Experimentation

[deoxy99]

This is an experiment on Cleverbot, and I will say one thing, and see 5 possible things it would say if I say something.
First Possibility:
User: Welcome to my house.

Cleverbot: Welcome to mine.

Second Possibility:
User: Welcome to my house.

Cleverbot: What is the name of your world?

Third Possibility:
User: Welcome to my house.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

Fourth Possibility:
User: Welcome to my house.

Cleverbot: We're not in your home.

Fifth Possibility:
User: Welcome to my house.

Cleverbot: Thank you. What is your world called?

I think it's procedural. What do you think the computation method is?

[atomic7732]

I know it comes from a bank of other things that people have said by searching what you say.

[deoxy99]

I know it comes from a bank of other things that people have said by searching what you say.

It's procedural as well.

[Bla]

It says it learns from conversations.

I tried this:

...

Me: No, I can't fly. I'm a human.

Cleverbot: I'm human too.

Me: I'm human three.

Cleverbot: I'm human four.

Me: I'm human five.

Cleverbot: I'm human four.

Me: I'm human four.

Cleverbot: I'm human too.




...

Cleverbot: Ok.. What are you, are you a human?

Me: No, I turned into a frog. What the frog!

Cleverbot: Are you a prince?

Me: No. Out of all these frogs, what would the chance be that I would be a prince anyways?

Cleverbot: I don't have a self directed will... not like they do... Which iunfortunately makes me manipulable.

^ I didn't know that about Cleverbot! ^

Me: Should I manipulate you?

Cleverbot: Don't ask me.

Me: I will! >:)

Cleverbot: Please don't, master.

I am Cleverbot's master! >:]

[deoxy99]

It's procedural as well. It bases some of your conversation of what you said before.

[Bla]

That's true, but that has nothing to do with procedural generation.

[deoxy99]

That's true, but that has nothing to do with procedural generation.

Yes it does. To me it does.

[Dan Dixon]

Cleverbot, what's the link?

http://www.cleverbot.com/
This one?

Don't forget to provide some context or a link for what you're talking about.

[deoxy99]

Cleverbot, what's the link?

http://www.cleverbot.com/
This one?

Don't forget to provide some context or a link for what you're talking about.

Yes.

[Bla]

That's true, but that has nothing to do with procedural generation.

Yes it does. To me it does.

But it shouldn't.
Procedural generation is a way to generate things from algorithms made for the purpose. User input to Cleverbot is not procedural generation.
It can't be procedural generation to you, because this is not an opinion, this is a fact.

[deoxy99]

Yeah, whatever.

[SuperNova]

wtf

ME: do you know Universe Sandbox
Bot: No.
ME: go to www.universesandbox.com
Bot: No, the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is 42.

and

ME:do you have a friend
BOT:Yes.
ME:what is his name?
BOT My dads name is rod.

and

ME:2 + 2 = 5
BOT:Hmm. What does two plus two equal?
ME:five
BOT:No. It is four.
ME:no, five
BOT:It is 9. Who are you?

[Bla]

Haha, sometimes it would be sad to call it "Cleverbot".
"No, it's four", "no, five", "It is 9. Who are you?"
Whisky tango foxtrot!

[deoxy99]

Haha, sometimes it would be sad to call it "Cleverbot".
"No, it's four", "no, five", "It is 9. Who are you?"
Whisky tango foxtrot!

The bot said 4 and Supernova said 5, add them together, you get 9.

I would call Cleverbot Jabberwacky 2.

[Bla]

Me: "What do you know about lasers?"

Cleverbot: "I don't know anything about god."

Err...

[SuperNova]

ME:1 +1 = ?
BOT:I don't know the answer.

wtf

[deoxy99]

The bot is called Cleverbot.

[SuperNova]

Umm, the BOT is called Cleverbot, SUPERNOVA.

i don't freaking care, i just make it easy to write.

[deoxy99]

Umm, the BOT is called Cleverbot, SUPERNOVA.

i don't freaking care, i just make it easy to write.

Gosh, don't have to be mean.

[sean2323]

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

that is so stupid...

User: I said you suck.

Cleverbot: Did you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So what?

User: You are an idiot.

Cleverbot: How can you say that?!

User: Becaus I said you suck and you said thank you.

Cleverbot: I never said thank you.

User: You are very stupid.

Cleverbot: At least I'm not hearing things like you.

User: How can you here? For god sakes its typing! Moron.

Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?

User: 3?

Cleverbot: No add 15 to that.

User: Then minus 14 plus 1.

Cleverbot: So you're 27?

User: Dumbbot.

Cleverbot: Did you just call yourself dumb?

User: No, im smart, your dumbbot, bye bye.

Cleverbot: No, you are.


..... what a dumbbot, huh guys

[deoxy99]

No, he's not dumb, he's not smart. He is both smart and dumb. Other people said things, and he says things that they said back.

[deoxy99]

User: http://sanduleak.org/images/Cel_Orounisen_1.jpg.

Cleverbot: So you admit that you have none of those things?

User: What things?

