Author Topic: Count to a million (Read 2581795 times)

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18030 on:** March 23, 2020, 01:50:01 AM »

18030

dude you'd be surprised what i'm into

only with people i'm comfortable with, that is. so yeah, you right

Darvince · « **Reply #18031 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:07:34 AM »

18031

please help me he has posted that creature 15830 times and i cannot stand it anymore im going to become monky and throw all my shit at him while making loud loud screechy angry sound for i am violent primate

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18032 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:06:53 AM »

18032

ngl the picture omni posted reminded me of onision

tuto99 · « **Reply #18033 on:** March 23, 2020, 09:47:08 AM »

18033

BOOB SQUEEZE

atomic7732 · « **Reply #18034 on:** March 23, 2020, 12:51:04 PM »

18034

squeeze my boobs

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18035 on:** March 23, 2020, 03:14:41 PM »

18035

only if you pay me

Darvince · « **Reply #18036 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:10:58 PM »

18036

you dont have to pay me :auya:

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18037 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:58:27 PM »

18037

i'm not into boobs so i need compensation

Darvince · « **Reply #18038 on:** March 23, 2020, 09:22:09 PM »

18038

i mean im not either but like... they aint gross lmao

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18039 on:** March 23, 2020, 09:31:04 PM »

18039

well getting a job is gonna be tough right now so what else am i going to do

Darvince · « **Reply #18040 on:** March 23, 2020, 09:51:28 PM »

18040

fool, why do you bring money ? who has told you that must have money for be real ? your father whom does not have your DNA ( whore monkey ) ? will you py open my mouth with your money and shove it down my throat ?

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18041 on:** March 23, 2020, 10:10:24 PM »

18041

so i said "suck my dick" to a random person on tv and my parents yelled at me for it

i'm twenty years old what the fuck is this

Darvince · « **Reply #18042 on:** March 23, 2020, 10:33:54 PM »

18042

you dont have a dick

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18043 on:** March 23, 2020, 10:40:20 PM »

18043

yes i do. it's a decent size too

Darvince · « **Reply #18044 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:05:57 PM »

18044

no you don't

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18045 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:14:55 PM »

18045

gee you sound like that size queen i used to talk to

if yours wasn't three feet it didn't exist

Darvince · « **Reply #18046 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:30:31 PM »

18046

unless you have to wear long johns to hide it, it isn't a dick :madjoy:

atomic7732 · « **Reply #18047 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:47:48 PM »

18047

if you can measure it with a ruler you might as well be female

Darvince · « **Reply #18048 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:50:02 PM »

18048

if you can't measure it with a ruler you might as well be auya

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18049 on:** March 24, 2020, 12:51:15 AM »

18049

i guess i can't make too much fun of him, i am kind of one myself

atomic7732 · « **Reply #18050 on:** March 24, 2020, 12:53:31 AM »

18050

but you might also be rothfale or amros

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18051 on:** March 24, 2020, 01:08:17 AM »

18051

or pulsar

tuto99 · « **Reply #18052 on:** March 24, 2020, 01:28:21 AM »

18052

HI YES WE WERE TALKING ABOUT DICK SIZES?

i think i may have broken a new record but we shall not get into that :haha:

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18053 on:** March 24, 2020, 01:44:52 AM »

18053

isn't your penis is supposed to stay the same size after puberty?

Darvince · « **Reply #18054 on:** March 24, 2020, 02:11:26 AM »

18054

no it grows in puberty and then grows again in second puberty when you become an immortal 30 foot tall being roaming the arctic wait does that not happen in most families

Lord DC · « **Reply #18055 on:** March 24, 2020, 02:11:52 AM »

18055
behold deoxy's new waifuboi IMPROVED

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18056 on:** March 24, 2020, 02:22:27 AM »

18056

sorry, i'm only into real men

Lord DC · « **Reply #18057 on:** March 24, 2020, 02:53:54 AM »

18057
ok then you want his dad omnitae
:madjoy:

on second thought you'd let him rail you and you know it

deoxy99 · « **Reply #18058 on:** March 24, 2020, 03:28:10 AM »

18058

i'm not cheating on bob from animal crossing

because only real men wear flower dresses

Darvince · « **Reply #18059 on:** March 24, 2020, 03:45:34 AM »

18059

Haha yeah

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