The Alchemist Hare's Theory

[Vince77]

The origin of life is unknown to us, some people said that we are left large stocks, other than we have evolved into the space inside large meteorites that have crashed on Earth 3 billion years ago.
We'll be interested in this second theory.
The alchemist hare tells a species that can survive in normally hostile to all forms of life on Earth environments, this species is called tardigrade. Recent experiences in space have proven that they can survive the vacuum during their hibernation state. The alchemist hare said that we are the descendants of the tardigrades. Here is his version of the story:
There are about 4 billion years ago a comet located in the Oort cloud contained a molecule named H2O which allowed the development of life. 0.5 billion years later, tardigrades appeared. Another 0.5 billion years later the comet struck the Earth leaving the tardigrades spread.
The alchemist hare said that if the █████ was not ███████, the very famous series called My Little Pony would never existed. Leaving at hand the invasion of the world by █████████████, a capitalist famous to have caused the death of ███████, a famous actor for having played in movies such as, ██████████████████, ███████, and ███████████████.
The alchemist hare insists that we are all in danger because of the █████, the only cure is to ████████.

[Vince77]

DOCUMENT FROM REPORT 19-08-B
After the events of ██/██/19██ the Alchemist Hare have said in one speech :
<< We are all aware that the end of the world is near,
█████ was defeated, but a new threat has emerged, its name is ██████,
it has the ability to destroy the human brain by injecting venom called █████████, or more commonly called ██-███-████, the only cure is to ███████ the brain, this technique was used by the barbarians of ████████ to heal the ███████.
To kill the ██████ itself, you have to hit his ████████; this is its most fragile organ.
We must unite against ██████ !
Remember, we must unite against ██████ !! >>
Soon after this speech, the Alchemist Hare was found with with a lot of injuries, mainly at the ████ and at the █████.
A witness tells us this :
<< They were about 10 or 11 armed with crowbars[...]they began by threats[...]and it ends with very violent blows. >>
He gave us a very accurate description of the facts, but he did refuse to describe the aggressors.
The witness was found shortly after death with several injuries. The injuries shaped like █████ of ████.
Short time later the Alchemist Hare was healed.

[Xriqxa]

Stahp with the censors!

I'm programmed with a completionist's personality.