03 17:46:59] <Fiha> wa
[2012-07-03 17:47:02] <Mattias_Drake> What window?
[2012-07-03 17:47:03] <Fiha> we are in closet
[2012-07-03 17:47:08] <sagua> JUST THEN, THIS http://i.imgur.com/regcu.jpg APPEARED
[2012-07-03 17:47:18] <Fiha> wtf
[2012-07-03 17:47:25] <Mattias_Drake> Wut is
[2012-07-03 17:47:38] <sagua> kol matty
[2012-07-03 17:47:47] <Fiha> I attempt to get out of the closet
[2012-07-03 17:47:53] <Mattias_Drake> Can't look, on phone
[2012-07-03 17:48:05] <sagua> THEN, http://i.imgur.com/regcu.jpg DISSAPEARS AND SO DOES THE WINDOW
[2012-07-03 17:48:10] <sagua> IT IS COMPLETELY DARK AGAIN
[2012-07-03 17:48:27] * Fiha already located the door anyways and is now attempting to open it
[2012-07-03 17:48:41] <Mattias_Drake> CHECK PESTERCHUM
[2012-07-03 17:48:44] <sagua> fiha attempts to open the door, BUT THE DOOR MORPHS INTO A WALL!
[2012-07-03 17:48:48] <sagua> KOL matty
[2012-07-03 17:48:56] * Fiha screams
[2012-07-03 17:49:20] <sagua> mattias_drake attempts to check pesterchum, but finds NOTHING other than homestuck fanart
[2012-07-03 17:49:44] <sagua> fiha screams, and the other door turns into a wall.
[2012-07-03 17:49:53] * Fiha screams again
[2012-07-03 17:50:05] <sagua> fiha screams, and her penis falls off!
[2012-07-03 17:50:25] * Fiha screams yet again
[2012-07-03 17:50:33] * Mattias_Drake sobs
[2012-07-03 17:50:35] <sagua> fiha screams, and darp begins again!
[2012-07-03 17:50:54] <sagua> mattias_drake attempts to sob, but darp begins again!
[2012-07-03 17:51:00] =-= sagua has changed the topic to ``Time: 20:46 | Female: Naru (12), Dar (13), Bong (10), Desacabose (11), smjjames (13), Fiah (11) | Male: atomic (14), Bla (18), Dan (17), mudkip (15), mattjeh (17), deoxy (12) | In kloset: everyone | In pain: nobody | Alive: no one ANYWHERE''
[2012-07-03 17:51:06] <Fiha> brb
[2012-07-03 17:51:09] <Mattias_Drake> For the 3726485th time

Darvince · « **Reply #824 on:** April 04, 2013, 09:38:50 PM »

[2012-02-07 21:36:46] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:36:49] <Darvince> i'm a server
[2012-02-07 21:37:02] <Darvince> would you like to look at my cool home page?
[2012-02-07 21:37:21] <atomic7732> nope
[2012-02-07 21:37:24] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:37:25] <atomic7732> servers don't have home pages
[2012-02-07 21:37:27] <Darvince> i'm a server
[2012-02-07 21:37:29] <atomic7732> go dies in a hole
[2012-02-07 21:37:32] <atomic7732> *die
[2012-02-07 21:37:43] <Darvince> would you like to look at a home page i have?
[2012-02-07 21:37:52] <atomic7732> if 1 = 1 => then die
[2012-02-07 21:38:03] * atomic7732 executes code
[2012-02-07 21:38:04] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:38:05] <Darvince> i'm a server
[2012-02-07 21:38:06] <Darvince> would you like to look at a home page i have?
[2012-02-07 21:38:16] <atomic7732> if 1 = 1 => then die()
[2012-02-07 21:38:21] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:38:22] <Darvince> i'm a server
[2012-02-07 21:38:23] <Darvince> would you like to look at a home page i have?
[2012-02-07 21:38:49] <atomic7732> if 1 = 1 => then output = "hi, i'm a server, please insert disk"
[2012-02-07 21:38:58] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:39:00] <Darvince> i'm a server
[2012-02-07 21:39:03] <Darvince> please insert disk
[2012-02-07 21:39:32] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:39:33] <Darvince> i'm a server
[2012-02-07 21:39:34] <Darvince> please insert disk
[2012-02-07 21:39:39] <atomic7732> if 1 = 1 => then do.makefile("sfkasjfkdsj")
[2012-02-07 21:39:52] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:40:08] <Darvince> sfkasjfkdsj created
[2012-02-07 21:40:17] <atomic7732> if 1 = 1 => then do.read(http://i44.tinypic.com/ad0z92.jpg)
[2012-02-07 21:41:45] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:42:01] <Darvince> http://i44.tinypic.com/ad0z92.jpg read
[2012-02-07 21:43:31] <atomic7732> Read it and Freak
[2012-02-07 21:44:00] <atomic7732> I didn't feel like putting it in vaguely realistic code that I don't know, interpret it as you will
[2012-02-07 21:44:30] <Darvince> command Read it and Freak unknown.
[2012-02-07 21:44:36] <Darvince> command I unknown
[2012-02-07 21:45:00] =-= YOU are now known as a_server
[2012-02-07 21:45:18] <atomic7732> do.read(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/037/9/7/squeezin___it_wrong_by_mickeymonster-d4oenmk.png)
[2012-02-07 21:46:07] <a_server> hi
[2012-02-07 21:46:15] <a_server> http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/037/9/7/squeezin___it_wrong_by_mickeymonster-d4oenmk.png read
[2012-02-07 21:46:27] <a_server> ttt showers
[2012-02-07 21:47:49] <atomic7732> servers take showers?
[2012-02-07 21:48:03] <a_server> yes

blotz · « **Reply #825 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:24:29 AM »

