Author Topic: help me pee (Read 10487 times)

Darvince · « **on:** October 20, 2014, 09:59:12 AM »

I cannot pee! It is very sad, I must pee!

Lord DC · « **Reply #1 on:** October 20, 2014, 10:18:41 AM »

Ummmmmm? try drinking water?

Xriqxa · « **Reply #2 on:** October 20, 2014, 10:19:33 AM »

Go to Niagra

Darvince · « **Reply #3 on:** October 20, 2014, 11:03:51 AM »

ok i drank the entire st lawrence river system including niagra i still have not peed!

Cryo · « **Reply #4 on:** October 20, 2014, 11:13:15 AM »

Congratulation's You've somehow managed to get a black hole lodged in your bladder and apparently your insides are black hole resistant good luck with that sir

Lord DC · « **Reply #5 on:** October 20, 2014, 12:14:33 PM »

^if this is true, please report to the Omnipotencia Medical Treatment Center to have said black hole removed

Darvince · « **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2014, 10:28:37 AM »

Ok pleasure master Lord DC, I am of traveling to Omnipotential Medicinal Faciles now

FiahOwl · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2014, 11:17:52 AM »

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Xriqxa · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2014, 11:22:09 AM »

The good news:
You can't shitstain YouTube

The bad news:
The reason behind this is that YouTube IS a shitsatin

Darvince · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2014, 12:22:24 PM »

darn my pee buddy that's right! come here matty

matty406 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:01:14 PM »

what is it my liege

Darvince · « **Reply #11 on:** October 21, 2014, 01:29:41 PM »

i need to pee; i presume you have as well

Lord DC · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2014, 04:20:04 PM »

what the my face

Darvince · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2014, 07:44:04 PM »

who is ur pee buddy

FiahOwl · « **Reply #14 on:** October 21, 2014, 07:49:10 PM »

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Lord DC · « **Reply #15 on:** October 22, 2014, 05:11:37 AM »

Xriqxa · « **Reply #16 on:** October 22, 2014, 06:56:34 AM »

Quote from: FiahOwl on October 21, 2014, 07:49:10 PM

Xrixqa obviously

Darvince, I don't think I want to go in there

Darvince · « **Reply #17 on:** October 22, 2014, 08:02:14 AM »

no thats not how pee buddies work thats of propaganda created by the CIA to distract us from the truth

Xriqxa · « **Reply #18 on:** October 22, 2014, 08:20:04 AM »

Darvince · « **Reply #19 on:** October 22, 2014, 09:26:12 AM »

no u see tha pee buddy presses on ur belly and squeezes ur dick to get tha pee out if u r a guy
they press pn ur back and ur front and spread apart ur ladyparts if u r a girl

Xriqxa · « **Reply #20 on:** October 22, 2014, 09:37:08 AM »

that's called intercourse

Darvince · « **Reply #21 on:** October 22, 2014, 11:47:35 AM »

no it's not you dumbo

Lord DC · « **Reply #22 on:** October 22, 2014, 12:06:10 PM »

Well its very close to intercourse

Darvince · « **Reply #23 on:** October 22, 2014, 12:32:00 PM »

well that's why we have pee buddies instead of significant others to do it

Lord DC · « **Reply #24 on:** October 22, 2014, 12:37:12 PM »

^very true

Darvince · « **Reply #25 on:** October 22, 2014, 12:51:30 PM »

pee buddies are still people mine is matty and yours is zirkza

SpyCreepers · « **Reply #26 on:** October 23, 2014, 01:45:27 AM »

use of polan pee pill. you can into pee with of poland

Darvince · « **Reply #27 on:** June 12, 2020, 09:24:56 AM »

Quote from: Darvince on October 22, 2014, 09:26:12 AM

no u see tha pee buddy presses on ur belly and squeezes ur dick to get tha pee out if u r a guy
they press pn ur back and ur front and spread apart ur ladyparts if u r a girl

what the fuck

deoxy99 · « **Reply #28 on:** June 12, 2020, 09:27:09 AM »

why you gotta squeeze the dick? ouch

tuto99 · « **Reply #29 on:** June 12, 2020, 09:39:24 AM »

smell my peeholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee