Strange and/or funny quotes thread

[matty406]

judging by "piefce" they don't seem that much bothered by spelling anyway

[Xriqxa]

At least the first part is right: THAT IMAGE IS GORGEOUS

It was an offensive smell

*looks at e-whore post* "My cat get's nippy at times. But I love him all the same". Yeah, I'm sure that's not the only thing in this picture that get's nippy at times. Just look at how the boobs are eclipsing into the image...

[Darvince]

what if boobs were the size of moons

[Lord DC]

we'd all be dead

[Lord DC]

☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I as playing gta online with floofy the other day
Oinkaroo: "playing"
Oinkaroo: "GTA v"
Oinkaroo: Oh God
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: we went into the apartment and... you know what happened
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: lol
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: that sounds wrong dont it
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: BY THAT I MEANT WE GOT DRUNK AND... UMMM DROVE HELICOPTERS ONTO PLANES
Oinkaroo: okay

[Xriqxa]

Hot animal mating crazy videos - funny video 2014 Part5
by Funny Video

>Claims everyone is an idiot when proved wrong
>Has a G3 MLP profile pic and name

My face when

[Xriqxa]

A stool is like a stool: You can sit for hours and hours but it just won't budge.

[Darvince]

* vh throws 50 ton aerogel at kalassafk
* kalassafk throws 60 ton aerogel at vh
* mitt_rmoney throws 180 tons of crude oil at both of you.
<mitt_rmoney> You need to experience this oil's full effect to see how it will boost the economy.

[vh]

<Darvince>he waz talking about how you're a person from the second you become a zygote but of saying "baby"
<Jorster>mpw
<Darvince>i love my little zygote <3
<Jorster>abortions are tasty
<Kalassak>aw zygote
<Stowaway>My Little Zygote
<Stowaway>I used to wonder what stem cells could be
<osmotischen>well they could grow up to be scientists
<osmotischen>engineers
<Darvince>basically a 40 minute long anti-abortion rant to a bunch of guys 49% thought he was an idiot 49% didn't give a fuck
<osmotischen>mathematicians
<osmotischen>those sorts of careers
<Jorster>my password is Darvince
<Darvince>osmotischen yes
<Darvince>i could've been aborted
<Darvince>would i give a fuck?
<Darvince>no
<Darvince>i never would've been ABLE to give a fuck about anything
<osmotischen>du bist einen apfel
<Darvince>or ever be conscious
<osmotischen>i was making a joke because swotaway asks what a stem cell could be. a /STEM/ cell.
<Stowaway>oh
<Stowaway>OH
<osmotischen>jfc

[Gordon Freeman]

What the hell children's books are corrupt as crack. Just now my sister asked me to read her a poem about a boy who abuses animals, only to be later constricted by a zoophilic pedophile Boa.

^Take that, Anaconda

[Jorster]

my anaconda dont want none unless u got buns hun

[Gordon Freeman]

*My Giant Jumping Boa don't want none unless you've got prepubescent children of a different species than me, hun.

[vh]

<Stowaway>be rice... not nude...

[Gordon Freeman]

be nice... not food...

[Darvince]

[13:40] <plavexalekolx> Normal Nikaesan sex memorial, it was made to protect from genocide and anatomy.

[atomic7732]

<Stowaway> You changed your userpic rotation of 2+ years for rothfale wow that's dedication

This historic moment.

[Gordon Freeman]

>Becomes asexual
>Figures out that a girl likes me
>

In Soviet Russia, desk flips you

[Darvince]

lol you don't obey your sexuality you just do what you want

[Gordon Freeman]

But I want to be of asexuality ;-;

[Darvince]

then remove that one part of your brain that wants to continue your sexy desires

[matty406]

you can't 'become' a sexuality

[Gordon Freeman]

-Boy, you'd need two heads to remember all of that.
-I already have two heads.

Aboxa Baloons is matty's taxonomical name.

[Gordon Freeman]

Those unicorns make me want to be gay

[tuto99]

You can't prevent people's rightful access to boners! REVOLUTION, comrades!

- Klassik Bla

[Darvince]

kalassik kommunist bla

[atomic7732]

You can't prevent people's rightful access to boners! REVOLUTION, comrades!

- Klassik Bla

hey remember they're all mine

i claimed them on darfor

[Bla]

hey remember they're all mine

i claimed them on darfor

I proved your claim was invalid, I had a document in official Russian proving my ownership!

[Jorster]

[20:15]   kol-kal-kol   kip has a 6.9 in. (17.5 cm.) cock and cums 220.3 mL in bla's vagina.

