Japanese Translation of Threads (for leisure)

[deoxy99]

Copied Exactly from Terraria Post 1: This games looks nice imo. It's kind of like Minecraft, except 2D and advanced stuff.
私見では、そのゲームがいい見える。マインクラフトちょっとのようにです、2Dと難解なを除いて。
Lit: In my opinion, this game seems good. It is somewhat like Minecraft, except 2D and complex.
Conclusion: This sentence sounds better in Japanese.

Toribash Post 3: I have an account. It's the same name as the forum.
アカウントがある。Deoxy99です。
Lit: I have an account. It is Deoxy99.
Conclusion: This sentence can be less complicated in Japanese.

Nonthread Sentence: Every day, I eat onigiri, sashimi, and Pocky.
毎日、お握り、刺身、とポッキーを食べる。
Lit: Every day, I eat onigiri, sashimi, and Pocky.

Nonthread Sentence: I eat sushi with chopsticks and soy sauce.
箸と醤油と寿司を食べる。

Nonthread Sentence: Don't eat those sushi!
それらの寿司を食べないでください！

[ChemicalBR0]

japanese looks brilliant.

such an artistic writing style

[deoxy99]

Copied Exactly from This Is Definitely Not Crazy (correct grammar of a topic): The US has TWO coastlines. AND a river. AND the Great Lakes. WHAT NOW DENMARK?
アメリカ合衆国は海岸がある。と川。と五大湖！ハハハ、デンマーク！
Lit: The United States of America has two coastlines. And a river. And the Great Lakes (more literally The Five Big Lakes)! Hahaha, Denmark!

[Bla]

Hmm hmm hmm... But Denmark has more than 700 islands, and the only part of it which ish nawt an island is an über peninsula with a completely fractalized coastline.

[Darvince]

It ish nawt fractalized! It ish ze edges of Danish ethnicity majority.

[Naru523]

You mean Cimbria AKA Jutland? Herpderp.

[deoxy99]

You are not allowed to post stuff to reply to the sentence. You have to comment about the sentence.

[Darvince]

What the hell? Only just now?