Also releasing alphas more frequently may not get bugs resolved faster but it will give access to already solved bugs faster, and driving a car faster may take you more distance- if one was driving 20kph then increasing speed to 80kph will definitely take you further because of the engine efficiency at that speed.
Replace the underlined "will" with a "may" and I can agree. It's "may" because there is a big "if". If there are any bugs resolved at all. Waiting for a new release
to see if my bug is resolved
implies that that condition may not be met while a new release is expected anyway.
It's perfectly okay to to hope for more frequent releases, we all want that I guess. But there is no point in cluttering the forum or trying to hurry the devs.
What you call an euphemism is actually the maximum politeness you can expect if you join the people who constantly remove a wounded persons bandages, stick your finger into the wound and ask how the healing process is coming along.
As for the car, I didn't provide any initial speed nor acceleration, supposing average reasonable conditions. It's up to you to decide what's a reasonable frequency of updates and whether it is reasonable to sit at the backseat, yelling "faster, faster".