It seems that the black holes do not function as well as science makes them out to. ...show an animation of the light being sucked into the black hole. like if a sun was nearby just have the light be pulled from it rather than the whole thing moving towards it.
First I wonder what it should look like if light was being sucked into the black hole, since the light you see is the light hitting your retina, so only the light escaping the suction would be visible anyway.
The swirly glowing stream from a star towards a black hole, which you may see in illustrations, are not showing the light being sucked off a star, but rather material leaving the star and glowing while it swirls "down the drain"
In US² you can actually see the effect of light being attracted by a black hole, but the effect is that the light is being bent, like by a huge lens. That is the effect which is being observed in reality near heavy objects.