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vh
formerly mudkipz
Posts: 1140
"giving heat meaning"
In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 06:57:02 AM »
What would you do if, one day, after returning from work, you found Osama bin Laden standing in your living room eating a cupcake?
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Quontex
Posts: 23
For The Republic!
Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 07:19:47 AM »
OMG, Everybody run! Its a creeper
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vh
formerly mudkipz
Posts: 1140
"giving heat meaning"
Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 07:50:56 AM »
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Quontex
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Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 07:55:33 AM »
How the hell did he hide then if he is like 50Ft tall!?!
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vh
formerly mudkipz
Posts: 1140
"giving heat meaning"
Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 08:00:48 AM »
in your toilet
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Quontex
Posts: 23
For The Republic!
Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 08:04:18 AM »
Quote from: mudkipz on June 24, 2011, 08:00:48 AM
in your toilet
huh?
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matty406
Posts: 82
Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 08:31:55 AM »
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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vh
formerly mudkipz
Posts: 1140
"giving heat meaning"
Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 08:56:39 AM »
you asked, "how the hell did he hide when he's 50 ft tall"
he hid in your toilet
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Naru523
Universe Sandbox 1 Beta Team
Posts: 1295
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Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 09:52:16 AM »
I get a pistol under my parents bed or get my brother's katana and kill the crap out of him.
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Bla
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Posts: 1013
The stars died so you can live.
Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 09:56:35 AM »
Eat the cupcake.
I mean, nvm.
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vh
formerly mudkipz
Posts: 1140
"giving heat meaning"
Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 10:37:08 AM »
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Darvince
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Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 12:27:41 PM »
I don't have a living room, I have a library.
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Naru523
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Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 01:06:49 PM »
Quote from: Darvince on June 24, 2011, 12:27:41 PM
I don't have a living room, I have a library.
So you don't have an awesome TV?
Am disappoint.
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atomic7732
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Posts: 3849
caught in the river turning blue
Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 01:53:07 PM »
A muted TV. Duh. My specialized space probe named "Spy on Darvince" gathered pictures for the CIA, and they sold the information to me.
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Darvince
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Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 02:35:45 PM »
No I has TV, but it is huge clunky thing weighing 1,000 pounds.
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vh
formerly mudkipz
Posts: 1140
"giving heat meaning"
Re: In your living room
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Reply #15 on:
June 24, 2011, 03:29:38 PM »
Ok, what would you do if Osama bin Laden was standing in your living room, cupcake in one hand, and remote in other. He asks, "I can watch lolcats on TV?"
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Darvince
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Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 07:01:30 PM »
wtf
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atomic7732
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Posts: 3849
caught in the river turning blue
Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 07:42:21 PM »
I would be like Darv is everyday... "wtf".
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vh
formerly mudkipz
Posts: 1140
"giving heat meaning"
Re: In your living room
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Reply #18 on:
June 24, 2011, 07:45:00 PM »
Osama bin Laden looks at you and then starts singing "WWWWWTTTTTFFFFF
" Your windows shatter and your dog spontaneously combusts.
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atomic7732
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caught in the river turning blue
Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 08:08:57 PM »
I have no dog. You spontaneously combust while you open the door to check out the the heck is going on.
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Naru523
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Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 09:04:39 PM »
I'd just facepalm.
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Darvince
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Re: In your living room
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June 24, 2011, 09:35:54 PM »
wtf again
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vh
formerly mudkipz
Posts: 1140
"giving heat meaning"
Re: In your living room
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June 25, 2011, 03:25:32 AM »
Osama looks at you and facepalms. He tries to eat the remote, but it drops accidentally and falls through the floor (heavy remote).
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Bla
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Posts: 1013
The stars died so you can live.
Re: In your living room
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June 25, 2011, 03:35:27 AM »
This thread is scaru. *Leaves*
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vh
formerly mudkipz
Posts: 1140
"giving heat meaning"
Re: In your living room
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June 25, 2011, 04:21:39 AM »
You can't because Osama bin Laden reversed all the locks, they lock from the outside. The keys are in your pocket, but if you pull them out there's a 50% chance that Osama's pet mudkip will attack you, a 50% chance that Osama's pet cupcake will attack you, and 50% chance that the keys are really not keys but a cookie, in which case the alignment of the planets, sun, galactic core, and cookie will cause you weigh over 9000 pounds
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atomic7732
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caught in the river turning blue
Re: In your living room
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June 25, 2011, 06:47:45 AM »
wut
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Bla
Global Moderator
Posts: 1013
The stars died so you can live.
Re: In your living room
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June 25, 2011, 06:52:12 AM »
Okay.
/tploc Blabunker
Muahahaha.
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atomic7732
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Posts: 3849
caught in the river turning blue
Re: In your living room
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June 25, 2011, 06:58:51 AM »
wut
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Bla
Global Moderator
Posts: 1013
The stars died so you can live.
Re: In your living room
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June 25, 2011, 07:05:54 AM »
Teleport to locashun...
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vh
formerly mudkipz
Posts: 1140
"giving heat meaning"
Re: In your living room
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June 25, 2011, 07:12:46 AM »
Ok...i'm going to assume you teleported to a location which is "blabunker"
Osama stares at your bunker before deciding that he must hide under one too. Unable to find any, he wrenches your 1000 pound TV, shatters the monitor with a wrench, and proceeds to hide under it like a turtle.
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