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Darvince

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Write about aliens crash-landing in Japan in the year 767
« on: April 21, 2016, 02:32:15 AM »
Zarb and Zeeg were on their way to planet AXC-11732849f, when their systems shut off and they had to emergency land on planet AKO-53289020d. No one had ever visited it before, so they were very nervous about what would happen once they crash landed. They saw that it had oceans, so they aimed for an area just off the coast of a long, skinny island. Once they landed, the parts of their ship that were still functioning told them that land was only 1km away, and that the oceans and land were safe. They rowed the ship with their hands over to the land that they saw, and eventually grounded. They got out, and attempted to see if this planet had any life. They saw it had enormous plant life, with trees towering to 20 meters high. There was also a small dirt path, but they were unsure if it came from a sentient civilization.

Eventually, a man walked by by the name of Ikujio Otsawa. He was simply walking to the nearby town to pick up some goods. He didn't see the aliens, but they took out their creature analyzer and it returned positive for sentience after a few seconds. It also immediately gave them as much command of the local language as they could muster with their different anatomy. They followed him from a distance, making sure not to startle him. The man began to grow suspicious that there was something following him, and so he turned around, and fell to the floor screaming in shock and horror. They revived him immediately and began speaking to him.

"Don't be afraid, we aren't here to harm you, we're just here because our ship floating through the stars crash landed on this planet and we needed to find things to help fix it." said Zarb.

Failing to calm down Ikujio, he said, "What are you, and why can you talk to me? What is happening?"

"We can talk to you because we are magical. We are only looking for fuel to refill our ship. You will be back to normal soon, do not worry." said Zeeg.

"Uh, okay, but please stop following me. I only want fish and I don't have any fuel." said Ikujio.

The aliens decided they had had enough and wished the man a good life, unwittingly changing his life forever. They got to work with their materials scanner and found some slorft they could get at rather easily. They recovered the slorft and brought it back to their ship, converting it into fuel for the ship. They banged the fuel container a few times before getting back in and setting off again, climbing through the atmosphere and whisking away at ludicrous speed.

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Re: Write about aliens crash-landing in Japan in the year 767
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2016, 07:37:43 AM »
they forgot to refuel

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Re: Write about aliens crash-landing in Japan in the year 767
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2016, 08:36:43 AM »
what the actual f*ck

it was a rollercoaster of the utmost highest unpredicatablility

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Re: Write about aliens crash-landing in Japan in the year 767
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2016, 09:11:56 AM »
you're welcome

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Re: Write about aliens crash-landing in Japan in the year 767
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2016, 10:59:03 AM »
the aliens secretly wanted to steal the man's fleeb juice

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Re: Write about aliens crash-landing in Japan in the year 767
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2016, 12:46:07 AM »
is this based on Utsuro-bune

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Re: Write about aliens crash-landing in Japan in the year 767
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2016, 05:10:19 AM »
no

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Re: Write about aliens crash-landing in Japan in the year 767
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2016, 06:31:20 AM »
im pretty sure dar wrote this while on a crack and meth binge

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Re: Write about aliens crash-landing in Japan in the year 767
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2016, 06:48:30 AM »
no

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Re: Write about aliens crash-landing in Japan in the year 767
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2016, 08:39:25 PM »
yes