Strange and/or funny quotes thread

[Darvince]

[2012-10-05 20:31:27] <Darvince> if you were kip i would leave a note at your door saying "please unlock ctam and ctam with me"
[2012-10-05 20:31:42] <Kalassak> i would
[2012-10-05 20:31:45] <Kalassak> take your dna
[2012-10-05 20:31:49] <Kalassak> and grow a clone
[2012-10-05 20:31:50] <Darvince> kol
[2012-10-05 20:32:15] <Darvince> teach the clone the CTAM religion from an early age

[atomic7732]

no!!!!

that's not the purpose of the cloning!!!

[matty406]

[23:36] <+Darvince> that moment when you realize you are gay

[matty406]

[17:49] <Darvince> do photons ever stop existing
[17:50] <+matty406> Yes, they become photoffs
[17:50] <Darvince> no seriously

I thought it was a cracker that one

[Naru523]

[21:46] <plamowl> aren't you technically using auspikitan as a proxy to do all the dirty work for you?
[21:47] <+Kalassak> no because they don't rape himalia
[21:47] <+rodvenio> oooh got em
[21:47] <plamowl> leave me out of this!!!!

[tuto99]

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[00:02] <plamowl> the timbaltic expansion of your neuronic cells within the octobrel cortex of your brain are probably throbbing right now
[00:02] <+Darvince> for example, take how usforum speaks compared to the rest of the internet
[00:02] <plamowl> we speak like mentally disabled children
[00:02] <+Darvince> if we became isolated from the internet, we would evolve an alternate, non-english language over time
[00:02] <plamowl> we should try thst
[00:02] <plamowl> that*
[00:03] <+Darvince> if we decided that using "isolatted" was better than isolated
[00:03] <+Darvince> and we slowly changed more words like that
[00:03] <plamowl> isolarted
[00:03] <+Darvince> we would have a non-english, non-constructed language
[00:03] <Tuto> No Plamowl the neurodioxyphemic protein carriers of my magstolibia is inflamed right now
[00:03] <Tuto> are*
[00:03] <+Darvince> uhh
[00:04] <+Darvince> what the penis
[00:04] <Tuto> Hi
[00:04] <plamowl> tuto are you sure, iirc neurodioxyphemic protein carriers are made of neuronium which means they cannot be inflamed by the Barnes Principle.
[00:04] <Tuto> No no no your theorem is flawed
[00:04] <Tuto> You see
[00:04] <+Darvince> are you two organic chemists suddenly
[00:04] <plamowl> but it's a college paper from 1992!
[00:04] <plamowl> from the soviet union!
[00:04] <plamowl> republished from 1928 without changing a word'
[00:04] <plamowl> and then translated to english!
[00:05] <+Darvince> >1992
[00:05] <Tuto> The neurodioxyphemic protein carriers contain a certain chain of proteins that help stabilize magstolibia
[00:05] <+Darvince> >from soviet union
[00:05] <+Darvince> seems legit
[00:06] <Tuto> These chains, called Triphilopses, control the output of electrical signals sent from the protein carriers
[00:06] <plamowl> tuto no that's not what i am arguing. if magstolibia suddenly changed the libido of neurodioxyphemic protien carriers (which is inversley proportionate to inflamation thanks to Barnes' law) it would work however magstolibia is a disproved theory suggested by octavio mistrk in 2009
[00:06] <Tuto> Your sophisticated vocabulary just caused an imbalance of controlled output of my neurodioxypemic protein carriers
[00:07] <+Darvince> what is happening here
[00:07] <Tuto> Libido? That has nothing related to anything about what were talking about
[00:07] <plamowl> but the neurodioxypemic protien carriers only repond to cognitive function from the smell processing part of my brain
[00:07] <Tuto> Darvince we are trying to sound like smart poopheads
[00:07] <plamowl> so obviously unless you smell my vocabulary
[00:07] <plamowl> you can't stimulate them
[00:07] <plamowl> unless you have smellographsis
[00:07] <+Darvince> yes i will smell your vocabulary
[00:08] <plamowl> however only 2% of the population (89% of them han chinese) have the rare medical condition
[00:08] <plamowl> so i doubt you have that
[00:08] <Tuto> But your vocabulary doesn't produce the pheromones needed for me to sense them, because you're Asian. Checkmate bitch.
[00:08] <+Darvince> you mean nasalographsis
[00:09] <Tuto> Huehuehue I am fucking done with this bullcrap now
[00:09] <Tuto> MY MIND IS ACHING
[00:09] * Tuto explodes
[00:09] <plamowl> "checkmate bitch" is considered a linguoistic repheredemic which means it is technically invalid for the syntocontext of your phrase.
[00:09] <plamowl> the more you know
[00:10] <Tuto> Your argument is invalid because cheese
[00:10] <plamowl> sorry
[00:10] <plamowl> yes i forgot to take cheese into account
[00:10] <plamowl> it renders my entire arguement invalid
[00:10] <Tuto> lol
[00:10] <plamowl> thanks obama

[vh]

this would go in r/wtf if i was on reddit

<Thomas13542>mfw yqt is white
<Darvince>he's canadian and ontarian what did you expect
<Thomas13542>i thought he was brown
<Thomas13542>his name sounded liek that

