I wasn't procrastinating, I saved everything till the last minute because I was older, therefore wiser.
Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now.
If life gives you lemons, draw a face on one and throw it out of the window while shouting, "UNACCEPTABLE!!!"
If life gives you tomatoes, throw them at 1D, MC, and JB
If life gives you bricks, do the same as above.