Author Topic: Life Derp (Read 12978 times)

Xriqxa · « **Reply #30 on:** May 09, 2014, 11:38:15 PM »

Â¿What?

Stevodoran · « **Reply #31 on:** May 10, 2014, 02:40:35 AM »

Quote from: Xriqxa on May 09, 2014, 11:14:36 PM

YouTube keeps recommending me perverted things...

I think that it was Last year that YouTube recommended an animal porn channel because I subscribed to it (i never even heard of it, I don't know why it said subscribed)

Just today it's recommending Miley Cyrus and Biggest Penis Record Holder.

I'm not surprised.

Arnt ads based on search preferences?

Xriqxa · « **Reply #32 on:** May 10, 2014, 02:41:58 AM »

Not for me. Eugh, every computer I use has those ads everywhere, no matter who's it is.

Xriqxa · « **Reply #33 on:** July 27, 2014, 06:11:22 AM »

Waw.

I was just in the market (without my glasses so I couldn't see a thing beyond my arm) and I saw some fluffy cotton things. Of course, my instinct was to tap on them. I looked a little closer and I found out the ugly truth.

The fluffy things were tampons @.@

Lord DC · « **Reply #34 on:** July 27, 2014, 07:30:22 AM »

Biggest life derp of all history: Currency. And don't give me that B.S of "everything would be chaos" NO IT WOUDN'T!
the human race would figure that out. Just think, we pay to live on our own planet...

Xriqxa · « **Reply #35 on:** July 27, 2014, 07:32:04 AM »

If currency didn't exist we would already have terra formed the moon and have a large, permanent colony in a nearby solar system.

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #36 on:** December 11, 2014, 09:59:25 AM »

Cant find any serious topics where this'd be relevant so I'll just throw it here

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[REDACTED]: Prostitution is the stupidest thing I've heard of since FaceBook. Sex is a precious time you can share with your loved one. You can't buy or sell love. You can buy the pleasure of sex but is it really sex if you don't care about your slut?

Jorster · « **Reply #37 on:** December 11, 2014, 10:37:54 AM »

Your world view is all sorts of twisted. Sex is a thing that people do for fun, and pleasure, and on rare occasions, for procreation. What gives you the right to tell people that enjoy sex without strings sluts or whores?

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #38 on:** December 11, 2014, 10:40:34 AM »

My mind is a lot more twisted than my view on the world.

FiahOwl · « **Reply #39 on:** December 11, 2014, 10:43:01 AM »

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Jorster · « **Reply #40 on:** December 11, 2014, 10:43:44 AM »

le edgy zirkza
my mind is a black hole u will nevr understand my internal pain

ninja'd by fiah
YEP

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #41 on:** December 11, 2014, 10:45:35 AM »

My brain forces itself to take that as a a compliment.

@Jorster you say sex is for fun but how do you fun with a skanky stranger in a car/alley/behind the facade?

Jorster · « **Reply #42 on:** December 11, 2014, 10:52:15 AM »

I'm pro legal prostitution because it would provide regulation to an industry that will always exist, and could benefit from regulation, purely to prevent the nasty back alley sex. You do know there's a such thing as high quality prostitutes, right? They're not all just "streetwalkers"

Jorster · « **Reply #43 on:** December 11, 2014, 10:53:55 AM »

Being called an edgy teen is the farthest thing from a compliment.
I can't believe that you think like that

FiahOwl · « **Reply #44 on:** December 11, 2014, 10:54:28 AM »

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Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #45 on:** December 11, 2014, 10:55:05 AM »

Yes but selling your body just because you can and ingoring the other successful careers doesn't seem... "right(?)"

I don't have anything aginst desperate prostitutes, though

But what do I know about sex; Necromorph Renamon turns me on

atomic7732 · « **Reply #46 on:** December 11, 2014, 10:56:04 AM »

the netherlands exists too

Darvince · « **Reply #47 on:** December 11, 2014, 10:58:30 AM »

ten million edgy one billion me

Jorster · « **Reply #48 on:** December 11, 2014, 10:59:55 AM »

holy shit zirkza.
"Yes but selling your body just because you can and ingoring the other successful careers doesn't seem... "right(?)""

This assumes that no one in the prostitution industry wants to be there. That is blatantly false, and is akin to saying people only ever work at strip clubs because they are sluts who just want to exploit their bodies for cash.

You need a huge wake-up call

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #49 on:** December 11, 2014, 11:03:37 AM »

But can you really blame me?

Jorster · « **Reply #50 on:** December 11, 2014, 11:05:13 AM »

Yes?
Why couldn't I?

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #51 on:** December 11, 2014, 11:07:11 AM »

Because it's not like I have direct access to any of this kind of information.

Maybe you should step out of your shoes for once and think about what it's like to get an education in a traditionally conservative school environment.

Jorster · « **Reply #52 on:** December 11, 2014, 11:09:32 AM »

You are literally on the internet right now. You can literally fucking click in the search bar, and type prostitution, and learn a few things. Just because you were schooled in a conservative environment doesn't prevent you from purposefully seeking knowledge, and for a self declared lover of knowledge or truth or whatever you sure don't care enough to Google anything.

Lord DC · « **Reply #53 on:** December 11, 2014, 11:17:19 AM »

Well th daily life derp for me:

I've been looking around for my house keys for like a week, turns out they were in the bottom of my bag.

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #54 on:** December 11, 2014, 11:20:03 AM »

Quote from: Jorster on December 11, 2014, 11:09:32 AM

You are literally on the internet right now. You can literally fucking click in the search bar, and type prostitution, and learn a few things. Just because you were schooled in a conservative environment doesn't prevent you from purposefully seeking knowledge, and for a self declared lover of knowledge or truth or whatever you sure don't care enough to Google anything.

Now tell me, how would I know, let alone care, to search "Why do sluts whore?"

Jorster · « **Reply #55 on:** December 11, 2014, 11:21:04 AM »

Why would you word it like that unless you literally want to get shitty answers. You very clearly do not seek knowledge in any form or capacity, and that cannot be helped. Have a nice day!

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #56 on:** December 11, 2014, 11:25:11 AM »

I do seek knowledge, in fact. I just do not have the incentive to seek this kind of knowledge.

I love how you call me an ignorant shit when you assume that I am so because I only have superficial knowledge on prostitution.

Jorster · « **Reply #57 on:** December 11, 2014, 11:27:12 AM »

But you're ignorant on how the world works as a whole. You've only lived for 12 years, I don't know why you feel the need to believe you know literally everything on how to make the world a better place. Slow down, live a little more, then you can start talking about how things should be different

FiahOwl · « **Reply #58 on:** December 11, 2014, 12:02:13 PM »

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Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #59 on:** December 11, 2014, 12:05:13 PM »

To see what you have to say so that I can

Quote from: FiahOwl on December 11, 2014, 12:02:13 PM

have [an] idea [about] what you are talking about