cheating doesn't pay

[Cosmos]

was in new ksp career mode

had contract to land on mun

accepted it and built expensive rocket

at the mun didn't realize the key to landing is to point your v-ball at the yellow dot and fire engines so i wasted some fuel

i land on mun

landings shite i landed on side of rocket and one of my battery packs exploded

i complete all objectives and plant flag

i get rocket right side up

i don't have plan of how to get back to kerbin

i just fire off and hope my aphelion reaches mun escape

it didn't

i turn on infinite fuel cheat

i reach mun escape

now orbiting kerbin in a very big orbit

i swindle the orbit down so that i land on kerbin

i had time warp on 1000x and i smashed into kerbin

i used task manager to just shut off ksp

i will use more fuel next time

[FiahOwl]

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[matty406]

>be on universe sandbox forum
>Fiah thinks it's /v/
>mfw

[Bla]

Oh cheating, why would you even do that, when you can just pray? I got 8,000 coal in Minecraft just through praying, to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Works every time! Praise His Noodly Appendages.

[Vince77]

Oh cheating, why would you even do that, when you can just pray? I got 8,000 coal in Minecraft just through praying, to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Works every time! Praise His Noodly Appendages.

Praying to the deep space kraken 

[Bla]

Praying to the deep space kraken 

Meh, once I tried ordering a pizza by praying to that deity, but it was pretty unreliable from my experience, it took over two hours from the praying until the pizza popped into existence on the table, and it was burnt in the sides and had cheese on it even though I specifically prayed for it not to have cheese. The Flying Spaghetti Monster, on the other hand, can summon a nice crisp flawless pizza into existence in just 5 minutes. I don't think I need to say any more.