Random Brainstorms

[JMBuilder]

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
The rooster.

"Chicks dig scars."
Yes they do. With their fingernails.

"Kirk or Picard?"
Sisko.

"It's just common sense."
Relatively speaking.

"We're not laughing at you. We're laughing with you."
Does it look like I'm laughing?

"Did you just assume my gender?"
Did you just assume my language?

"You never listen to me!"
Sorry, what? I wasn't listening.

"Meat is murder."
There's evidence to suggest that plants feel pain.

"Coffee is bad for you."
Pessimist.

"The glass is half full."
Of my tears.

"Homeschoolers don't get socialization."
Hey! No talking in class!

"If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it's stupid."
Einstein predicted the SAT.

"Advanced math is necessary in education."
Oh, look. Bills. Glad I learned the equation of a parabola instead of economics and financing.

"Bae."
You just called them poop in Danish.

"The brand that more dentists and hygienists use!"
More than what?

"Studies show that..."
Which studies?