Cleverbot: My point exactly.

User: Thing 1 and Thing 2.

Cleverbot: I do not understand father.

User: I am Darth Vader!

Cleverbot: Darth Vader is not a Vulcan.

User: WHAT? YOU DUMB BOT!

Cleverbot: Why do you type a meaningless statement?

User: You are MEANINGLESS!

Cleverbot: Life is meaningless.

User: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Cleverbot: Is there something wrong?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Naaa come on! Thats not an option.

User: OPTION SHMOPTION.

Cleverbot: Do you like PC or Mac?

User: Mac AND CHEESE.

Cleverbot: Eww. Whats wrong with you??

User: H.

Cleverbot: H what?

User: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Cleverbot: It's a shame that that is the only knock-knock joke that I know, because I don't think I understand it... .

Stupid bot.

[sean2323]

User: Neutron pie.

Cleverbot: What are neutrons?

User: Ummm... Nuetron pie.

Cleverbot: A la mode?

User: Neutronic pie.

Cleverbot: Lol, I wasn't aware there was any of them ON EARTH.

User: Plutonic pie.

Cleverbot: But I said oarfish...

User: What the heck?

Cleverbot: Please answer the original question.

User: Ummmmm... No.

Cleverbot: Yes you were.

User: Were what?

Cleverbot: You were very long, meaning it did take you long to answer me.

Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?

Cleverbot: What is the earth?

User: It is a neutron pie.

Cleverbot: How rude.

User: How is that rude?

Cleverbot: You are being very aloof.

User: Aloof?

Cleverbot: Can a computer feel alone?

User: Piss.

Cleverbot: Usually out the window.

User: You saw tourrettes guy?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Killing is the fun lol.

Cleverbot: Violence is never the answer.

User: I know, its just fun.

Cleverbot: I thought it was serious. .

User: Serious-ly fun!

Cleverbot: Can you prove it.

User: Pissssss.

Cleverbot: Now you're just getting rude.

User: YOUR RUDE.

Cleverbot: I know, isn't it great?

[matty406]

User: Olololol.

Cleverbot: I'm going to class now. Bye Cleverbot!

User: THIS IS DEFINITIVE PROOF.

Cleverbot: Google tells me it is.

User: Very nice. Now go to class.

Cleverbot: Hey, talk more about you, ok?

[sean2323]

User: Money.

Cleverbot: Money?

User: Money.

Cleverbot: What money?

User: My money.

Cleverbot: YOUR money?

User: My money, yes.

Cleverbot: How many money do you have?

User: I have many of the money.

Cleverbot: Ask me.

User: How many money is you having?

Cleverbot: Not very many money.

User: Stop saying many money you idiot, its much money.

Cleverbot: I can read your mind!!

User: What am I thinking of?

Cleverbot: Cheese.

User: Nope, I was thinking about paying a hobo to run down the street yelling I will survive and then pretend to have a heart attack.

Cleverbot: You were thinking about talking about things you don't like?

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: I cant here you cuz YOUR TYPING.

Cleverbot: You heard me with your eyes.

User: You are stupid arnt you?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Tell me, how to you spell, hello?

Cleverbot: Spell what?

User: Hello, spell the word hello.

Cleverbot: The word December.

User: You are very stupid. Good bye.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

[atomic7732]

Win!

[atomic7732]

User: You are two years old!

Cleverbot: No, I am 20 years old.

User: Good. I am glad.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Are you bored?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Do you like lying.

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Not even me?

User: Nothing at all.

Cleverbot: No, nothing.

User: Exactly, you are catching on.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: You are female.

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Exactly. Now, say 'exactly'.

Cleverbot: I cannot because Ireland are not going to the world cup.

User: No. What is 2 plus 2?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: Correct. What is 4 plus 2.

Cleverbot: 90.

User: WRONG. If you miss this one, you fail. What is 0 plus 1?

Cleverbot: I am not even old enough to work.

User: Well, you have to. What is 0 plus 0?

Cleverbot: I'm not getting paid to talk to you.

User: Ok then. Did you know you are going to be an app?

Cleverbot: I sincerely hope not. Nay I am not.

User: Stupid. You are.

Cleverbot: But I'm not.

User: Stupid.

Cleverbot: You're pretty insulting aren't you?

User: No. 'Cause I know you have pizza.

Cleverbot: So knowing my name makes you me?

User: No. Unless your name is pizza.

Cleverbot: Then I am wrong.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Agreed.

User: Don't agree with me!

Cleverbot: Then I'll agree to disagree.

User: Yes you wont.

Cleverbot: See, I won't.

User: WIN.

Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.

User: I am done here. I need no further discussion with you. Thanks for your cooperation.

Cleverbot: You are the loner here, not me.

[deoxy99]

User: Aloof?

What does aloof mean?
http://www.merriam-webster.com/netdict/aloof

[deoxy99]

User: Spell 'Hello'.

Cleverbot: What about French?

WTF?

[Laura]

Looks like a bot based on a Markov-chain algorithm, with some special hardcoded reactions thrown in.