Your planet's moon is infested with aliens and the only way to get rid of it is to aggressively shout obscenities at it at the end of each month, while launching nuclear weapons coated in cheese.
Anyway, my computer's broken and I'm getting a new one o the 19th, the same as my birthday.
Back to our announcement: We are holding a large party and diplomatic meeting in the Milky Way galaxy. Your starsystem is one of the possible candidates to host. vote yay/nay?