[blotz]

[17:58] <Tuto> I saw the dick and everything

[blotz]

[17:59] <Tuto> It was awesome
[18:00] <Tuto> It was a crescent
[18:00] <Tuto> and beige
[18:00] <Tuto> and big

[tuto99]

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[20:57] <Tuto> Matty have you ever seen Venus?
[20:57] <+blotz> yuo missed a chatlog
[20:57] <+matty406> No clouds and no moon
[20:57] <+matty406> I have observed venus with my eyes
[20:58] <Tuto> Oh but I mean with an instrument
[20:58] <+matty406> nope
[20:58] <Tuto> :OOOO
[20:58] <+matty406> I really want a telescope
[20:58] <Tuto> It's fricking awesome
[20:58] == blotz has changed nick to ejaiefjiae
[20:58] <+ejaiefjiae> hi
[20:58] <+matty406> Especially for the winter monts
[20:58] <+matty406> months*
[20:58] <Tuto> I saw the dick and everything
[20:58] <Tuto> disk*

[blotz]

[18:16] <Tuto> my ass is burning

[Darvince]

it is mandatory for all future phinehas quotes to go in here, fake phinehas or real phinehas

[2013-10-25 09:50:10] -->| phinehas (c7b87d01@gateway/web/freenode/ip.199.184.125.1) has joined ##universesandbox
[2013-10-25 09:50:14] <phinehas> Hello.
[2013-10-25 09:50:47] <phinehas> I guess nobody is here.
[2013-10-25 09:51:25] <phinehas> I really wanted to talk to SuperNova and Andreas, I'm glad they're on the same side as I.
[2013-10-25 09:51:43] <phinehas> matty|df do you perhaps know their whereabouts?
[2013-10-25 09:51:53] <phinehas> Or you pywx?
[2013-10-25 09:52:16] <matty|df> i didn't even know supernova was still on the forum
[2013-10-25 09:54:21] <phinehas> O.K.
[2013-10-25 09:54:39] <phinehas> Tell FiahOwl and Darvince that I want a word with them as well.
[2013-10-25 09:54:44] <phinehas> I'm out.
[2013-10-25 09:54:48] |<-- phinehas has left freenode (Client Quit)

[FiahOwl]

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[Darvince]

[2013-11-30 15:59:10] <matty406> our pancreas is a loving pancreas

[vh]

I went to Catholic school, and I honestly thought there were just two religions-- the Catholics, and the Publics. If you were a Public, you went to public school. Obviously.

[matty406]

[19:04] <+Darvince> do not of bitch

[atomic7732]

<sagua> he's not trans
<sagua> just fabulous

[blotz]

[17:34] <+matty406> Oh I read a tweet mentioning that
gonna use this later

[blotz]

Your not melting into the community at all. People who get along well with the community are people like Darvince who only post helpful things

[atomic7732]

<Tuto> I'm talking about nipples and you are talking about owning atoms

[Bla]

kalassak is a pony -Darvince
I told him, I am nawt blapiz. -Bla
dis person doesh nawt liek to be cawl'd nuenue -kip

And if this product doesn't satisfy you, return it for free with our money-back guarantee!

[Xriqxa]

yeah theres definetly no beta 7 unless a problem occurs and the game is extended to a later date. which i hope wont happen!

Correct. No beta 7.

And I'm not going to sleep until version 2 is out.

Dan, how much coffee do you drink?   

[vh]

<matty|se>oh yiss i love this
<matty|se>500 rebolg an i sen this 2 my senpai
<matty|se>We're senpals

[Bla]

Dan, how much coffee do you drink?   

The Steam version used to be called version 2, until the new alpha version got started, so he hasn't been awake since 2010 working on alpha 2, kol.

[atomic7732]

matty|se> this rain makes me moist
<matty|se> wait

[Darvince]

[2014-06-20 05:45:43] <matty406> like can I just name a planet and everything on it 'dicks'
[2014-06-20 05:45:48] <Darvince> inb4 everything is named dickbutt
[2014-06-20 05:45:59] <matty406> NEW LIFEFORM
[2014-06-20 05:46:01] <matty406> DICKBUTT
[2014-06-20 05:46:08] <Darvince> my sides
[2014-06-20 05:46:10] <matty406> NOW LANDING ON
[2014-06-20 05:46:11] <matty406> DICKBUTT
[2014-06-20 05:46:20] <matty406> LOCATION DISCOVERED
[2014-06-20 05:46:24] <matty406> DICKBUTT CAVERNS

[Bla]

I'm really happy with the direction collisions are headed in Universe Sandbox ²... I hope everyone else is too.

as long as they're not heading towards earth, i'm happy

Collisions with Earth are the cornerstone of our testing.

[matty406]

[23:50] <+Kalassak> oh no do not strange and funny quotes me

[gabriel.dac]

I'm really happy with the direction collisions are headed in Universe Sandbox ²... I hope everyone else is too.

as long as they're not heading towards earth, i'm happy

Collisions with Earth are the cornerstone of our testing.

Dan is usually a serious guy but sometimes he can be funny

[atomic7732]

<TheMooCows> bla do you call it soccer or football?
<BlaBla44> Fodbold
<TheMooCows> or that