Author Topic: Strange and/or funny quotes thread (Read 433128 times)

Bla · « **Reply #150 on:** December 20, 2011, 04:15:01 PM »

Quote from: Bla

It is!

Darvince · « **Reply #151 on:** December 20, 2011, 08:30:44 PM »

<SandRepublic> because apparently some fifth graders thought howoh

Darvince · « **Reply #152 on:** December 20, 2011, 09:54:46 PM »

Hamster's stupidity outside of the world of literacy amazes me.

Hamster: I need to know the melting point of water in Celsius!
Me: It's the same as the freezing point.
Hamster: But it might not be! Things don't always freeze at the same point they melt!
Me: Things always freeze at the same point they melt.
Hamster: No they don't!
Me: Well what kind of water is it?
Hamster: I don't know! He just put 'water'!
Me: Then it could be anywhere from -2 Celsius to 1 Celsius.
*legolas image pops up on her screensaver*
Hamster: WHAT?! Legolas, he is confusing me!
Me: Say you have some water. Then you freeze that water at 0C, and then you melt the water again at 0C.
Hamster: But that's not necessarily true!
Me: The melting point of water is the same as its freezing point.
Hamster: I'm putting a question mark for that question!
Me: It's zero Celsius.
Hamster: Okay, then I'll put 'freezing point' after it.
Me: It's just zero Celsius!
Hamster: Fine, I'll put zero Celsius for the answer. *seems irritated*

vh · « **Reply #153 on:** December 20, 2011, 10:01:45 PM »

actually

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agar

melting point is not necessarily the same as freezing point in many substances

atomic7732 · « **Reply #154 on:** December 20, 2011, 10:06:48 PM »

wierd gelatinous/waxy substances probably not. I'm pretty sure in most though...

vh · « **Reply #155 on:** December 20, 2011, 10:11:36 PM »

ze key word here is "always"

"Hamster: But it might not be! Things don't always freeze at the same point they melt!
Me: Things always freeze at the same point they melt."

kol

deoxy99 · « **Reply #156 on:** December 20, 2011, 10:21:55 PM »

Well, yes, some substances don't freeze at the same point they melt, but with water, it always freezes at the same point they melt.

smjjames · « **Reply #157 on:** December 20, 2011, 10:41:12 PM »

Who the heck is hamster? And where are you getting that chatlog from Darv?

vh · « **Reply #158 on:** December 20, 2011, 10:42:40 PM »

darvince's sister.

Naru523 · « **Reply #159 on:** December 20, 2011, 10:43:11 PM »

Quote from: smjjames on December 20, 2011, 10:41:12 PM

Who the heck is hamster? And where are you getting that chatlog from Darv?

Hamster is Darvince's sister and it's not a chatlog, just their conversation.

smjjames · « **Reply #160 on:** December 21, 2011, 12:22:47 AM »

Lol, how old is she, 8? No offense meant to your sister though darvince.

vh · « **Reply #161 on:** December 25, 2011, 06:33:41 PM »

"how you you increase research"-bong
About ae

Naru523 · « **Reply #162 on:** December 30, 2011, 02:36:33 AM »

"atomic7732: darv. I don't think you should be telling... I was going to say us... me that.
Seriously, shut the fuck up, and keep your stuff to yourself"

I laughed at this.
I'm a terrible person.

vh · « **Reply #163 on:** December 30, 2011, 06:34:12 AM »

[22:02] <+Darv|eating> I'd die with a mudkip
[22:02] <+Darv|eating> I could be tortured

Darvince · « **Reply #164 on:** December 30, 2011, 12:20:55 PM »

So what?
Last night is marked on my five most stupid things I've ever done anyway.

vh · « **Reply #165 on:** December 30, 2011, 01:06:10 PM »

Quote from: Darvince on December 30, 2011, 12:20:55 PM

So what?
Last night is marked on my five most stupid things I've ever done anyway.

vh · « **Reply #166 on:** January 05, 2012, 02:46:25 PM »

Quote from: atomic7732 on January 05, 2012, 02:40:47 PM

mudkipz was a corrupt dictator

atomic7732 · « **Reply #167 on:** January 05, 2012, 05:10:18 PM »

skirtisan ....i'll eat u

vh · « **Reply #168 on:** January 05, 2012, 06:13:38 PM »

ShoeUnited · « **Reply #169 on:** January 05, 2012, 08:14:44 PM »

Well, with pure water, the melting point is always 0C. But the freezing point varies with pressure. You can get pure water to stay liquid down to -42C. Generally, the accepted answer is 0C of course. But technically, the freezing point depends on pressure and the presence of nucleators.

vh · « **Reply #170 on:** January 05, 2012, 08:52:01 PM »

so i herd ur a pure water.

vh · « **Reply #171 on:** January 05, 2012, 10:02:51 PM »

[23:59] <+Ivan_Braginski> you already bought me

FiahOwl · « **Reply #172 on:** January 05, 2012, 11:14:29 PM »

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vh · « **Reply #173 on:** January 06, 2012, 07:55:50 PM »

[21:51] <+NarDarFarEvar> I still love you dardar

vh · « **Reply #174 on:** January 06, 2012, 08:31:31 PM »

[22:29] <+NarDar> ... darv can I marry you.

Naru523 · « **Reply #175 on:** January 06, 2012, 09:34:40 PM »

"Hey, tell me, pretty rose! Should I pluck your petals and crush them in my hand? Your selfish thorns wounding me. That's the only pain I need to feel good."

"Do you want to drown in red tears from those despiseful eyes?"

"Hey listen! Cute doll who's so distant and says nothing with ornate eyes and and ornate mouth. Deny me and I won't forgive you!"

vh · « **Reply #176 on:** January 07, 2012, 01:04:26 PM »

[15:03] * NarDar was slain a thousand times
[15:03] <skirtisan> lolwu
[15:03] * atomic7732 slays NarDar 1000 times

time machine

Has been invented.

vh · « **Reply #177 on:** January 07, 2012, 01:08:02 PM »

Quote from: FiahOwl on May 21, 2011, 10:07:40 AM

Thanks for your help!!!--Darvince you are like the god of this forum

loldarvincebecomesagod.png

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vh · « **Reply #179 on:** January 07, 2012, 02:50:24 PM »

so i herd u liek to spaz a cookie