[Jorster]

It seems our beloved member darvince has come down with the deadly disease Spamicus, as evidenced by the quote below:

]   Darvince   jojo
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: jo
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: jo
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: jo
[20:21]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:21]   Darvince   jojojo
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: jo
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen:
[20:21]   Darvince   Jorster: jo
[20:21]   osmotischen   I TAKE ISSUE TO THE FACT THAT INCHES WERE USED AT ALL
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: j
[20:21]   Darvince   jo
[20:21]   osmotischen   PURE METRIC PLS
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: jo
[20:21]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:21]   [INFO]   1 matches for “d”: [Darvince: ]
[20:21]   Jorster   d
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: jo
[20:21]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:21]   [INFO]   1 matches for “d”: [Darvince: ]
[20:21]   Jorster   d
[20:21]   Jorster   d
[20:21]   Jorster   Darvince: d
[20:21]   Jorster   Darvince: d
[20:21]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:21]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:21]   Jorster   d
[20:21]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: jo
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen:
[20:21]   Darvince   mrw i gave myself a stracth in my finger
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   kol
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:22]   [INFO]   1 matches for “d”: [Darvince: ]
[20:22]   Jorster   d
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince: d
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince: d
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:22]   Jorster   d
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince: d
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince: d
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince: GO
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   GOD DOAMANOGAOFMWNATG
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   i swer 2 fuk
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince: post
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   god damnit
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   osmotischen   kalassak
[20:22]   osmotischen   save us
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   osmotischen   darvince
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   osmotischen   shut
[20:23]   osmotischen   the
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   osmotischen   fuck
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   osmotischen   up
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Jorster   doctor pls
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   osmotischen   http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,14104.msg142216.html#msg142216
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Jorster   osmotischen: I SWEAR TO FUCK
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   osmotischen   i'll remove it after one minute for every line darvince spammed
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   DARVINCE
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   PLS
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   osmotischen   all is lost
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Jorster   darvince wants me 2 tell you guys that he has a deadly disease called spamicus
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   smjjames   Eat your own spam darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   [INFO]   1 matches for “d”: [Darvince: ]
[20:24]   Jorster   d
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   [INFO]   1 matches for “d”: [Darvince: ]
[20:24]   Jorster   d
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   [INFO]   1 matches for “d”: [Darvince: ]
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   d
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   [INFO]   1 matches for “d”: [Darvince: ]
[20:24]   Jorster   d
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   osmotischen   roman spamtholic is heresy...
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   I feel like someone is trying to contact me
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   osmotischen   join the lutherspams
[20:25]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   smjjames   Kalassak: Yqt1001 osmotischen boot jorster and darvince (mostly darvince)
[20:25]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   smjjames   Kalassak: Yqt1001 osmotischen boot jorster and darvince (mostly darvince)
[20:25]   smjjames   Kalassak: Yqt1001 osmotischen boot jorster and darvince (mostly darvince)
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Jorster   WHY ME PLS
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   osmotischen   kol-kal-kol kick darvince
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   osmotischen   do it
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Jorster   >tfw i spammed less than smjjames
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   osmotischen   jorster you must be hearign things
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   osmotischen   no one's contatcting you
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Jorster   Yeah I dunno it just feels like someone is trying to talk to me
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:26]   osmotischen   feelings are not good evidence
[20:26]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:26]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:26]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:26]   -->|   kalassik_music (4727ec9e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.39.236.158) has joined ##universesandbox
[20:26]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:26]   osmotischen   consult your psychologist about this feeling
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   osmotischen   kalassik-meusic
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   kalassik_music   kalassik Jorster
[20:26]   osmotischen   we're saved
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   osmotischen   stop him!
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   smjjames   Kalassak: Yqt1001 kol-kal-kol osmotischen boot darvince
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   kalassik_music   Kalassak Jorster
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   osmotischen   not sure if kalassik music is rod or nu
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   osmotischen   ee
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Jorster   wait why did kalassik_music spam that
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   kalassik_music   kalassik Jorster
[20:26]   Jorster   no kalassik music
[20:26]   Darvince   kalassik Jorster
[20:26]   Jorster   pls
[20:26]   smjjames   Why are you spamming me now
[20:26]   kalassik_music   because
[20:26]   kalassik_music   kalassaik music
[20:26]   Jorster   mfw thats darvince
[20:26]   |<--   kalassik_music has left irc.freenode.com (Client Quit)
[20:26]   osmotischen   ^
[20:26]   Jorster   what the dicks is going on
[20:27]   Darvince   kalassik Jorster
[20:27]   osmotischen   once upon a time
[20:27]   Jorster   nopls
[20:27]   osmotischen   people are annoying
[20:27]   Darvince   blotz
[20:27]   Darvince   blotz
[20:27]   Darvince   blotz
[20:27]   Darvince   blotz
[20:27]   Darvince   blotz
[20:27]   Darvince   blotz
[20:27]   Jorster   drvin pls

[Bla]

Really.........
Why are people we consider friends in the community abusing our irc channel to annoy others, I don't see the point, sorry Darvince but that's really just pointless behavior, but I wasn't on so it's not like I need to care