Author Topic: Count to a million (Read 2575396 times)

deoxy99 · « **Reply #20910 on:** November 25, 2020, 09:15:43 PM »

20910

it's only art if it's nsfw

Darvince · « **Reply #20911 on:** November 26, 2020, 01:14:33 AM »

20911

Yes

deoxy99 · « **Reply #20912 on:** November 26, 2020, 02:17:31 AM »

20912

well unless it's a dick pic

i've seen so many bad ones that i wonder if guys are blind?

Darvince · « **Reply #20913 on:** November 26, 2020, 11:14:43 AM »

20913

they are though and i am among the blind

atomic7732 · « **Reply #20914 on:** November 26, 2020, 03:36:33 PM »

20914

cause they are mastributing too much

went blind

deoxy99 · « **Reply #20915 on:** November 26, 2020, 05:37:27 PM »

20915

my tips (which you didn't ask for but i'm telling you anyway):

people want to see more than just your eggplant. be proud of your body and show some context
clean/organize your room before you do anything. it's distracting and makes it look like you don't care
don't include any objects for comparison. we all can see that you're hung. give it a rest
photos are stationary, but you can still portray a sense of action or motion
be careful with the flash: you're already flashing the camera as it is. remember that proper lighting is still necessary when using a flash and it's preferred not to use one at all
edit/color grade your photos. your fluorescent green bathroom lights make you look ugly
but the best advice? don't send any. photos are misleading

the rest of my tips would be better taught by a photography professor. i'm tired so bleh. but yeah ~~tuto and kal~~ you're welcome

tuto99 · « **Reply #20916 on:** November 26, 2020, 06:26:23 PM »

20916

i have the best dick pics :fool:

jk i definitely don't, absolutely no variety :madjoyxtreme:

Darvince · « **Reply #20917 on:** November 27, 2020, 09:09:26 AM »

20917

mans dont photograph well, just ax them!

deoxy99 · « **Reply #20918 on:** November 27, 2020, 12:24:30 PM »

20918

chop their cocks off

Darvince · « **Reply #20919 on:** November 27, 2020, 08:53:38 PM »

20919

yeah! they dont make good use of them anyway (pleasuring specifically me)

deoxy99 · « **Reply #20920 on:** November 28, 2020, 02:15:09 AM »

20920

well this was an extreme joke lol

Darvince · « **Reply #20921 on:** November 28, 2020, 01:27:12 PM »

20921

that's what we're all about here anyway though

atomic7732 · « **Reply #20922 on:** November 28, 2020, 02:18:35 PM »

20922

o tawa waso
lon sewi laso
o pilin e suno
tenpo kama la
mi lon wile pi
kulupa jan tenpo!

Darvince · « **Reply #20923 on:** November 28, 2020, 06:20:20 PM »

20923

taya toki poni kalacy

deoxy99 · « **Reply #20924 on:** November 30, 2020, 04:49:42 PM »

20924

number

Darvince · « **Reply #20925 on:** November 30, 2020, 06:35:16 PM »

20925

up goer five

atomic7732 · « **Reply #20926 on:** November 30, 2020, 06:47:51 PM »

20926

you are not going to space today

Darvince · « **Reply #20927 on:** November 30, 2020, 06:56:41 PM »

20927

excuse you i am going to space today

deoxy99 · « **Reply #20928 on:** November 30, 2020, 08:52:50 PM »

20928

i keep forgetting to draw paintbrush from inanimate insanity

~~stupid sexy paintbrush~~

Darvince · « **Reply #20929 on:** November 30, 2020, 11:10:45 PM »

20929

paintbrushes can be very alluring you know

deoxy99 · « **Reply #20930 on:** November 30, 2020, 11:27:34 PM »

20930

but look at them

Darvince · « **Reply #20931 on:** November 30, 2020, 11:47:23 PM »

20931

it's the smug smirk

deoxy99 · « **Reply #20932 on:** December 01, 2020, 12:59:36 AM »

20932

they're giving me top energy

atomic7732 · « **Reply #20933 on:** December 01, 2020, 03:39:23 AM »

20933

i read that as 'they're giving me top therapy'

deoxy99 · « **Reply #20934 on:** December 01, 2020, 10:55:38 AM »

20934

i don't need anything done to my top, thank you

wouldn't be against a better bottom though

atomic7732 · « **Reply #20935 on:** December 01, 2020, 02:37:33 PM »

20935

maybe it's therapy through the use of tops

Darvince · « **Reply #20936 on:** December 01, 2020, 03:14:39 PM »

20936

top therapy now available in Texas

deoxy99 · « **Reply #20937 on:** December 01, 2020, 03:32:33 PM »

20937

i'd rather have versatile therapy because i want options

Darvince · « **Reply #20938 on:** December 01, 2020, 03:49:03 PM »

20938

strip therapy

deoxy99 · « **Reply #20939 on:** December 01, 2020, 04:27:23 PM »

20939

exhibitionism therapy