Darvince · « **Reply #826 on:** April 07, 2013, 12:24:16 PM »

no there was more before that

matty406 · « **Reply #827 on:** April 11, 2013, 04:42:56 PM »

[00:37] <matty406> Ubox 3 should have a reference scene called 'Juptur Five Plant'
[00:38] <+Dar|afk> http://i.imgur.com/3NcnuUZ.gif
[00:38] <+Dar|afk> KOL MATTY
[00:38] <matty406> Boris Johnson tho
[00:38] <+Dar|afk> yes have a short opening video in it and there's this room where people look like they're concentrating hard then someone calmly says "Juptur five plant" and the scene goes to the next one
[00:39] <Tuto> lol
[00:39] <matty406> kolyes
[00:39] <matty406> A room full of scientists
[00:40] <matty406> They're crowded around a computer screen with pictures of jupiter on it
[00:40] <+Dar|afk> LOL

Darvince · « **Reply #828 on:** April 16, 2013, 05:13:17 PM »

by our

blotz · « **Reply #829 on:** April 17, 2013, 06:54:59 PM »

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[21:52]   Deoxy99   You're joking right?
[21:52]   blotz   hi deoxy99
[21:53]   Deoxy99   There are 13 people here!
[21:53]   blotz   i saw you on youtube!
[21:53]   blotz   yeah
[21:53]   blotz   we've got new people
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[21:53]   blotz   isaac, tuto, themoocows yqt
[21:53]   blotz   not sure if you knew yqt
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[21:53]   kalahwk   hory shirt
[21:53]   kalahwk   a deoxy
[21:53]   TheMooCows   what
[21:53]   Darvince   holy kilt
[21:53]   Tuto   Hey Deoxy99
[21:53]   Deoxy99   Hello
[21:54]   Yqt1001   holy shit
[21:54]   blotz   HOLYSHIT yqt said holyshit
[21:54]   Yqt1001   this performance for this song <3

Darvince · « **Reply #830 on:** April 25, 2013, 05:04:08 PM »

[17:01]	Darvince	i ship me with nue so much i've once shipped his underpants and they got left in barcelona
[17:02]	Kalassak	hopefully they start a catalan revolution

blotz · « **Reply #831 on:** April 25, 2013, 06:43:26 PM »

[21:41]   Darvince   aeridani if you came to my house and i knew you were fiah and n-
[21:41]   Darvince   GUFKING DAMNIT
[21:42]   blotz   no really darvince
[21:42]   blotz   finish it
[21:42]   Darvince   ok
[21:42]   blotz   aeridani if you came to my house and i knew you were fiah and n
[21:42]   Darvince   aeridani if you came to my house and i knew you were fiah and not some random person i would have no personal bubble to you

Darvince · « **Reply #832 on:** April 28, 2013, 03:23:50 PM »

<+madeira> i like how this descended from deoxy shouting republican propaganda to me claiming deoxy is the pope and bong having a usf orgy

blotz · « **Reply #833 on:** April 28, 2013, 03:24:36 PM »

you safq'd yourself
gj

blotz · « **Reply #834 on:** May 04, 2013, 08:05:59 AM »

uhh

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blotz · « **Reply #835 on:** May 07, 2013, 01:53:06 PM »

[16:44] blotz Banned Users: 1 (dun dun dun)

[16:44] Tuto Who's dundundun?

Darvince · « **Reply #836 on:** May 19, 2013, 07:09:14 PM »

[2013-05-19 18:50:23] <Skindergarden> how does a computer tell person A from B?
[2013-05-19 18:50:30] <Skindergarden> social security numbers!
[2013-05-19 18:50:36] <Skindergarden> quick give all airports medicare
[2013-05-19 18:50:38] <FirenzeHouse> so airports need social security
[2013-05-19 18:50:43] <FirenzeHouse> OBAMACARE FOR AIRPORTS
[2013-05-19 18:50:47] <FirenzeHouse> THANKS RON PAUL
[2013-05-19 18:50:51] <Skindergarden> YESSSS
[2013-05-19 18:51:04] <FirenzeHouse> EQUAL OPPORTUNITY
[2013-05-19 18:51:20] <Darvince> every airport deserves a chance
[2013-05-19 18:51:38] <FirenzeHouse> even that dirt field in the middle of Kentucky
[2013-05-19 18:52:01] <Skindergarden> maybe jesus spawned north korea to troll us just like we're giving airports obamacare
[2013-05-19 18:52:34] <kalahwk> thanks obama
[2013-05-19 18:53:17] <kalahwk> now we taxpayers have to pay off the airports when they are sick too

Darvince · « **Reply #837 on:** May 19, 2013, 07:10:06 PM »

[2013-05-19 18:55:28] <Skindergarden> WHY DID THE FUCKING CHICKEN FUCK THE ROAD?
[2013-05-19 18:55:55] <Darvince> BECAUSE IT HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS GETTING HOME
[2013-05-19 18:57:35] <kalahwk> fucking roads
[2013-05-19 18:57:40] <kalahwk> gosh

Darvince · « **Reply #838 on:** May 26, 2013, 06:14:38 PM »

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wtf so many

blotz · « **Reply #839 on:** May 28, 2013, 05:36:38 PM »

[20:36] <+Fiah> my mom told me not to trust canadians