But I'm running out of reasonable taxes to pass, kol. I don't want to tax literacy, beards or intelligence. Illegal drugs, I really don't know how you'd even tax illegal stuff, I'd rather arrest them on the spot.
Then there's the poll tax, uhh, seems like a bad idea, as it's a flat tax based on simply existing and isn't tied to any property or income.
Then again... I'm not a big fan of beards... Maybe I should tax them...