Spore game is dead........

[WitheHole18]

Spore game is dead?
www.spore.com 

[Xriqxa]

Dude, it's been dead for 3 years now!

[Cosmos]

Site is fine for me.

[Xriqxa]

 Think he means it's like a dead fad. It sucked anyway.

[Cosmos]

Think he means it's like a dead fad. It sucked anyway.

But EA needs your moooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy.

[Xriqxa]

EA is the one who screwed up SPORE. It was good before they came into the picture.

[smjjames]

EA is the one who screwed up SPORE. It was good before they came into the picture.

Yeah, it was going well before EA got their claws on it...... Underwater creature mode even!

[Xriqxa]

IKR it sounds so awesome. Now, cells evolve directly into cows. Marvelous.

[Cosmos]

0 years

yayayaayya im a cell with eyes and a mouth that slithered out of a meater  LOL

100 million years

im a BGIIGIIGIG cell with cicilia and nighty spikes and poison and thre mouihs ehhe

1.2 billion years

now im on da lend with 2 legx and some othr cell stuff kol

1.9 billion years

iz been mkin friends and killin stuff to mak me smter. it iz ging prttty well so far

...

oah fazk 2 epiocs GOTTA GO TO da NEZSt

2.3 billion years

so im smarter now and so r me friends. we made thes big thingz outta wood and stewas adn stuff. an we gots dez pointy things.

im hungry. gonna go hunt noaw bye xxxooo

2.37 billion years

so for a while we dod some stuff. like these brown guyz we met are cool so we r noaw friends. they r nice cuz they send us backets wit fod and stuff. dez pink duds tho. they SUCK.  they kep takin our food. also animals hz nbeen takkin our feed so thats a promblem to.

wepl gotta goa with the guyz and to take some music makrs and stop those pink guus from raiding ous. wish us lock.

2.39 billion years

we has some pretty cool outfits now. with masks and stuffs. we also had to kill thos green guys. i feel kinda bad about it tho. but they made us. anyway, we got together and killed an epic and guts lots of food s for us! it is great.

2.47 billion years

Ok so we built this very big thing. like a camp, but WAY bigger with lots of people. We also made this fast thing made outta medal that gos around and gets us spice for us. kol.

2.47.340 years

we met these guys that look like out across the ocean. they like blue for some reason. and they also worship something.

2.47.705 years

We made this thing that goes around in da air and can even go round de entire WORLD! it is awsom.

wait those angry red goes brought there big "tank" things and r attacking. gotts go.

2.47.990 years

So we united everybody in the world. Now wes gonna go to space. I madr this big saucer thing that is really really fast. k gotta go t space and stuff. Bye!

Some time later... (like 6 days)

WE ARE THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE LLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Xriqxa]

And that's a life story of a species, folks! Hope you enjoyed and have a nice day!